Message from @Myth
Discord ID: 363278020804476928
I actually think there isnt much i can do for him
aside from death
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**WHY WOULD YOU MICROWAVE EGGS?** I BET THE KID IS A DOWNIE COMMIE
honor killing
Dude imagine bein so lazy
you cant grab afrying pan
microwave eggs wtf
and make them in like 49 secs
bro is he trying to blow up your place
if you own a parakeet you can';t use non-stick pans and non-stick pans with eggs fucking sucks
I don't think eggs are meant to be in microwaves at all
You would think with the smell microwavng eggs gives off
the worst part is he didnt just think this up one day
his gf litearlly has autism
and i caught her at 3 am nukin eggs
OH NO
with his iq he prob ate the shell as well
ABORT ROOM MATE
i just washed a pain and it was right behind her right
you ever talk to someone you know is metally handicapped
#AfterBirthAbortions4All
"what...are..you...doing'
her - making eggs
me -
'why does it smell so bad. are you microwaving them'
I think you their's better fish to catch myth
>microwaving eggs
wtf
her - 'yeah, its quicker, less mess'
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remember when someone literally
30 secds ago
said just that
is she fat by any chance
there you go
autist
yeah ofc she is
i'm going to microwave some eggs for breakfast in an hour
Where's Gordon Ramsey when you need him?