"what...are..you...doing'

her - making eggs

me -

'why does it smell so bad. are you microwaving them'

I think you their's better fish to catch myth

>microwaving eggs

wtf

her - 'yeah, its quicker, less mess'

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remember when someone literally

30 secds ago

said just that

is she fat by any chance

there you go

autist

yeah ofc she is

i'm going to microwave some eggs for breakfast in an hour

Where's Gordon Ramsey when you need him?

sjw hair?

purple

nah

well shes fat

she only knows how to consume

She's probably a fat acceptance retard

myth get out before she puts you in the microwave

illl never forget standing therea nd looking at the pan on the stove, the back at her, then back at the pain, and so on

and was like 'you know it takes 40 seconds. thers a pan literaly right there'

her - "oh this is better"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

u should try it

id rather microwave her

but thanks

are you talking about your gf myth

yeh

wtf

no thankfully she doesnt exist

dump that hoe

oh

this is the romm mates gf

oh ok