Message from @Myth
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her - making eggs
me -
'why does it smell so bad. are you microwaving them'
I think you their's better fish to catch myth
>microwaving eggs
wtf
her - 'yeah, its quicker, less mess'
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remember when someone literally
30 secds ago
said just that
is she fat by any chance
there you go
autist
yeah ofc she is
i'm going to microwave some eggs for breakfast in an hour
Where's Gordon Ramsey when you need him?
sjw hair?
purple
well shes fat
she only knows how to consume
She's probably a fat acceptance retard
myth get out before she puts you in the microwave
illl never forget standing therea nd looking at the pan on the stove, the back at her, then back at the pain, and so on
and was like 'you know it takes 40 seconds. thers a pan literaly right there'
her - "oh this is better"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
u should try it
id rather microwave her
but thanks
are you talking about your gf myth
yeh
wtf
no thankfully she doesnt exist
dump that hoe
oh
this is the romm mates gf
oh ok
rip