Message from @Myth
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Hey guys it's (((MaRk DiCe))) plz buy my new book fren.. Liberalism is a mental disorder ok?
why did i make this pasta sauce hot
literally why.
you're a real man, that's why.
yeah it tastes better but it doesnt add much to it
i was outta cheese for the sauce so i had to do something
btw im pretty sure my room mate was eating parmasean cheese out of the can
basil and a pinch of sugar
bc the man doesnt cook shit
and i ran outta two jars in a week
that fucker was shoveling that shit in his mouth
Parmesan cheese *in a can*?
wtf is that
that's disgusting he was eating grated parm out of a shaker??
i think so dude
THESE CRAZY LIBERALS *face twitches*
i caught the same kid microwaving eggs
i microwave eggs....
it's so much faster and easier to clean and they puff up bigger
I actually think there isnt much i can do for him
aside from death
*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!1!1!1!1!1*
**WHY WOULD YOU MICROWAVE EGGS?** I BET THE KID IS A DOWNIE COMMIE
honor killing
Dude imagine bein so lazy
you cant grab afrying pan
microwave eggs wtf
and make them in like 49 secs
bro is he trying to blow up your place
if you own a parakeet you can';t use non-stick pans and non-stick pans with eggs fucking sucks
I don't think eggs are meant to be in microwaves at all
You would think with the smell microwavng eggs gives off
the worst part is he didnt just think this up one day
his gf litearlly has autism
and i caught her at 3 am nukin eggs
OH NO
with his iq he prob ate the shell as well
ABORT ROOM MATE