Message from @Myth
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<:ThonkButCool:356316800318832640>
what do i google to see NFL stocks
i tried NFL and NFL stocks
pretty sure their a private company
Suck a niggas dick for an iPhone 6
damnit
Only the Green Bay Packers are publicly owned.
Fuck my nigga Terry for a Blackberry
K
$200 to suck dick why
HEY GUYS THIS IS MARK DICE HERE
*fidgets 100 times*
*shakes erratically*
<:PresidentSleeper:356316673612972032>
Hey guys it's (((MaRk DiCe))) plz buy my new book fren.. Liberalism is a mental disorder ok?
why did i make this pasta sauce hot
literally why.
you're a real man, that's why.
yeah it tastes better but it doesnt add much to it
i was outta cheese for the sauce so i had to do something
basil and a pinch of sugar
bc the man doesnt cook shit
and i ran outta two jars in a week
that fucker was shoveling that shit in his mouth
Parmesan cheese *in a can*?
wtf is that
that's disgusting he was eating grated parm out of a shaker??
i think so dude
THESE CRAZY LIBERALS *face twitches*
i caught the same kid microwaving eggs
so nothing is out the door here
i microwave eggs....
it's so much faster and easier to clean and they puff up bigger
I actually think there isnt much i can do for him
aside from death
*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!1!1!1!1!1*
**WHY WOULD YOU MICROWAVE EGGS?** I BET THE KID IS A DOWNIE COMMIE
honor killing
Dude imagine bein so lazy
you cant grab afrying pan