Message from @Myth
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bc the man doesnt cook shit
and i ran outta two jars in a week
that fucker was shoveling that shit in his mouth
Parmesan cheese *in a can*?
wtf is that
that's disgusting he was eating grated parm out of a shaker??
i think so dude
THESE CRAZY LIBERALS *face twitches*
i caught the same kid microwaving eggs
so nothing is out the door here
i microwave eggs....
it's so much faster and easier to clean and they puff up bigger
I actually think there isnt much i can do for him
aside from death
*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!1!1!1!1!1*
**WHY WOULD YOU MICROWAVE EGGS?** I BET THE KID IS A DOWNIE COMMIE
honor killing
Dude imagine bein so lazy
you cant grab afrying pan
microwave eggs wtf
bro is he trying to blow up your place
if you own a parakeet you can';t use non-stick pans and non-stick pans with eggs fucking sucks
I don't think eggs are meant to be in microwaves at all
You would think with the smell microwavng eggs gives off
the worst part is he didnt just think this up one day
his gf litearlly has autism
and i caught her at 3 am nukin eggs
OH NO
with his iq he prob ate the shell as well
ABORT ROOM MATE
i just washed a pain and it was right behind her right
you ever talk to someone you know is metally handicapped
i talked super slow
#AfterBirthAbortions4All
"what...are..you...doing'
her - making eggs
me -
'why does it smell so bad. are you microwaving them'
I think you their's better fish to catch myth
>microwaving eggs