Message from @amygdala
Discord ID: 363278781714006026
autist
yeah ofc she is
i'm going to microwave some eggs for breakfast in an hour
Where's Gordon Ramsey when you need him?
sjw hair?
purple
nah
well shes fat
she only knows how to consume
She's probably a fat acceptance retard
myth get out before she puts you in the microwave
illl never forget standing therea nd looking at the pan on the stove, the back at her, then back at the pain, and so on
and was like 'you know it takes 40 seconds. thers a pan literaly right there'
her - "oh this is better"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
u should try it
id rather microwave her
but thanks
are you talking about your gf myth
yeh
no thankfully she doesnt exist
dump that hoe
oh
this is the romm mates gf
oh ok
rip
when you watch too much anime
so you hear this beached whale in the night
wonder if u can soak eggs in some kind of lime juice or something to soften the hell after hard boiling ait and get some calcium with that protein
Why did we make a new server again?
hard eggs are tasty
dude creator
Wait...
*How do autists fugg?*
let me tell you a story
hard boiled *
So many tans
<:FeelsComfyMan:356316472240373760>
So one night, they had just got together. maybe two months shes been coming over. My pc desk is literally next to his bed wall mind you my room mate hasnt slept in an actual bed since bush was president. also around the same time he last brushed his teeth. so my pc desk ir right against the same wall as his 'bed'
<:pepegun:356316958141972501>
myth where are you living