Is fucking retarded

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@Matthew i wish

High level is

I appreciate all the work most of the mods do to keep this server safe and spam free 😊

Near useless*

Boths wait 15 minutes and then spam

If they aint idiots

What is my reward for alerting you to a faggot-bot? I accept bitcoin and hand pics

https://tenor.com/Kbvn.gif

Knowledge that we will be making some changes soon

Are you a jojo antagonist with all that hand on hand action

I'm fat, I can't pose

I mean you kinda match the Heart Attack part

Don't make me bully you into leaving, boy. I know you'll bitch out if the pressure becomes to great. You euros are weak-willed like that. <:angery:518855299277520923>

>changes
>soon

So never?

Right now my will is being tested since I'm kinda hungry

Just eat a cabbage

GF made Mexican Mac and cheese for dinner. It was amazing.

Don't have one nor am able to acquire one at 6am

Nothing like biting into a whole head of cabbage

Guess ham sandwich it will be

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Or should I go extra step and make it a toast with ham

I'm feeling the Bagel urge again

I can't do this, I prepared

I can't cuck myself for bagels two nights in a row

At worst you can just use the hole in the bagel

What about bagels?

You kmow what, nvm

It probably somehow involves matts penis

Matt went for a bagel yesterday and got cucked thanks to it

Wow

I was right

Gf schlicked off while I was down stairs eating a bagel

Why g*d why

The bagel was good tho

Who needs condoms when you got bagels

I help your food cravings matt

🤔

John, I get frequent nosebleeds.

The taste and consistency of clotted blood is not new to me.

Did u try going to doctor

And be in glorious American debt for the rest of my life? Hell no

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I figured it out guys

I had the sex, NOW I can eat the Bagel

But now I have to choose between my bagel tasting like pussy or tasting like mouthwash. 🤔

You know, forget the Bagel

Save bagel as breakfast

Win win

eat bagel before sex?

what is issue?

Girls don't want bagel bits in their puss, friend

And I do oral because I'm not selfish

you can always have sex tomorrow

but bagels expire

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Someone get this man a bagel

women expire too

Only if they're mouthy 🗡

I thought you liked that during sex

cutting their throats, I mean

I like touching her neck. I can fit the whole thing in one hand

She doesn't like it if i actually apply pressure though <:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

Feels bad, man

Sad

Why won't she let me throttle her while we fuck

Why g*d why

why are you asking for her consent?

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You don't get a bagel. That's badguy talk.

be a man

take her as you please

I bet you sign a fucking copulation consent form

>real American hero

There's nothing more arousing than a woman telling you exactly what she wants and you making it happen for her. You've watched too much hentai where all the girls secretly want to be raped

>he's not a true American non gender-specific nonbinary human being

>2019
>having to specify you're non binary

smh

non binary is the new default

oh fuck no

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genderqueer

I just feel like I've woken up to dystopian future or some other dark shit

this flag bears a resemblance to the dutch flag

therefor the dutch are faggots

Let me give you guys the cheat code to amazing sex:

>shoulder rub
>neck rub
>back rub
>Leg rub
>kiss the inner thighs
>oral sex until she wants the D
>give her the D
>spurt
>eat a bagel

That's wrong

>pussy bagel

Real guys know that you have to start with the left thigh, then right arm, then right thigh, then left arm, then left boob, then right inner thigh, then left inner thigh, then right boob and then you can start massaging the vagoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWpZC1bKfX8

I swear to god if I get into women debug mode by accident thanks to you guys

@sum sounds suspiciously like drawing a pentagram with your tongue on a woman, this summoning an incubus that'll cuck you

I think you're giving bad advice.

You forgot the part where you possess the incubus and with the aid of Satan you pierce her vagina giving her infernal pleasure

Sum, be honest

Are you a virgin