sum (Discord ID: 388831565888749569), page 1

Is that anything good?

I feel like I'm a brainlet since I can't figure out CSS to work out of the box. Most of the time I feel like I just made stars align and it somehow works

web stuff

the fuk is this

Why can't font-size : x vh be enough

I still believe that this shit should be the norm <http://motherfuckingwebsite.com/>

But everyone wants their fancy ass animations and shit

<http://lovesimpledesign.com/illustrations> the design

<https://cottonbureau.com/products/sleeping-dog> example place where to buy from

"A portrait of my tiny husky, Sosa. When she sleeps she gets into the tiniest ball. I think she dreams of endless forests and adventures."

I wish Google was better at finding cropped anime porn though

I thought /pol/ was just a meme but I fear for future of 100% 24/7 political correctness

Where keeping your mouth shut at all times is the only way to be safe

And even so it could be offensive towards someone

Yeah but living in 2nd world country it won't come soon though for me

Isn't it basically already game over even before safe space ai

I mean if they fuck up

They can just say "we're sorry"

And bam, all sins forgotten

Imagine if Hitler was alive in today's world

And after Holocaust stuff he would just release a statement that he was sorry with a picture of him petting some animals

all sins forgiven

Especially considering how majority of people which are normies have short attention span

Were they will be offended by something, go on a lawsuit but then before it finalizes they will just forget it since look at this epic meme lmao

tfw we live in reality where Idicoracy is no longer a film but an accurate future prediction <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

Now that I think about it, couldn't you be offended that they are offended

Like fight fire with fire

"I'm offended that you find me offensive"

Aren't incense sticks from India anyway

At least the ones I got are said to be handmade from India

Which kinda scares me that after he spent some time on a designated shitting street, I am now touching that person hands indirectly <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

Hmm chink oil diffusers aren't expensive but so are poointheloo sticks 🤔

Do they leave any trash behind?

I might be dumb on it but hey, doesn't hurt to ask

Could be why the smell is so strong <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

Bitte keine Nazi sprechen danke

Come work for us! Progress, synthesis, prosper, family, profits!

I wonder if there's a English => HR Corpo Bullshit translator

AGILE

WATERFALL

SPRINT

There are advantages and disadvantages of both scrum and the other way

From my knowledge there is no one size fits all when it comes to software development

Isn't Scrum basically when you want something ASAP

And the other when you want something that holds a quality is more complex

From what I've seen Java is here to stay for now

Since every job listing I found recently was boiling down to either Java or PHP+JS+HTML or just JS

Yeah most were citing "if you know any frameworks, that's a plus"

But damn I just want something not cancerous to work with 😐

I kinda liked C# but then I would have to fight pajeets for work

Excuse me while I empty my bowels on a nearby street that has been appointed as a friendly gathering of emptying bowels movement

powered by poo, runs like poo

there, don't wanna get sued by apple now

I wonder if iToilet slogan would be "Shit Different"

But does it have a smartphone app

How else will I track my time spent on toilet <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

Why did you post a picture from the Red Apple

notify me when they introduce virtual anime tiddies

with haptic feedback

Wait a sec ain't that japanese

I mean if we are talking virtual girlfriends and sex then of course Japan would be pioneers in that department

Yeah I guessed by illusion

Koikatsu or whatever the fuck it's called when

And more importantly, english version when

Tho if sometime in the future there would be technology for it, and you purchase it and open it

Just to witness moonrunes

That'd be kinda difficult and boner killing

Only the webms were the dude toys around with it and acts in cliches something

Like flips the skirt and then moves away

wait AR? wat

Cool maybe but from that PV it looks uncanny as fuck

Though this seems like just natural evolution seeing as they already have those waifu apps

With alarm clocks and what not

0:55 I recognise that pose

inb4 another rapelay

and blocked again

I kinda like that amids all this shit the japs are warming up to western

With porn games on steam even

Bunny Black on steam when

What is COM even

Like CM2.5 or what

And more importantly do I need the fucking 90GB of original game on top of the expansion

By fakku <:hms:311152554618912768>

I wonder if they're gonna step it up and even change the names

Now the randomizer can give you amazing names as Samanta, Jennifer

I tried it with the Nox emulator

It was almost playable

But you couldn't aim and shoot with mouse at the same time

Didn't stop me from abusing physical keys to strafe

While the smartphone retards couldn't adjust aim in time

Because I saw that everyeone was either moving or aiming

While I could do both B)

But damn all those BR games are kinda not my alley I guess

Because I see that huge fucking map and only think

"wow, I wonder where will the camping sniping faggot shoot me from"

Why not go for an emulated notch

get the true amazing iphone experience

also remember to clog up your headphone jack

but why

no mod support?

Unless it's literally the same game but with just translation preapplied and not some outdated 1.0 version

I thought my friend was bamboozling me but why the fuck did I found Polish words in anime

Yeah

At around 1:44

And apparently she sings in fucking Polish

Now that is something I have never seen

Polish words by Japanese singer

But those kinda could make sense and all

But fucking Poland

Why, there's nothing here

what if she also self destroys her dick <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

anyone want to give me unity skills

>go to unity learning class

>60% don't even play games

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

But it's like wanting to become a cook but not doing any cooking at all

Sure you can but you're just gonna throw sub par dishes

fucking normies reee

oh god they started with unity history

>2d game welp shit

here comes my pretentious indie game titled "Dear Chink"

It will be a 2D walking sim

hell yeah

whoa slow there satan

don't want to create the dark souls of platformers

yet

Look at my magnum opus

thanks, that will be 5€ on Steam Early Access

Damn I wonder if 50cm pizza will be enough for 3 people to share

No, Europeans

Not both

3 people here

And 50cm diameter not radius

No 100cm diameter pizza around here

50cm biggest here

I mean we're not American

But it's 3 people 😦

Also I'm checking the tracker and it still being made reee

It started at about 11:40

Uh... density?

Fuck

I refuse to believe it takes so long to cook

So it should've been here already

I ordered it around 11:40

If you add those 15+15 then it should've been here by 12:10

But it's 12:25 and the site still displays "being made"

got it

not only late but one of ketchups is missing

reeeeeeeeeeeee

2hold up

eat corn poop corn

well damn I'm somewhat filled

Feel like there's room for more tho

Where has the religion of peace preached now

are you implying not everyone in the islam deserves the good old Adolf treatment "to the gas chamber you go"

<http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5535755/Shooting-hostage-taking-supermarket-south-France.html> I guess this

"The suspect has declared himself a soldier of ISIS
two victims seen lying on ground in supermarket - conditions unknown
~~the assailant is now alone in the supermarket and the hostages have left the building~~
sources are saying 2 dead and 12 injured so far
The telegraph is saying that the suspect is a man in his thirties, he has several grenades and wants to 'avenge Syria'"

ree quote doesn't support markdown

i suck at discord

Didn't they had some magic threads?

Like I remember seeing one on /v/ where they played the Robot Unicorn Attack song

Or was it original Erasure - Always

Also status update, you can currently move and jump and even go to the next level in my game

That is now worth at least 10€ instead of 5€

They have a gigantic ad for the company behind this thing for unity

And of course it's filled with business bullshit like "INSPIRATION, CARRIER, BUSNESS SUCCESS, IMPROVEMENT"

They even have those stock drawings

Like that one shield with a checkmark on it

And now my fox has idle and run animation

15€ baby

Few features more and it will be worth more than Hunt Down The Freeman

Thanks to this picture I'm at loss for words to express my reaction.

"The hostage taker was shot. I will speak in a few moments." Gerard Collomb, Ministère de l'Intérieur

Ah, France. The country of wine, cheese, love and terrorist attacks.

Wasn't TFT poo? Or was there something else

Like I remember regarding monitors that everyone was "go for IPS" I think?

Motherfucking Orange

I wish I wasn't living in the middle of nowhere so my only option is this piece of shit ISP

"What's that, want to plug in your own Router that is far better than our piece of shit basic plug'n'play retard friendly one that doesn't have any functions at all? Fuck you pay us more or no VOIP for you"

So i'm stuck with a fucking shit router that can't even do QoS which means all the bandwith somehow ends up in my brother laptop which means I get hit with fucking lag spikes in every multiplayer game

The only option I had was using one program for Windows to limit the whole system internet usage and the problem just went away

But he was stuck with download speed of 300 kb/s and was complaining the internet was running slow for him

Mine is 10/1

Meanwhile I'm trying to figure what the fuck to do with this situation

Until I become so mad at bandwith stealing

That I could do something bad

At first glance she reminded me of Anzu except with shit on face

Those three dots in first second looked like freckles

Last thing I'd want is Jessica "My Forehead - Your place for Ads" Nigri

Wait, wasn't there a way to connect Android to PC and use it as a router for mobile data?

I just did it, it was somehow acceptable in Rocket League

Not sure why it went through H and not LTE

Had some weird microstutters once in a while though but overall it was hard to tell a difference between daily driver and this android thing

@Goz3rr you mean one as modem and second as router?

I tried something like that but supposedly family members complained that they either couldn't connect or the connection was dropping

Animal Channel presents : 127 Hours, Animal Edition

If I remmeber correctly I changed the SSID of the original name

Plugged the better router (tplink) and went for bridge mode

Then configured the original one to go SSID as the previous one had

Hmm maybe, but I'm not keen on disabling WiFi now

Since all my ethernet cables are broken (thanks family)

So if something fucks up I don't really have any way to connect manually to the router

Though I haven't thought about what you said, after not being able to even forward ports on that old router (sagem) I gave up on doing anything at all

Now that I think about it, would it work if old router was in 2.4GHz ( since it can't go 5Ghz) while the new one was 5Ghz?

Since now that I think about how I did that setup, it could've been that two 2.4GHz routers working in same place were somehow on same channels

Therefore resulting in connection problems to other users

Anyone here has any experience with Nox

I'm trying to play the PUBG Mobile since I'm a pleb and will not purchase PUBG on Steam

So far strafing works so I have upper advantage over rest

jesus christ

With mouse not even working correctly PUBG Mobile on PC is fucking easy

Like retarded easy because your enemies are dealing with retarded controls

🤔

Now I'm legit curious on it

Since the stop and aim might be applicable to pretty much every smartphone user

So can't really tell the difference if I was shooting up 7 year olds on their iPhones and what not

Or legit bots

Nox

It has a mode where it overlays physical button on virtual ones

Like press X and it will simulate a tap on the screen

WASD movement works well but mouse look is shit

But I somehow managed to get it working

Except the cursor leaves the app which fucks it up

Basically there is an option to track mouse movement and simulate sliding your finger

But you use it by locking in (aka pressing right mouse button)

Which kinda makes aiming down sights impossible unless you rebind them (I rebinded them at G)

Here's how it looks

Looks like a clusterfuck but it actually makes sense when you play

Not sure if it supports it yet

Also important thing

Unless there is a fast way to switch layouts

Vehicles are broken

Now I only need to write or if even AHK supports locking mouse into a certain area

So that I don't have to rely on moving the mouse all the way to the left

In order to rotate

Yeah there are some lootboxes

And a in-game currency called Valor I think

Also even with all those problems, best thing about this whole ordeal is, I didn't pay a single dime to play 👌

Yeah, suprisingly it almost works out of the box

Just gotta figure out layout switching for vehicles, and mouse lock

And you have yourself a PC experience of mobile PUBG

If they don't start banning emulators that is

Though I think FGO already tried something like that but the Nox app still managed to be somehow unique as to not get affected by it meaning you can still play that game

all those transgender m=>f that went any% speedrun on transition look like they just put makeup on and started wearing women clothes

Any ideas how are Jap machine translation programs nowadays