Message from @Matthew
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Or should I go extra step and make it a toast with ham
I'm feeling the Bagel urge again
I can't do this, I prepared
I can't cuck myself for bagels two nights in a row
At worst you can just use the hole in the bagel
What about bagels?
You kmow what, nvm
It probably somehow involves matts penis
Matt went for a bagel yesterday and got cucked thanks to it
Wow
I was right
Gf schlicked off while I was down stairs eating a bagel
Why g*d why
The bagel was good tho
Who needs condoms when you got bagels
I help your food cravings matt
π€
John, I get frequent nosebleeds.
Did u try going to doctor
And be in glorious American debt for the rest of my life? Hell no
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I figured it out guys
I had the sex, NOW I can eat the Bagel
But now I have to choose between my bagel tasting like pussy or tasting like mouthwash. π€
You know, forget the Bagel
Save bagel as breakfast
Win win
eat bagel before sex?
what is issue?
Girls don't want bagel bits in their puss, friend
And I do oral because I'm not selfish
you can always have sex tomorrow
but bagels expire
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Someone get this man a bagel
women expire too
Only if they're mouthy π‘