Message from @sum
Discord ID: 534621087921864708
I like touching her neck. I can fit the whole thing in one hand
She doesn't like it if i actually apply pressure though <:sadmitu:331056421342806026>
Feels bad, man
Sad
Why won't she let me throttle her while we fuck
Why g*d why
why are you asking for her consent?
<:thvnk:332928260004642827>
You don't get a bagel. That's badguy talk.
be a man
take her as you please
I bet you sign a fucking copulation consent form
>real American hero
There's nothing more arousing than a woman telling you exactly what she wants and you making it happen for her. You've watched too much hentai where all the girls secretly want to be raped
>he's not a true American non gender-specific nonbinary human being
>2019
>having to specify you're non binary
smh
non binary is the new default
oh fuck no
this flag bears a resemblance to the dutch flag
therefor the dutch are faggots
Let me give you guys the cheat code to amazing sex:
>shoulder rub
>neck rub
>back rub
>Leg rub
>kiss the inner thighs
>oral sex until she wants the D
>give her the D
>spurt
>eat a bagel
That's wrong
>pussy bagel
Real guys know that you have to start with the left thigh, then right arm, then right thigh, then left arm, then left boob, then right inner thigh, then left inner thigh, then right boob and then you can start massaging the vagoo
I swear to god if I get into women debug mode by accident thanks to you guys
@sum sounds suspiciously like drawing a pentagram with your tongue on a woman, this summoning an incubus that'll cuck you
I think you're giving bad advice.
You forgot the part where you possess the incubus and with the aid of Satan you pierce her vagina giving her infernal pleasure
Sum, be honest
Are you a virgin
<:googlethink:328536447219138561>
Yes
You'll make a fine sacrifice to Bagloth, then
<:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>
Waiting till 30 for the wizard powers
I'll pour one out for all the virgins
Didn't you hear? The guild raised the Wizard age to 40 because of the excessive amount of applicants these days