Message from @Tervy
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Matt went for a bagel yesterday and got cucked thanks to it
Wow
I was right
Gf schlicked off while I was down stairs eating a bagel
Why g*d why
The bagel was good tho
Who needs condoms when you got bagels
I help your food cravings matt
π€
John, I get frequent nosebleeds.
The taste and consistency of clotted blood is not new to me.
Did u try going to doctor
And be in glorious American debt for the rest of my life? Hell no
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I figured it out guys
I had the sex, NOW I can eat the Bagel
But now I have to choose between my bagel tasting like pussy or tasting like mouthwash. π€
You know, forget the Bagel
Win win
eat bagel before sex?
what is issue?
Girls don't want bagel bits in their puss, friend
And I do oral because I'm not selfish
you can always have sex tomorrow
but bagels expire
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Someone get this man a bagel
women expire too
Only if they're mouthy π‘
I thought you liked that during sex
cutting their throats, I mean
I like touching her neck. I can fit the whole thing in one hand
She doesn't like it if i actually apply pressure though <:sadmitu:331056421342806026>
Feels bad, man
Sad
Why won't she let me throttle her while we fuck
Why g*d why
why are you asking for her consent?