Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 534613886968659978
You kmow what, nvm
It probably somehow involves matts penis
Matt went for a bagel yesterday and got cucked thanks to it
Wow
I was right
Gf schlicked off while I was down stairs eating a bagel
Why g*d why
The bagel was good tho
Who needs condoms when you got bagels
I help your food cravings matt
π€
John, I get frequent nosebleeds.
The taste and consistency of clotted blood is not new to me.
Did u try going to doctor
And be in glorious American debt for the rest of my life? Hell no
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I figured it out guys
I had the sex, NOW I can eat the Bagel
You know, forget the Bagel
Save bagel as breakfast
Win win
eat bagel before sex?
what is issue?
Girls don't want bagel bits in their puss, friend
And I do oral because I'm not selfish
you can always have sex tomorrow
but bagels expire
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Someone get this man a bagel
women expire too
Only if they're mouthy π‘
I thought you liked that during sex
cutting their throats, I mean
I like touching her neck. I can fit the whole thing in one hand
She doesn't like it if i actually apply pressure though <:sadmitu:331056421342806026>
Feels bad, man
Sad
Why won't she let me throttle her while we fuck