Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 534619206126272512
The taste and consistency of clotted blood is not new to me.
Did u try going to doctor
And be in glorious American debt for the rest of my life? Hell no
πΊπΈ
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I figured it out guys
I had the sex, NOW I can eat the Bagel
But now I have to choose between my bagel tasting like pussy or tasting like mouthwash. π€
You know, forget the Bagel
Save bagel as breakfast
Win win
eat bagel before sex?
what is issue?
Girls don't want bagel bits in their puss, friend
And I do oral because I'm not selfish
you can always have sex tomorrow
but bagels expire
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Someone get this man a bagel
women expire too
I thought you liked that during sex
cutting their throats, I mean
I like touching her neck. I can fit the whole thing in one hand
She doesn't like it if i actually apply pressure though <:sadmitu:331056421342806026>
Feels bad, man
Sad
Why won't she let me throttle her while we fuck
Why g*d why
why are you asking for her consent?
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You don't get a bagel. That's badguy talk.
be a man
take her as you please
I bet you sign a fucking copulation consent form
>real American hero
There's nothing more arousing than a woman telling you exactly what she wants and you making it happen for her. You've watched too much hentai where all the girls secretly want to be raped
>he's not a true American non gender-specific nonbinary human being
>2019
>having to specify you're non binary
smh
non binary is the new default