Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 534619206126272512


2019-01-15 05:23:08 UTC  

The taste and consistency of clotted blood is not new to me.

2019-01-15 05:25:35 UTC  

Did u try going to doctor

2019-01-15 05:26:16 UTC  

And be in glorious American debt for the rest of my life? Hell no

2019-01-15 05:40:31 UTC  

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

2019-01-15 05:49:09 UTC  

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

2019-01-15 06:03:45 UTC  

I figured it out guys

2019-01-15 06:04:01 UTC  

I had the sex, NOW I can eat the Bagel

2019-01-15 06:04:43 UTC  

But now I have to choose between my bagel tasting like pussy or tasting like mouthwash. πŸ€”

2019-01-15 06:04:56 UTC  

You know, forget the Bagel

2019-01-15 06:11:15 UTC  

Save bagel as breakfast

2019-01-15 06:11:17 UTC  

Win win

2019-01-15 06:12:02 UTC  

eat bagel before sex?

2019-01-15 06:12:05 UTC  

what is issue?

2019-01-15 06:17:18 UTC  

Girls don't want bagel bits in their puss, friend

2019-01-15 06:17:30 UTC  

And I do oral because I'm not selfish

2019-01-15 06:19:01 UTC  

you can always have sex tomorrow

2019-01-15 06:19:04 UTC  

but bagels expire

2019-01-15 06:19:46 UTC  

<:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>

2019-01-15 06:20:00 UTC  

Someone get this man a bagel

2019-01-15 06:25:24 UTC  

women expire too

2019-01-15 06:25:51 UTC  

Only if they're mouthy πŸ—‘

2019-01-15 06:26:23 UTC  

I thought you liked that during sex

2019-01-15 06:26:42 UTC  

cutting their throats, I mean

2019-01-15 06:27:16 UTC  

I like touching her neck. I can fit the whole thing in one hand

2019-01-15 06:27:41 UTC  

She doesn't like it if i actually apply pressure though <:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

2019-01-15 06:28:03 UTC  

Feels bad, man

2019-01-15 06:28:14 UTC  

Sad

2019-01-15 06:28:29 UTC  

Why won't she let me throttle her while we fuck

2019-01-15 06:28:34 UTC  

Why g*d why

2019-01-15 06:28:55 UTC  

why are you asking for her consent?

2019-01-15 06:29:07 UTC  

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-01-15 06:29:24 UTC  

You don't get a bagel. That's badguy talk.

2019-01-15 06:29:46 UTC  

be a man

2019-01-15 06:29:50 UTC  

take her as you please

2019-01-15 06:30:25 UTC  

I bet you sign a fucking copulation consent form

2019-01-15 06:30:37 UTC  

>real American hero

2019-01-15 06:30:55 UTC  

There's nothing more arousing than a woman telling you exactly what she wants and you making it happen for her. You've watched too much hentai where all the girls secretly want to be raped

2019-01-15 06:31:14 UTC  

>he's not a true American non gender-specific nonbinary human being

2019-01-15 06:31:34 UTC  

>2019
>having to specify you're non binary

2019-01-15 06:31:37 UTC  

smh

2019-01-15 06:31:50 UTC  

non binary is the new default