I figured it out guys

I had the sex, NOW I can eat the Bagel

But now I have to choose between my bagel tasting like pussy or tasting like mouthwash. 🤔

You know, forget the Bagel

Save bagel as breakfast

Win win

eat bagel before sex?

what is issue?

Girls don't want bagel bits in their puss, friend

And I do oral because I'm not selfish

you can always have sex tomorrow

but bagels expire

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Someone get this man a bagel

women expire too

Only if they're mouthy 🗡

I thought you liked that during sex

cutting their throats, I mean

I like touching her neck. I can fit the whole thing in one hand

She doesn't like it if i actually apply pressure though <:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

Feels bad, man

Sad

Why won't she let me throttle her while we fuck

Why g*d why

why are you asking for her consent?

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You don't get a bagel. That's badguy talk.

be a man

take her as you please

I bet you sign a fucking copulation consent form

>real American hero

There's nothing more arousing than a woman telling you exactly what she wants and you making it happen for her. You've watched too much hentai where all the girls secretly want to be raped

>he's not a true American non gender-specific nonbinary human being

>2019
>having to specify you're non binary

smh

non binary is the new default

oh fuck no

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genderqueer

I just feel like I've woken up to dystopian future or some other dark shit

this flag bears a resemblance to the dutch flag

therefor the dutch are faggots