Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 534620100050026506
eat bagel before sex?
what is issue?
Girls don't want bagel bits in their puss, friend
And I do oral because I'm not selfish
you can always have sex tomorrow
but bagels expire
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Someone get this man a bagel
women expire too
Only if they're mouthy 🗡
I thought you liked that during sex
cutting their throats, I mean
I like touching her neck. I can fit the whole thing in one hand
She doesn't like it if i actually apply pressure though <:sadmitu:331056421342806026>
Feels bad, man
Sad
Why won't she let me throttle her while we fuck
Why g*d why
why are you asking for her consent?
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be a man
take her as you please
I bet you sign a fucking copulation consent form
>real American hero
There's nothing more arousing than a woman telling you exactly what she wants and you making it happen for her. You've watched too much hentai where all the girls secretly want to be raped
>he's not a true American non gender-specific nonbinary human being
>2019
>having to specify you're non binary
smh
non binary is the new default
oh fuck no
I just feel like I've woken up to dystopian future or some other dark shit
this flag bears a resemblance to the dutch flag
therefor the dutch are faggots
Let me give you guys the cheat code to amazing sex:
>shoulder rub
>neck rub
>back rub
>Leg rub
>kiss the inner thighs
>oral sex until she wants the D
>give her the D
>spurt
>eat a bagel
That's wrong
>pussy bagel
Real guys know that you have to start with the left thigh, then right arm, then right thigh, then left arm, then left boob, then right inner thigh, then left inner thigh, then right boob and then you can start massaging the vagoo
I swear to god if I get into women debug mode by accident thanks to you guys