>real American hero

There's nothing more arousing than a woman telling you exactly what she wants and you making it happen for her. You've watched too much hentai where all the girls secretly want to be raped

>he's not a true American non gender-specific nonbinary human being

>2019
>having to specify you're non binary

smh

non binary is the new default

oh fuck no

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genderqueer

I just feel like I've woken up to dystopian future or some other dark shit

this flag bears a resemblance to the dutch flag

therefor the dutch are faggots

Let me give you guys the cheat code to amazing sex:

>shoulder rub
>neck rub
>back rub
>Leg rub
>kiss the inner thighs
>oral sex until she wants the D
>give her the D
>spurt
>eat a bagel

That's wrong

>pussy bagel

Real guys know that you have to start with the left thigh, then right arm, then right thigh, then left arm, then left boob, then right inner thigh, then left inner thigh, then right boob and then you can start massaging the vagoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWpZC1bKfX8

I swear to god if I get into women debug mode by accident thanks to you guys

@sum sounds suspiciously like drawing a pentagram with your tongue on a woman, this summoning an incubus that'll cuck you

I think you're giving bad advice.

You forgot the part where you possess the incubus and with the aid of Satan you pierce her vagina giving her infernal pleasure

Sum, be honest

Are you a virgin

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Yes

You'll make a fine sacrifice to Bagloth, then

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Waiting till 30 for the wizard powers

I'll pour one out for all the virgins

Didn't you hear? The guild raised the Wizard age to 40 because of the excessive amount of applicants these days

fuck

@sum here <:bleach:264926641359290368>

But wait, if I undergo a gender change will the Sorceress age apply or still Wizard?

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Reassignment surgery involves someone other than you touching your genitalia

It invalidates you

What if it will be homemade DIY

That's arcane magic forbidden to man

Sit on chainsaw method

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hmmm