Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 534622337056636928


2019-01-15 06:30:37 UTC  

>real American hero

2019-01-15 06:30:55 UTC  

There's nothing more arousing than a woman telling you exactly what she wants and you making it happen for her. You've watched too much hentai where all the girls secretly want to be raped

2019-01-15 06:31:14 UTC  

>he's not a true American non gender-specific nonbinary human being

2019-01-15 06:31:34 UTC  

>2019
>having to specify you're non binary

2019-01-15 06:31:37 UTC  

smh

2019-01-15 06:31:50 UTC  

non binary is the new default

2019-01-15 06:33:01 UTC  

oh fuck no

2019-01-15 06:33:20 UTC  

I just feel like I've woken up to dystopian future or some other dark shit

2019-01-15 06:33:25 UTC  

this flag bears a resemblance to the dutch flag

2019-01-15 06:33:34 UTC  

therefor the dutch are faggots

2019-01-15 06:33:50 UTC  

Let me give you guys the cheat code to amazing sex:

>shoulder rub
>neck rub
>back rub
>Leg rub
>kiss the inner thighs
>oral sex until she wants the D
>give her the D
>spurt
>eat a bagel

2019-01-15 06:33:59 UTC  

That's wrong

2019-01-15 06:34:05 UTC  

>pussy bagel

2019-01-15 06:34:41 UTC  

Real guys know that you have to start with the left thigh, then right arm, then right thigh, then left arm, then left boob, then right inner thigh, then left inner thigh, then right boob and then you can start massaging the vagoo

2019-01-15 06:35:40 UTC  

I swear to god if I get into women debug mode by accident thanks to you guys

2019-01-15 06:36:22 UTC  

@sum sounds suspiciously like drawing a pentagram with your tongue on a woman, this summoning an incubus that'll cuck you

2019-01-15 06:36:32 UTC  

I think you're giving bad advice.

2019-01-15 06:37:43 UTC  

You forgot the part where you possess the incubus and with the aid of Satan you pierce her vagina giving her infernal pleasure

2019-01-15 06:38:17 UTC  

Sum, be honest

2019-01-15 06:38:22 UTC  

Are you a virgin

2019-01-15 06:38:41 UTC  

<:googlethink:328536447219138561>

2019-01-15 06:38:47 UTC  

Yes

2019-01-15 06:39:25 UTC  

You'll make a fine sacrifice to Bagloth, then

2019-01-15 06:39:32 UTC  

<:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

2019-01-15 06:39:41 UTC  

Waiting till 30 for the wizard powers

2019-01-15 06:39:48 UTC  

I'll pour one out for all the virgins

2019-01-15 06:40:24 UTC  

Didn't you hear? The guild raised the Wizard age to 40 because of the excessive amount of applicants these days

2019-01-15 06:40:33 UTC  

fuck

2019-01-15 06:41:00 UTC  

@sum here <:bleach:264926641359290368>

2019-01-15 06:42:33 UTC  

But wait, if I undergo a gender change will the Sorceress age apply or still Wizard?

2019-01-15 06:43:11 UTC  

<:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>

2019-01-15 06:43:17 UTC  

Reassignment surgery involves someone other than you touching your genitalia

2019-01-15 06:43:29 UTC  

It invalidates you

2019-01-15 06:43:59 UTC  

What if it will be homemade DIY

2019-01-15 06:44:39 UTC  

That's arcane magic forbidden to man

2019-01-15 06:44:43 UTC  

Sit on chainsaw method

2019-01-15 06:44:52 UTC  

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-01-15 06:44:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/534624000366608394/Screenshot_2019-01-15-07-44-42-549_com.discord.png

2019-01-15 06:44:55 UTC  

hmmm