Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 534619868494823434
But now I have to choose between my bagel tasting like pussy or tasting like mouthwash. 🤔
You know, forget the Bagel
Save bagel as breakfast
Win win
eat bagel before sex?
what is issue?
Girls don't want bagel bits in their puss, friend
And I do oral because I'm not selfish
you can always have sex tomorrow
but bagels expire
<:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>
Someone get this man a bagel
women expire too
Only if they're mouthy 🗡
I thought you liked that during sex
cutting their throats, I mean
I like touching her neck. I can fit the whole thing in one hand
She doesn't like it if i actually apply pressure though <:sadmitu:331056421342806026>
Feels bad, man
Sad
Why g*d why
why are you asking for her consent?
<:thvnk:332928260004642827>
You don't get a bagel. That's badguy talk.
be a man
take her as you please
I bet you sign a fucking copulation consent form
>real American hero
There's nothing more arousing than a woman telling you exactly what she wants and you making it happen for her. You've watched too much hentai where all the girls secretly want to be raped
>he's not a true American non gender-specific nonbinary human being
>2019
>having to specify you're non binary
smh
non binary is the new default
oh fuck no
I just feel like I've woken up to dystopian future or some other dark shit
this flag bears a resemblance to the dutch flag
therefor the dutch are faggots
Let me give you guys the cheat code to amazing sex:
>shoulder rub
>neck rub
>back rub
>Leg rub
>kiss the inner thighs
>oral sex until she wants the D
>give her the D
>spurt
>eat a bagel
That's wrong