You have a very cute nigger cat btw

he is still smol

and he bits feet and cant wipe his own arse

he is also retarded in the most literal way

in his case its related to sleep. the more he sleeps the better he gets, the less he sleeps the worse he gets

Lol

https://youtu.be/RDN1Wv3LY6g

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@Drunkott

.img baby pygmy hippo

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.img massive hippopotamus

Holy shit that's a good pic

Fat boi

long hair boi

Violin cat

https://youtu.be/sN6IHtT5jBs

1000 screams per second

what is it with people and wanting the smallest yippiest dog they can possibly find? If you want everyone living with you to hate life that much just buy a bird.

And fennecs are also literal nervous balls of fur.
They're pretty much almost always spastic.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/651914465888960512/669305612663914547/9k.png?width=169&height=127

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I like small fluffy things

Same

https://youtu.be/RnhTO30VY-M

Have trust in the hand.

Screaming bois

I think opossums would probably be alright as pets

They're all over the place by me. They're clearly fairly intelligent, and always seem pretty chill. Not spastic like raccoons.

Possums are docile Bois. Also one of the few species of mammals that rarely gets rabies.

Then why does grandma say they're chock full of disease

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Because she's retarded and can't do research

Because grannys dumb as shit

Racoons tho

I want an opossum

Them motherfuckers you shouldn't fuck with

Coons are niggers

There's millions of the fluffy bois in florida

My grandma and grandpa use to have raccoons when my dad was a kid

https://youtu.be/BcyYQXTHIV8

The most important guest

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https://youtu.be/WaPXhYaFReY

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/141983249147625472/669219103508135956/FB_IMG_1579624513144.jpg

I wanted a fruit bat as a kid

https://youtu.be/Xwei3V7A-as

>calling a dog a fluffer

I don't think he knows what that means

.urban fluffer

Oh god

But he's not a fluffer

he is floofer

your wife is cute

*Boyfriend

He's gay

Very funny.

His wife's boyfriend

MY WIFE'S SON

MY WIFE'S SON

MY WIFE'S SON!

Good boyo

His boyfriend’s boyfriend

You may not like it, but this is what the ideal pet looks like

My cat's cute

Until she opens her mouth

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Got a snake, two Geks, Two Pits, and two Kits

>two pitz

Nigbulls

Its an english dog

You double twat

Then it's a bulldog

Unless you mean a pitbull bulldog mix

.img pitbull

.img english bulldog

Chubby boy

Basically a pug on steroids

Yes

.img toe beans

TOE BEANS

Why I no taste foob

Amgri time

What is that?

A cat da truck