You postin some bold shit for someone in OMPing distance

@Amerikek I'm military raised in an old boomer neighborhood

Got a snake, two Geks, Two Pits, and two Kits

Its an english dog

You double twat

Trying to convince my wife to let us have a DikDik since deers are legal to own here after license

She won't budge and I don't want to get a small dog

What about a doe, aren't they like calm ?

But if you raise em from a baby they won't turn into assholes right?

My mom has effectively killed my dogs by feeding them treats and other table foods like they're fucking children

So since I'm getting a new house and leaving them behind I want something new but I just don't want to raise another dog

Because they're both 80-90 pound pits, ones and old lady who doesn't listen unless you slap her around, and the other is a calm boyo but he's like, fat and sluggish.

I take this nigga to Target and shit and he like, every second I stop to put something in the basket

literally lays down on the floor and almost sleeps

And he's wayyy younger than her

still has his balls

Beecause where I'm going I can't have Canines over 20 pounds

Yeah

Shit hurts

Raised them both to be people dogs and guard dogs but mom just babies them

One turned into a diva and the other turned into a fatty

Nah I love animals

My mom is a torus, even the vet tells her shit and she doesn't listen

She comes homes, and literaly dumps a bag of treats on the floor for them to eat

I explained to her that's like giving a kid a shitton of snickers bars but she's literally one of those stuck in her ways old black ladies that won't do shit even if evidence is put in front of her

I only stayed with her because during college she got a surgery and the Docs fucked her up so I spent 10 years with her while she had do go through multiple to get the original shit fixed

My older brother got dogs and left them here and I raised them

Bitch got rid of my Rabbit when I was younger because she didn't like that I didn't clean his pen every second of every day

I was going to go to my church and see if an older family would adopt the boy because at least he listens to commands n shit

Can I like, train a monitor lizard to be an attack dog?

@Amerikek Thanks m8

I've been out of the loop what the hell is a simp?

wouldn't that just be a "nice guy"

or a white knight

Also I heard about some Robot Anime girl on chatterbate got attacked because it was making more money than the average thot

ah

I see