Clitzkrieg

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2018-07-02 08:08:10 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

tha feels, m8

Maybe you guys could put a music bot on this discord and you could earn a DJ title with the $10 role

my friend has a Rhythm bot n his Discord

Wait, do you already have that bot and I'm just retarded?

Sure pal, where do you live? @Deleted User

Yeah, Nigeria is better

He used to send bombs in the mail.

Yoink

You should also watch Re: Zero, Konosuba and some of the good isekai.

Wholesome

The second and third seasons are really good.

Also Kyoukai No Kanata and Violet Evergarden are both absolute blasts.

Basically anything from Kyoto animation is good.

All of them are both subbed and dubbed. I recommend to go to subbed, it doesn't sound like they're complete unrealistic fucks.

Hey, can I get an introduction? I didn't get one before. I would like to introduce myself to the server.

2019-04-23 20:37:00 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Read the start and nope I'm not reading that I would cry fuck that I want a happy life.

That must be a joke and even if it is truth, I don't care I'll smoke that fat kush till I'll die of testicular cancer.

Said no one ever

Would you rather do a lap dance to a gorilla or have a gorilla do a lap dance to you.

@Tersheus never got a chance to introduce myself to the server, can I get a chance? I've been here from the start.

I am a walking breathing shitpost that is here for your cereal and is a master in the art of baiting.

GreanTeaNeko is getting out of hand, we need to stop him!

>kills 3 anime girls in 3 different comics
Both of you are traitors to the motherland.

Aw yiss more cute anime grills plez

The fact that they even mentioned the Czech republic makes me fucking ashamed.

Mobama

Change the Traedu's Whore role to Traedu's Wife's boyfriend/girlfriend since he's a cuck

What the fuck

Would you eat it to get a powerup?

Say it so that they can hear it

Please, scream

Scream your heart out

Roll down the window and scream it

Wait, does he have the brewery sundrome

@goobergopher do you have any stories about someone with a brewery syndrome?

When his mom dies he will eat her probably.

Stop fucking saying the same shit I say you literally just repeat what I say dude.

Come on

Make some jaywalker pancakes man

13 but 50

Stop it

@goobergopher any other stories?

It'll charge it too

Nah, Iphone wave was the microwave one

I don't have one either and I just write stuff, post picks and use the bot to turn music on

It's fun to listen to them

No I don't want to

Is that one of those top loading things?

Now that's a gun

Btw I know it's not a break action, it's a revolver that opens and loads from the top

Looks good

Kinda like a Walther PP

That black guy is both gonna destroy that pussy and that mental state

This is the best weapon and I would cream myself if I shot it you can't change my mind about it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463627205860392960/576080418512568341/3424--fg42-01.jpg

Anarcho-fascism is my religion

Number 2

I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU

Number 3

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your ass is the grass and I'm the lawn mowers

Dude my nigga how can you drink green tea all week that shit tastes like fish cum

Do lap dance

When will yall unmute that bot

Come on

I command you

Imagine being called joefrrey

Someone unmute the bot give me one more chance please I want to do just one thing

Anyone who doesn't want to listen to the bot should just mute it locally for themselves

Wouwed oo wetty weaf well wem uwu?

I would give Gass a nickname like SS just for the sake of it

*what colour is your height*

That's 300% profit

It's a clown world

2019-05-11 16:35:36 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #food]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/513714104611897344/576809647722201119/IMG_20190511_183449.jpg

2019-05-11 16:35:37 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #food]  

I call this one "The Heart Attack"

2019-05-11 18:34:05 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #food]  

The bread is white toast bread, deepfried for a few seconds. The small chunks are cut up sausages battered and deep fried. The big piece is the left over batter also deep fried. The cheese is Balcan and the sauce is a mixture of ketchup, soy sauce and garlic powder.

2019-05-11 18:34:37 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #food]  

I couldn't finish the last two pieces of bread

2019-05-11 18:34:54 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #food]  

Also, I'm like 101% sure I'll puke it all up later

2019-05-11 18:35:09 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #food]  

I can feel it, it's on its way

2019-05-11 19:10:19 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #food]  

Tasted similar

2019-05-11 19:10:24 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #food]  

Only less spicy

2019-05-11 19:44:31 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #food]  

Wtf is that lamp standing on?

2019-05-11 19:45:50 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #food]  

Or that weird thing whatever it is is standing on something that looks like a tablet

2019-05-11 19:46:01 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #food]  

Upper right

2019-05-11 19:46:20 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #food]  

Yo w8 that ain't a lamp

2019-05-11 19:46:27 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #food]  

That's a fucking refelction

2019-05-11 19:46:44 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #food]  

Nope

2019-05-11 19:47:33 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #food]  

There's something that looks like the foot of a lamp on that tablet thing and it merged with the reflection so it looks like a lamp

2019-05-11 19:47:36 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #food]  

My bad

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