Astatine was made by the government to prevent the Periodic Table from saying PORN.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/05/us/popeyes-stabbing-oxon-hill.html

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*yo nibba gimmie date chikin samich*

-stabbing noises-

I dindu nofing!

da wuz mah chikin samich

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/353987299203219458/642163539166887938/unknown.png?width=485&height=426

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I don't get it

@Some Polish-Hungarian Guy @KomradeKaufman

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<:cringepepe:540714116160028682> sorry chap, but you looked at our nurse longer then you should have. Get out we dont care if your bleeding

Lol enjoy gate duty you fucking MP

I once heard a guy walk into a recruiting office and ask what a good job was if he loved the army but didn't like the bro attitudes

Recruiter says "let me tell you about MPs"

Only the uk

@KomradeKaufman lol

Fucking boomers

Imagine going into a hospital in the uk because you were stabbed by a mussi and you get denued serviice because you described the man as arab

Kek "imagine"

Someone photoshopped an old image of me when i worked at the mine and its kind of hilarious

O god o fug

<:1984:544657110441394186> "oi you betah not be day dreamin ovah theah"
It will be racist some day

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Is that a Shadman loli, Kauf?

Idk

I didnt make the image

Hillloli cliton?

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"OY MADDAM I BEEN STABBED"
doctor: "describe what the man looked like"
"Oy don't kniw he had a mask, but he sounded arab"
Doctor: " are you stereotyping sir"

@bdog plz don't remind us of the hentai that came out of the 2016 election

IM FUCKING PISSED

>Shadman

I never had a dream where I fucked until just now

but to add insult to injury

I felt nothing

Kek

Did you coom

and woke up with a ragin rection

Meme is a coomer

We lost another one

No i didnt coom

@𝐌𝐚𝐝 𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞
How can you feel it if you never experienced it <:Gigorzan:544670302064607252>

I wanted to

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@bdog Exactly

Kek

Thought it might feel like jerking off atleast

but nope

why must my brain taunt me so?

Meme

yes?

Can I coom in your hair m'lady?

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Yes

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@𝐌𝐚𝐝 𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞
What was his name?

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@bdog It was random art student girl #3145

I ran a train on her with my friend

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Thats gay nigga

Nah

balls didnt touch

Random art student girl has a weird name. Maybe you had a premonition

Ask her if she wants to get double teamed tomorrow

No

Yes

it wasn't a real person

that I know of or ever met

<:oof:485621204925939722> well shit

@bdog

Elf's were made for rape. Change my mind.

Fucking elves.

Nothing but pussy faggots

Anyone who plays and elf is a nigger who likes "muh cool bow" too much.

Plus longbows are better than any elf's bow lmao.

Human rangers are chads

Elves are traps

Imagine keeping the string on your bow letting the elasticity ruin.

Oh god

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/Dkk9Rl7oEokS1hMD7pFW7LgCGFrlCECEJSlnocq7eHQ/https/i.redd.it/befnrq0oyzd21.png?width=1162&height=434

I have to come in early

Ah yes

November

India

Gold

Gold

Echo

Romeo