My cat is too retarded to catch bugs lol

The chirping is weird. It's like they are laughing evily but their vocal cords wont allow it

My little shit is good at hunting

but now my cat has calmed down

My ex made a sound like that odd chirping when she got scared. ‘Twas cute.

One of my quail chicks got out once and he chased it behind the sofa in the living room; another time he almost got a bat that got into the house; a swallow got into the house through the chimney and kitty cornered it

KILLING INSTINCTS

Cats are secretly demons in animal form: change my mind

Mfw I'm a fucking imbecil

My parents' cat is like a clingy love demon.

Same @Corinthian

Grandmas neighbor had to keep her cat inside because it attacked some kid and ripped his ear off. After that it would chase after people and it left dead animals all over the neighborhood. Templar speaks the truth

When I sleep, he often checks on me for love or attention.

and to play...

Kek

Kittens

Me love kittens

https://youtu.be/FxAtjRA2Vm4

Thanks fellow groyper @noobypropmaker

Astatine was made by the government to prevent the Periodic Table from saying PORN.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/05/us/popeyes-stabbing-oxon-hill.html

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*yo nibba gimmie date chikin samich*

-stabbing noises-

I dindu nofing!

da wuz mah chikin samich

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/353987299203219458/642163539166887938/unknown.png?width=485&height=426

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I don't get it

@Some Polish-Hungarian Guy @KomradeKaufman

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<:cringepepe:540714116160028682> sorry chap, but you looked at our nurse longer then you should have. Get out we dont care if your bleeding

Lol enjoy gate duty you fucking MP

I once heard a guy walk into a recruiting office and ask what a good job was if he loved the army but didn't like the bro attitudes

Recruiter says "let me tell you about MPs"

Only the uk

@KomradeKaufman lol