I've been going to sleep listening to metallica staring up at my ceiling

I feel the feels everday now

I might try and take up drinking as a past time

I'm not either

Still gonna do it though

^

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521765954041151488/521765993165357086/secret.png

sounds cool

however

Since im never here (lmao) I dont know who'd do it

:craig:, join #podcast

:craig:, join podcast

@everyone All Kiwis, brits, and maybe aussies here should start using Tor browser and look into a VPN

So as to keep big brother from seeing your activity

@country doggo

upload it to an audio hosting service and post link @Deleted User

!p https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0oTulzZrPc

!p cumzone

!play

!s

!p cumzone

!q

!p kelpy g 1 hour

!p https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4lHUBvXYME

!s

!q

!p white girls fuck dogs

!p silver lights coconuts

!s

!p future club

!s

!p https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsCfAmCpVrE

IM FUCKING PISSED

I never had a dream where I fucked until just now

but to add insult to injury

I felt nothing

and woke up with a ragin rection

No i didnt coom

I wanted to

@bdog Exactly

Thought it might feel like jerking off atleast

but nope

why must my brain taunt me so?

yes?

Yes

@bdog It was random art student girl #3145

I ran a train on her with my friend

Nah

balls didnt touch

No

it wasn't a real person

that I know of or ever met

Guys I fucking saw the woman of my dreams in my dream(go figure) just an hour ago

I'm pissed

But also

Kinda motivated

Pissed that shes made up, motivated to find someone like her

I need an e/x/pert to make her real or some shit

Anyways

How are y'alls morning, noon, evening, nights going?

I wonder if I could write "all jews" in the death note and it work

Probably not

But atleast the important jews proudly display their names

Who doesn't

I am nigga

more like nigga dad

cuz im never around

We cant say nigger?

Idea

backup sever

due for 17 in 2 months

my time cometh soon frens

Yes

I was also the first duke

well it is December

most of us are fucking our hands now

oh

^

Me

Because you are feverishly passionate about making sandwiches

and you are willing and capable to learn new sandwich making techniques

Your first word was sandwich

your god is a sandwich

Tell them your favorite band is Pantera because of the name

takes one to know one

>implying you do

youre goddamn right I am

I think Keque keeps me around because I was the first duke

when the server was just a few days old I helped him set up alot of it

I want to be more active but Im just not on discord alot

sup ninjas

wait

I mean niggers

I'll take a hazzie

Is it fucking green now?