Small

And no bad knee

Also younger

Which would affect movement

Get home at 11pm

Go to work at 7am

For the grind

Wagie life

***GRÖIND***

@Corinthian 7-11 eh?

Still cant give it up can you?

I wish

Shit right he would.

It's electrician job

I had a brainfart and forgot what agility was.

Classic Murikek right there

Kill me

And remember me

@Deleted User Agility is what you use to coom stealthily in an unknowing girl

<:yikes:550156991583092756>

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Thats how you get arrested

Wish I worked at 7-11

Alőzţ hëâveņ

Wéßþ vįģïniæ

Ńįggêr

Špïç

Joo

Čhïńk

You mean zoo

Höñķěý

Jęw

Qūêèr

Šţřëéť şhįţțęř

Dogs fucked the pope. No fault of mine

Fåğģöț

No

ßītçh

Pope fucked dogs

Several

Outrageously many dogs

Any opinions on the unabomber?

Or uncle ted

Daddy bomber

http://is2.4chan.org/fit/1573167285058.jpg

@Deleted User fed lol

Naw

I believe his cause was just

He only went the wrong way of doing it

Spics >niggas

Simpsons will be on tv long after I'm dead

Same

Does this belong here?

https://youtu.be/Yl_nFabxLcA

Kek

This belongs everywhere

Fucking alex jones should be given an award for that

Absolute mad lad

I just gave some liver to my cat.

raw

And fava beans?

no

but now my cat has gone mad

and a nice chianti

Mad? How so?

Cat gone crazy

https://youtu.be/sw-oQlitqCY

^frenchmen right now

Probably cats first fresh meat

Now it has a taste for blood kek

Y'all seen how crazy cats get when they hunt and catch a bug

And then eat it

My cat, James, gets afraid of bugs and falls over

Did you mean: *the stray cat when i was leaving earlier*

Saw the little shit due the sneak crawl thing they do as i was about to leave kek

My cat was running around at the speed of light

Cats when you introduce a June beetle flying around like a retard: OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH FUCK I GOTTA GET THAT

One of my dogs does the same thing. If he sees a fly or butterfly flying around he will actively try to catch it

Well more like eat it

***KILL***

My cat is too retarded to catch bugs lol

The chirping is weird. It's like they are laughing evily but their vocal cords wont allow it

My little shit is good at hunting

but now my cat has calmed down

My ex made a sound like that odd chirping when she got scared. ‘Twas cute.

One of my quail chicks got out once and he chased it behind the sofa in the living room; another time he almost got a bat that got into the house; a swallow got into the house through the chimney and kitty cornered it

KILLING INSTINCTS

Cats are secretly demons in animal form: change my mind

Mfw I'm a fucking imbecil

My parents' cat is like a clingy love demon.

Same @Corinthian

Grandmas neighbor had to keep her cat inside because it attacked some kid and ripped his ear off. After that it would chase after people and it left dead animals all over the neighborhood. Templar speaks the truth

When I sleep, he often checks on me for love or attention.

and to play...

Kek

Kittens

Me love kittens

https://youtu.be/FxAtjRA2Vm4

Thanks fellow groyper @noobypropmaker