Grandmas neighbor had to keep her cat inside because it attacked some kid and ripped his ear off. After that it would chase after people and it left dead animals all over the neighborhood. Templar speaks the truth

When I sleep, he often checks on me for love or attention.

and to play...

Kek

Kittens

Me love kittens

https://youtu.be/FxAtjRA2Vm4

Thanks fellow groyper @noobypropmaker

Astatine was made by the government to prevent the Periodic Table from saying PORN.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/05/us/popeyes-stabbing-oxon-hill.html

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*yo nibba gimmie date chikin samich*

-stabbing noises-

I dindu nofing!

da wuz mah chikin samich

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/353987299203219458/642163539166887938/unknown.png?width=485&height=426

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I don't get it

@Some Polish-Hungarian Guy @KomradeKaufman

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<:cringepepe:540714116160028682> sorry chap, but you looked at our nurse longer then you should have. Get out we dont care if your bleeding

Lol enjoy gate duty you fucking MP

I once heard a guy walk into a recruiting office and ask what a good job was if he loved the army but didn't like the bro attitudes

Recruiter says "let me tell you about MPs"

Only the uk

@KomradeKaufman lol

Fucking boomers

Imagine going into a hospital in the uk because you were stabbed by a mussi and you get denued serviice because you described the man as arab

Kek "imagine"

Someone photoshopped an old image of me when i worked at the mine and its kind of hilarious

O god o fug

<:1984:544657110441394186> "oi you betah not be day dreamin ovah theah"
It will be racist some day

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Is that a Shadman loli, Kauf?

Idk

I didnt make the image

Hillloli cliton?