Yea i did it

you need post nut clarity

Well ok then friend. What’s your strategy? Is this a bang and leave thing or is this a brunch on Sunday and then y’all go look at antiques thing?

Second one i guess

F U C K

I have too much of first one

shoot your Goo run like boogaloo

Lol. Ok i need back story. If you’re looking for advice I think we can help.

Does this woman know you exist?

Yea i think she even likes me back

Well this is too easy then.

Just send it. Ask her out. Get some drinks and dessert. Make her laugh and shit. Keep her coming back for more

Yea i know but my spaghetti is strong with this one

I got 2 dates with her this week

Bro. You’re set.

You don’t need our help lol.

Yea i know but i feel like kid doing it for first time with her

Ok. Best strategy to get over that is this. And it’s done wonders for me.

Jerk off like 45 minutes before you go to see her.

You’ll be riding that oxytocin wave already and not worrying about getting your kielbasa cooked

If you wanna go longer than a few minutes with this girl, jerk off like 2-4 times that afternoon before you know you’re gonna beat cheeks that night. Women love trying to get a guy off. And they’ll be impressed with your stamina. No shit I have done this technique with every woman I have slept with and it always leads to more nights of sex.

I losing my shit right now random polish words make it 100% better

Losing shit in a good way like laughing? Or am I not helping?

Laughing

And i know second tip i do it sometimes

Lol good.

I'm 21 for fuck sake i did my fair share of fucking

Also, get good at back and or foot massages. Because if you do it right they will always lead to some sort of quid pro quo. Plus girls are all like “aww he cares enough to not go straight for it”.

But they never know, that shit is like the pre warm up to the warm up

Tbh i even don't want to go straight for it

I really like her

Ah. Well I’m not going to tell you a strategy there. You’re old enough to know the signals of when a woman wants you to eat her babka or not.

But if it happens! Turn the next day into a couples sort of thing. Get coffee or whatever you guys drink over there. I’m assuming it’s way too early for vodka, but my experiences in Krakow tell me differently.

And then hit her up via SMS a few minutes after you leave telling her how much fun you had and how excited you are to see her again.

And pierog is better for using as term for puss

Ah. I couldn’t decide.

In America pussy is akin to pie or cake

Its never to early for vodka

You fucking Poles 😂🤣 ahhh I love you guys.

But jagerbombs are my fav

Vodka is cool but jagerbombs are my kind of shit

Brother I have drank so many damned jaegerbombs I have developed an allergy to them

Yea i think i close to this tbh

If you ever find yourself in Kaiserslautern, Germany, go to a bar called Chuck’s on Gaustraße. Dude passes out free jaegermeister once he gets drunk enough. Which is like 1600 everyday

I need to write it down

Guy plays porn on the TVs and usually you see drunk American chicks there flashing their tits for free drinks.

I got a blowjob once in the back room by the pool table. Fun times

Fuck i need to write it down even more

If you find yourself in Poland hit me up we need to do some drinking

Lol I plan on taking a very long vacation next year. For sure we can meet up and drink!

Fucking Christ on a pogo stick

Was ist los?

Work tonight sucked lol

Usually Wednesday is slow as fuck

Ahhhh. Yeah I’m not looking forward to going in tonight. The client I’m screening for is always unorganized and super slow.

Rip

I'm in training to basically be a chef atm, kinda rethinking it

But it’s only for a couple of hours. Thursday and Friday I go to a different client and it’s much more organized but also busier and I’m there for most of the day. Plus side is my wife is visiting me on Friday from Arizona so that’s cool

Bro. Food service is a rough industry

Yeah but it's what I did in high school and shit, was good at it, easy moneu

What kind of cuisine is it?

Well sorta

Upscale Italian and seafood

Where do you guys source your fish?

Locally

Some are caught by the boss

Lol nice. If you got it from the west coast it was probably smelled by the dog.

You’re out in VA too right?

Nah down by Lejeune in nc

Nice. My dad lives down there in Snead’s Ferry.

Nice

Right in the backyard

Yeah. It’s a quiet place. If I ever went back east that’s where I’d go

Area has changed drastically since last time I was here

I only recently got back

Cuz dogs

Great fucking weather here

It’s been raining here too. But it’s Seattle/Tacoma so not much is new there.

Speaking of Washington, I used to live out on Whidbey island naval air station lol @thatgoonsteve42

Lol nice

Washington is the only state on the west coast I actually liked lol

It’s nice but the west side has gone to shit politically

Youre not wrong

I couldn't stand being out in cali

Lmao I refuse to even set a foot in that state until they collapse

I remember going down to L.A., place literally reaked of piss everywhere I went

Well fuck me and my luck with girls

Ruh roh

She is too fuck up for my tasfe

Like define fucked up

Ex in jail

Ah

That’s a red flag here too lol

Nearly died cuz she can't drink

Well that’s a downer. My wife can’t drink either. Two American beers in and she’s fucked up

What else she is trying her shit with me and some other guy and jail boi

And her parents are overprotective as fuck

Like xalling cops on her

Ahh yeah. I wouldn’t even smash that

That’s just bad news all over

I bet she doesn’t even duck good

I seen her boobs at least

Nice shit

Silver lining. There ya go lol

And on a Way back i took something to keep my mind of this shit

What do you call that in Polish? That’s a hickey here

Or did you inject some shit?

Tbh whore just bitted me

Ah.

Well she isn't a whore but you get my point

Yeah I get that.

And in Poland we call hickey malinka

Nice.

I started the Polish language program on Duolingo.

Nice if you need any help hit me up

Sweet! Thanks. That’s one thing about American schools I’m not a fan of.

A lot of Europeans speak more than one language.

A fuck load of Americans can’t even spell right and their syntax is awful.

We got three languages here

I kinda lucked out. My dad speaks 5 languages fluently, I can get by in German and my Dutch makes me sound like a retarded Czech trying to ask a Turk for a hand job

Polish English and one of chosing russian or french or german

Nice. Most schools here offer Spanish.

Fuck i forgot about it Spanish too

My friend’s wife just finished the Russian language course that the Army offers.

I’m at that point where if I have to disappear for whatever reason I’d like to be able to pass off as a local or at least a tourist that isn’t American.

Ppl here like americans as far as i can tell

The Poles I worked with in Afghanistan liked us

We don't like sand people and germans

Like Nation wide

I don't give a fuck about them if they let me live as i like to live

Lmao I get that

You guys have some pretty harsh feelings towards the Germans for obvious reasons

Yea we didn't like each other even in past like middle ages

Rusians are kind of strange we like and hate them at the same time

Full disclosure. My grandmother’s side of the family was on the wrong side on WW2

I always wondered about that lol

Don't care past is in the past

We don't need to dig up dirt

Lol true

fuck me i'm thinking about going to marines

Aren't you Polish?

Thought the poles had a marine corps

Or somethin simular

GROM

Ya know what had me fucked up?

So Ukraine barely has a navy, more of a coast guard, they have a Marine corps

They don’t have a lot of Crimea either 😂🤣

Poland doesn't have a dedicated Marine branch

their army has an infantry brigade that's sort of amphibious but not really

idk it's weird how it works

i think their navy also have straight infantry units

but they only do port security and stuff

sort of like FAST in the US Marine Corps

@thatgoonsteve42 hey man the russians most CERTAINLY were never in the Crimea

Riiiiiight... da... we were never there... 😉

It was just one giant party, no war crimes were committed nor was there any loss of life

Lmao

Just finished screening a bunch of seafood and hydroflasks

Fellas, I’m making a shorty boi

FBI OPEN UP

🤣😂🤣😂🤣 it’ll be form 1’d

My shit is already on file with a bunch of alphabet agencies.

Lmao

Like just getting this job involved like 3 background checks, 2 sets of fingerprints, an ATF interview

And one piss test

So obviously this is hypothetical and a joke, but I'm fairly certain the Russians have a nice picture of my white ass

I’m hypothetically laughing

I will say, being thrown out of a hole in the wall bar by a 300 pound 6'2 Russian sounding man is not cool. Ya know, meme wise

Most of this shit is fucking lies

What wtf name days?

I will say this though. I’ll pay for the privilege to shit in a clean bathroom.

Best part of Europe in my opinion.

Stuff like celebrating Day with your name kind of like Chris and eve Day

Kind of like second birthday

That’s different. Not weird, just different. I know the Germans have some weird traditions too

Like when it’s your birthday you have to bring the cake

We do cake in Poland

Constantly start out great in wars and then choke at the end

You know what I like more about Polish than Germans? Poles have a sense of humor

German had fun once

Yeah once. Then they promptly went back to work.

And jews are still mad about their fun

Hahahahahahaha

Aren't they mad about everything

>at LGS looking for new gun to shoot

>let’s be real. Buy. Because I am a fucking American

>hear good things about new CZ P-10C

>Fudd counter clinger lets me put my paws on a new one

>MFW strange feeling in pants. Always been glockfag.

>Now not so sure. Feel Aryan ancestors cringe and judge. Thinking new CZ is the way to go. Have a Glock 23 but it’s fucking way heavier than the CZ and less ammo capacity.

Long story short I’m buying the Czech boi. It doesn’t feel like a brick in my hand like Glocks and Sigs do

Dragonov.

No.

Dragonov is love dragonov is life

My next rifle is a MK 18 clone complete with tax stamp lol

Dragonov, if you can find a real one is like 3500 US

I'm going to but one when i move to freedom Land

Fuck

So AK must do the trick

You can buy a PSP which looks like a dragonov

My friend when you move here we will go shoot all the guns

I don’t care where you settle in at. We will go shooting

Bth i might move somewhere near you cuz you are great guy

I’m moving to Arizona next year bud. Better gun laws than in Washington state.

Don't care i need to get good job to Save up money so year is fucking no go for me

I need more time to Save up cuz 5 pln is 1 usd

Lol when you’re ready to come over here let me know. I’ll sponsor you

When you come to Poland drinks are on me

Lol not going to argue with that

Alight guys. Help a dude out. Went to two gun stores. Can’t decide what I want on my pistol. One shop is selling it with an rmr ready slide. The other shop is selling two with threaded barrels and suppressor sights.

Kinda leaning towards the rmr slide personally. It’s for concealed carry and USPSA matches

Lmao

I have a Czech made akm..cuz...reasons

Lmao not helping

I had a CZ-75c once. I regret getting rid of it

Hey man the slav shit stuck after awhile lol

They're solid for what they are to be honest

Had one as a car gun

Rmr slide or suppressor ready pistol

Like that’s the choices I have lol

I would go rmr

Thats what I’m thinking

That one is like 50 bucks more than the suppressor ready one

Question

Possible answe

Answer

Any good ideas on video editing apps

I'm trying my hand at it

Oh I have no idea

Fug

Was gonna do a mickey mouse video edit lol

Disney war wave memes are gonna be a thing now

Fuck yes

I have come to a solution for my problem. I’m going to buy the suppressor ready P10C and then buy an extra slide and internals and get that one RMR cut down the road.

Pray at the altar of war

Whats up guys?

Watching Chernobyl

Buying a gun lol

@thatgoonsteve42

If it ain't this, are you really American?

Lol I didn’t see any of those

I did put the suppressor ready p10c on layaway. I’ll pay off the balance next week

I'm not but give me some time

I Will be drinking and shooting buds with @thatgoonsteve42

Yup!

Nice

I need to make time for the range soon