Oh fuck. Like 1406

1006

Ah I wasn’t too far off

I’m like 9 hours behind you

Literally on the other side of the world. Technology is fucking cool.

Yea its dope

But it’s time for me to rack out. Gotta go buy a proper bed tomorrow from Ikea. I’ll catch up with you in a bit my Polish friend.

Yea see you later

I passed my polish exam 25/40

And i 'm fucking done with finals

I used generation kill as one of my points

Good shit man

Weird flex moment, finishing up while taking a dump while getting shot at lol

Who's shooting lol

Might as well have been hajis lol

Lol

Guys i think i like one girl too much

Ruh roh

Ok man. Have you jerked off yet and then reapproached the subject? Sometimes we’re just thirsty for poonani.

Yea i did it

you need post nut clarity

Well ok then friend. What’s your strategy? Is this a bang and leave thing or is this a brunch on Sunday and then y’all go look at antiques thing?

Second one i guess

F U C K

I have too much of first one

shoot your Goo run like boogaloo

Lol. Ok i need back story. If you’re looking for advice I think we can help.

Does this woman know you exist?

Yea i think she even likes me back

Well this is too easy then.

Just send it. Ask her out. Get some drinks and dessert. Make her laugh and shit. Keep her coming back for more

Yea i know but my spaghetti is strong with this one

I got 2 dates with her this week

Bro. You’re set.

You don’t need our help lol.

Yea i know but i feel like kid doing it for first time with her

Ok. Best strategy to get over that is this. And it’s done wonders for me.

Jerk off like 45 minutes before you go to see her.

You’ll be riding that oxytocin wave already and not worrying about getting your kielbasa cooked

If you wanna go longer than a few minutes with this girl, jerk off like 2-4 times that afternoon before you know you’re gonna beat cheeks that night. Women love trying to get a guy off. And they’ll be impressed with your stamina. No shit I have done this technique with every woman I have slept with and it always leads to more nights of sex.

I losing my shit right now random polish words make it 100% better