Yea i did it

you need post nut clarity

Well ok then friend. What’s your strategy? Is this a bang and leave thing or is this a brunch on Sunday and then y’all go look at antiques thing?

Second one i guess

F U C K

I have too much of first one

shoot your Goo run like boogaloo

Lol. Ok i need back story. If you’re looking for advice I think we can help.

Does this woman know you exist?

Yea i think she even likes me back

Well this is too easy then.

Just send it. Ask her out. Get some drinks and dessert. Make her laugh and shit. Keep her coming back for more

Yea i know but my spaghetti is strong with this one

I got 2 dates with her this week

Bro. You’re set.

You don’t need our help lol.

Yea i know but i feel like kid doing it for first time with her

Ok. Best strategy to get over that is this. And it’s done wonders for me.

Jerk off like 45 minutes before you go to see her.

You’ll be riding that oxytocin wave already and not worrying about getting your kielbasa cooked

If you wanna go longer than a few minutes with this girl, jerk off like 2-4 times that afternoon before you know you’re gonna beat cheeks that night. Women love trying to get a guy off. And they’ll be impressed with your stamina. No shit I have done this technique with every woman I have slept with and it always leads to more nights of sex.

I losing my shit right now random polish words make it 100% better

Losing shit in a good way like laughing? Or am I not helping?

Laughing

And i know second tip i do it sometimes

Lol good.

I'm 21 for fuck sake i did my fair share of fucking

Also, get good at back and or foot massages. Because if you do it right they will always lead to some sort of quid pro quo. Plus girls are all like “aww he cares enough to not go straight for it”.

But they never know, that shit is like the pre warm up to the warm up

Tbh i even don't want to go straight for it

I really like her

Ah. Well I’m not going to tell you a strategy there. You’re old enough to know the signals of when a woman wants you to eat her babka or not.

But if it happens! Turn the next day into a couples sort of thing. Get coffee or whatever you guys drink over there. I’m assuming it’s way too early for vodka, but my experiences in Krakow tell me differently.

And then hit her up via SMS a few minutes after you leave telling her how much fun you had and how excited you are to see her again.

And pierog is better for using as term for puss

Ah. I couldn’t decide.

In America pussy is akin to pie or cake

Its never to early for vodka

You fucking Poles 😂🤣 ahhh I love you guys.

But jagerbombs are my fav

Vodka is cool but jagerbombs are my kind of shit