You’ll be riding that oxytocin wave already and not worrying about getting your kielbasa cooked

If you wanna go longer than a few minutes with this girl, jerk off like 2-4 times that afternoon before you know you’re gonna beat cheeks that night. Women love trying to get a guy off. And they’ll be impressed with your stamina. No shit I have done this technique with every woman I have slept with and it always leads to more nights of sex.

I losing my shit right now random polish words make it 100% better

Losing shit in a good way like laughing? Or am I not helping?

Laughing

And i know second tip i do it sometimes

Lol good.

I'm 21 for fuck sake i did my fair share of fucking

Also, get good at back and or foot massages. Because if you do it right they will always lead to some sort of quid pro quo. Plus girls are all like “aww he cares enough to not go straight for it”.

But they never know, that shit is like the pre warm up to the warm up

Tbh i even don't want to go straight for it

I really like her

Ah. Well I’m not going to tell you a strategy there. You’re old enough to know the signals of when a woman wants you to eat her babka or not.

But if it happens! Turn the next day into a couples sort of thing. Get coffee or whatever you guys drink over there. I’m assuming it’s way too early for vodka, but my experiences in Krakow tell me differently.

And then hit her up via SMS a few minutes after you leave telling her how much fun you had and how excited you are to see her again.

And pierog is better for using as term for puss

Ah. I couldn’t decide.

In America pussy is akin to pie or cake

Its never to early for vodka

You fucking Poles 😂🤣 ahhh I love you guys.

But jagerbombs are my fav

Vodka is cool but jagerbombs are my kind of shit

Brother I have drank so many damned jaegerbombs I have developed an allergy to them

Yea i think i close to this tbh

If you ever find yourself in Kaiserslautern, Germany, go to a bar called Chuck’s on Gaustraße. Dude passes out free jaegermeister once he gets drunk enough. Which is like 1600 everyday

I need to write it down

Guy plays porn on the TVs and usually you see drunk American chicks there flashing their tits for free drinks.

I got a blowjob once in the back room by the pool table. Fun times

Fuck i need to write it down even more

If you find yourself in Poland hit me up we need to do some drinking

Lol I plan on taking a very long vacation next year. For sure we can meet up and drink!

Fucking Christ on a pogo stick

Was ist los?

Work tonight sucked lol

Usually Wednesday is slow as fuck

Ahhhh. Yeah I’m not looking forward to going in tonight. The client I’m screening for is always unorganized and super slow.

Rip

I'm in training to basically be a chef atm, kinda rethinking it

But it’s only for a couple of hours. Thursday and Friday I go to a different client and it’s much more organized but also busier and I’m there for most of the day. Plus side is my wife is visiting me on Friday from Arizona so that’s cool

Bro. Food service is a rough industry

Yeah but it's what I did in high school and shit, was good at it, easy moneu