Message from @thatgoonsteve42
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Ah I wasn’t too far off
I’m like 9 hours behind you
Literally on the other side of the world. Technology is fucking cool.
Yea its dope
But it’s time for me to rack out. Gotta go buy a proper bed tomorrow from Ikea. I’ll catch up with you in a bit my Polish friend.
Yea see you later
I passed my polish exam 25/40
And i 'm fucking done with finals
I used generation kill as one of my points
Good shit man
Weird flex moment, finishing up while taking a dump while getting shot at lol
Who's shooting lol
Might as well have been hajis lol
Lol
Guys i think i like one girl too much
Ruh roh
Ok man. Have you jerked off yet and then reapproached the subject? Sometimes we’re just thirsty for poonani.
Yea i did it
you need post nut clarity
Well ok then friend. What’s your strategy? Is this a bang and leave thing or is this a brunch on Sunday and then y’all go look at antiques thing?
Second one i guess
F U C K
I have too much of first one
shoot your Goo run like boogaloo
Lol. Ok i need back story. If you’re looking for advice I think we can help.
Does this woman know you exist?
Yea i think she even likes me back
Well this is too easy then.
Just send it. Ask her out. Get some drinks and dessert. Make her laugh and shit. Keep her coming back for more
Yea i know but my spaghetti is strong with this one
I got 2 dates with her this week
Bro. You’re set.
You don’t need our help lol.
Yea i know but i feel like kid doing it for first time with her
Ok. Best strategy to get over that is this. And it’s done wonders for me.
Jerk off like 45 minutes before you go to see her.
You’ll be riding that oxytocin wave already and not worrying about getting your kielbasa cooked
If you wanna go longer than a few minutes with this girl, jerk off like 2-4 times that afternoon before you know you’re gonna beat cheeks that night. Women love trying to get a guy off. And they’ll be impressed with your stamina. No shit I have done this technique with every woman I have slept with and it always leads to more nights of sex.
I losing my shit right now random polish words make it 100% better
Losing shit in a good way like laughing? Or am I not helping?