So obviously this is hypothetical and a joke, but I'm fairly certain the Russians have a nice picture of my white ass

I’m hypothetically laughing

I will say, being thrown out of a hole in the wall bar by a 300 pound 6'2 Russian sounding man is not cool. Ya know, meme wise

Most of this shit is fucking lies

What wtf name days?

I will say this though. I’ll pay for the privilege to shit in a clean bathroom.

Best part of Europe in my opinion.

Stuff like celebrating Day with your name kind of like Chris and eve Day

Kind of like second birthday

That’s different. Not weird, just different. I know the Germans have some weird traditions too

Like when it’s your birthday you have to bring the cake

We do cake in Poland

Constantly start out great in wars and then choke at the end

You know what I like more about Polish than Germans? Poles have a sense of humor

German had fun once

Yeah once. Then they promptly went back to work.

And jews are still mad about their fun

Hahahahahahaha

Aren't they mad about everything

>at LGS looking for new gun to shoot

>let’s be real. Buy. Because I am a fucking American

>hear good things about new CZ P-10C

>Fudd counter clinger lets me put my paws on a new one

>MFW strange feeling in pants. Always been glockfag.

>Now not so sure. Feel Aryan ancestors cringe and judge. Thinking new CZ is the way to go. Have a Glock 23 but it’s fucking way heavier than the CZ and less ammo capacity.

Long story short I’m buying the Czech boi. It doesn’t feel like a brick in my hand like Glocks and Sigs do

Dragonov.

No.

Dragonov is love dragonov is life

My next rifle is a MK 18 clone complete with tax stamp lol

Dragonov, if you can find a real one is like 3500 US

I'm going to but one when i move to freedom Land

Fuck

So AK must do the trick

You can buy a PSP which looks like a dragonov

My friend when you move here we will go shoot all the guns

I don’t care where you settle in at. We will go shooting

Bth i might move somewhere near you cuz you are great guy

I’m moving to Arizona next year bud. Better gun laws than in Washington state.

Don't care i need to get good job to Save up money so year is fucking no go for me