AKAlexei
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I'm down for slotting floppies
We're gonna need some short shorts... and a lot of them
And as much baby shit paint as we can get our filthy hands on
Of course
This seems like a decent server. Last /k/ server I was in was eh
>be me
>be going to college
>things not going great for a list of reasons
>Trump tax plan goes into effect
>whatevs.jpg
>April 15th, 2019
>fine out that unless I take two classes under Trump tax plan, they'll take more money out of my family's taxes because no more deductions capabilities
>realize I've got no other options or moves left since GPA dropped too low to take out more loans
>run codeblack.exe
>soletmetellyouaboutwhatthemilitarycanofferyou.jpg
>browse all branches
>decide on Marine Corps
>going to MEPS tomorrow
>recruiters and friends in the military be like dude things will be fine, low chances of war
>reading about Venezuela
>mfw
Honestly I'm hype
South American Intervention 2: Electric Boogaloo
Starring AKAlexei
Produced by the United States government
Directed by John Bolton
That one is financed by CIA, your friendly neighborhood coke peddlers
Of course not. Hollywood will teach you that creativity thrives on booger sugar
You have two options then
>cram like a motherfucker
>bite the bullet
@Deleted User you're right about that lol
Make some flashcards
There ya go
That's using the ol noodle
You're in HS?
Oh dude you'll be fine. All you need to do is get through it. You need at least a solid C
You'll be fine my dude
Oh yeah, you'll be fine then
Study as much as you can and relax
Oh yeah you'll do just fine. I can already tell
Anytime man
I've been through some shit, I gotchu
>you can always go rogue and start training to be an operator
>did you mean: AKAlexei?
War Aesthetics is fuckin great
I miss Ukraine
Long story. Would prefer not to talk about it
Oh boy, and here come the inevitable Tarrant chan memes
If I were to describe myself as a meme, it'd be this? Y'all remember the meme of the fight where there's the dude just lounging in the back with a beer? Yeah, that's me.
After all the shit that happened with me, with the reasons propelling me into the military I've just taken the attitude of fuck politics, fuck movements, fuck it all. I'm gonna get what's mine. Y'all know what chuck Barry said every night before counting 1234? Pay me my money! ... and my guns
Leave the rest up to the people who have the strength to continue giving a shit
>eco fascists threatening animal abusers
>literally treat minorities like animals
Fuckin kek
It is
Personally I think it's better than BoB and Pacific. Those shows were excellent but Generation Kill actually shows what Marines are really like. Heroism in media can be as accurate as it can be, but in the end it's propaganda... even if the propaganda is true. But Gen Kill shows you what that shit really is... shit.
Fucking top kek!
That shit had me rollin
And let's not forget Brad's indepth analization of taking a good shit
Not too hard not too runny
Nice
I'm most of the way through the series, so no spoilers if you pls
But let us not forget
The trials and tribulations of Captain America
The absolute state of that lad
FOLLOW MY TRACERS!!!!
And she likes it?
Nice
10/10 when your wife approces
*approves
Reminds me of that scene from 300, pretty much the most accurate scene:
>Leonidas offended by Persian Emmisary
>looks at wife "... can I"?
>wife nods "Fuck his shit up"
>Leonidas goes fucking haywire
Every man with a woman next to him is strong. But he is unstoppable with her approval and affection
Might join y'all later tonight. I'm watching a show atm
Oh fun
I'm a Virginia boy, what about the rest of y'all? Trying to get a sense of time zones for people
Oh no
You don't mean
*gulp* Commiefornia
I'll do you one better. Let's drop this man a resupply and a care package!
No one gets left behind
>I know what must be done
>build a weapons manufacturing company that will forever change warfare and then proceed to save humanity
Godspeed brother
Oh shit, Polandbro
Nice
I love it
Well lads, today is MEPS
Im gonna be sitting in a room in my underwear with a bunch of other dudes, and an old man is gonna put his finger up my butthole
Gotcha
I'm sure I will
One ASVAB, one Cyber test, and one TAPAS test later, and I'm starving
God damn I'm hungry af
I'm looking forward to chow
Not yet. Will when I get back to my recruiter station. I got an 82 on the ASVAB
Guys. I'm going into the Marine Corps, just saying. Not navy. Open contract? Guys, I'm joining the Marines, I'm not retarded
>implying that wasn't the joke
I'm hoping for a PAO position
Specifically combat cam
Fuck no I'm not going to strip clubs
That's a terrible idea
So I've been told
29 Palms? Did you mean: *Tattooine*?
^
Da tovarisch
No, what?
Most other country's marines are pussies in comparison to ours
Not bad
Already processing as a Marine tho
Just got home
It was as expected; hurry up and wait, go here, go there, etc. The food was excellent. Lobotomy comes as soon as you enter Parris Island. Contract is signed, everything is in order, all that's left is to pick my MOS, and then I ship in December
Got a high af score on the ASVAB and all the other tests so I'm qualified for pretty much everything too. Lots o' choices
Very much so. My SSgt said he could easily write me an MOS contract for it
Combat Obscura? Not yet, but I wanna
Tru
Hell yeah
Thanks
You know I will
So I suppose that Joker is my new nickname now? Lol
RIP
Boxing exercises
So I follow the Marine Corps facebook page and they just announced that they've officially adopted a new standard issue pistol; the sig sauer p320. I don't personally feel one way or another about it, though I am partial to the glock. Anyway, i looked through the comments and...
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