AKAlexei

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2019-05-06 12:14:33 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

2019-05-07 00:30:25 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

I'm down for slotting floppies

2019-05-07 00:31:19 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

We're gonna need some short shorts... and a lot of them

2019-05-07 00:31:33 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

And as much baby shit paint as we can get our filthy hands on

2019-05-07 00:31:45 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Of course

2019-05-07 00:32:57 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

This seems like a decent server. Last /k/ server I was in was eh

>be me
>be going to college
>things not going great for a list of reasons
>Trump tax plan goes into effect
>whatevs.jpg
>April 15th, 2019
>fine out that unless I take two classes under Trump tax plan, they'll take more money out of my family's taxes because no more deductions capabilities
>realize I've got no other options or moves left since GPA dropped too low to take out more loans
>run codeblack.exe
>soletmetellyouaboutwhatthemilitarycanofferyou.jpg
>browse all branches
>decide on Marine Corps
>going to MEPS tomorrow
>recruiters and friends in the military be like dude things will be fine, low chances of war
>reading about Venezuela
>mfw

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/574290286340079626/575133619715047424/IMG_20190430_102949.jpg

Honestly I'm hype

South American Intervention 2: Electric Boogaloo

Starring AKAlexei

Produced by the United States government

Directed by John Bolton

That one is financed by CIA, your friendly neighborhood coke peddlers

Of course not. Hollywood will teach you that creativity thrives on booger sugar

You have two options then

>cram like a motherfucker
>bite the bullet

@Deleted User you're right about that lol

Make some flashcards

There ya go

That's using the ol noodle

You're in HS?

Oh dude you'll be fine. All you need to do is get through it. You need at least a solid C

You'll be fine my dude

Oh yeah, you'll be fine then

Study as much as you can and relax

Oh yeah you'll do just fine. I can already tell

Anytime man

I've been through some shit, I gotchu

>you can always go rogue and start training to be an operator
>did you mean: AKAlexei?

2019-05-07 02:33:23 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

War Aesthetics is fuckin great

2019-05-07 02:36:05 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

I miss Ukraine

2019-05-07 02:36:44 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Long story. Would prefer not to talk about it

2019-05-07 02:43:52 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Oh boy, and here come the inevitable Tarrant chan memes

2019-05-07 02:45:15 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

If I were to describe myself as a meme, it'd be this? Y'all remember the meme of the fight where there's the dude just lounging in the back with a beer? Yeah, that's me.

2019-05-07 02:48:03 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

After all the shit that happened with me, with the reasons propelling me into the military I've just taken the attitude of fuck politics, fuck movements, fuck it all. I'm gonna get what's mine. Y'all know what chuck Barry said every night before counting 1234? Pay me my money! ... and my guns

2019-05-07 02:48:31 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Leave the rest up to the people who have the strength to continue giving a shit

2019-05-07 02:50:50 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

>eco fascists threatening animal abusers
>literally treat minorities like animals

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/575152536357437461/FB_IMG_1554008394137.jpg

2019-05-07 02:52:26 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Fuckin kek

2019-05-07 02:53:52 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

It is

2019-05-07 02:55:52 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Personally I think it's better than BoB and Pacific. Those shows were excellent but Generation Kill actually shows what Marines are really like. Heroism in media can be as accurate as it can be, but in the end it's propaganda... even if the propaganda is true. But Gen Kill shows you what that shit really is... shit.

2019-05-07 02:58:26 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Fucking top kek!

2019-05-07 02:58:31 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

That shit had me rollin

2019-05-07 02:59:22 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

And let's not forget Brad's indepth analization of taking a good shit

2019-05-07 02:59:29 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Not too hard not too runny

2019-05-07 03:00:34 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Nice

2019-05-07 03:01:34 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

I'm most of the way through the series, so no spoilers if you pls

2019-05-07 03:02:05 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

But let us not forget

2019-05-07 03:02:12 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

The trials and tribulations of Captain America

2019-05-07 03:02:24 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

The absolute state of that lad

2019-05-07 03:03:12 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

FOLLOW MY TRACERS!!!!

2019-05-07 03:04:10 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

And she likes it?

2019-05-07 03:04:16 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Nice

2019-05-07 03:04:22 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

10/10 when your wife approces

2019-05-07 03:04:26 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

*approves

2019-05-07 03:06:01 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Reminds me of that scene from 300, pretty much the most accurate scene:

>Leonidas offended by Persian Emmisary
>looks at wife "... can I"?
>wife nods "Fuck his shit up"
>Leonidas goes fucking haywire

Every man with a woman next to him is strong. But he is unstoppable with her approval and affection

2019-05-07 03:16:14 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Might join y'all later tonight. I'm watching a show atm

2019-05-07 03:16:48 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Oh fun

2019-05-07 03:17:18 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

I'm a Virginia boy, what about the rest of y'all? Trying to get a sense of time zones for people

2019-05-07 03:17:52 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Oh no

2019-05-07 03:17:54 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

You don't mean

2019-05-07 03:18:07 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

*gulp* Commiefornia

2019-05-07 03:18:54 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

I'll do you one better. Let's drop this man a resupply and a care package!

2019-05-07 03:19:39 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

No one gets left behind

2019-05-07 03:22:09 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

>I know what must be done
>build a weapons manufacturing company that will forever change warfare and then proceed to save humanity

Godspeed brother

2019-05-07 03:23:07 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Oh shit, Polandbro

2019-05-07 03:23:08 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Nice

2019-05-07 03:24:01 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

I love it

2019-05-07 14:07:58 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Well lads, today is MEPS

2019-05-07 14:08:39 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Im gonna be sitting in a room in my underwear with a bunch of other dudes, and an old man is gonna put his finger up my butthole

2019-05-07 16:50:03 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Gotcha

2019-05-07 18:16:59 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

I'm sure I will

2019-05-07 21:39:31 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

One ASVAB, one Cyber test, and one TAPAS test later, and I'm starving

2019-05-07 22:37:08 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

God damn I'm hungry af

2019-05-07 22:39:07 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

I'm looking forward to chow

2019-05-07 23:27:15 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Not yet. Will when I get back to my recruiter station. I got an 82 on the ASVAB

2019-05-08 00:39:07 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Guys. I'm going into the Marine Corps, just saying. Not navy. Open contract? Guys, I'm joining the Marines, I'm not retarded

2019-05-08 00:39:42 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

>implying that wasn't the joke

2019-05-08 00:40:14 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

I'm hoping for a PAO position

2019-05-08 00:40:18 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Specifically combat cam

2019-05-08 00:40:29 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Fuck no I'm not going to strip clubs

2019-05-08 00:40:36 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

That's a terrible idea

2019-05-08 00:40:54 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

So I've been told

2019-05-08 00:41:25 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

29 Palms? Did you mean: *Tattooine*?

2019-05-08 00:41:48 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

^

2019-05-08 01:02:53 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Da tovarisch

2019-05-08 01:03:26 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

No, what?

2019-05-08 01:04:16 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Most other country's marines are pussies in comparison to ours

2019-05-08 01:16:52 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Not bad

2019-05-08 01:17:27 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Already processing as a Marine tho

2019-05-08 22:48:16 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Just got home

2019-05-08 22:49:34 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

It was as expected; hurry up and wait, go here, go there, etc. The food was excellent. Lobotomy comes as soon as you enter Parris Island. Contract is signed, everything is in order, all that's left is to pick my MOS, and then I ship in December

2019-05-08 22:50:08 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Got a high af score on the ASVAB and all the other tests so I'm qualified for pretty much everything too. Lots o' choices

2019-05-08 22:51:03 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Very much so. My SSgt said he could easily write me an MOS contract for it

2019-05-08 22:52:20 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Combat Obscura? Not yet, but I wanna

2019-05-08 22:52:42 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Tru

2019-05-08 22:54:22 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Hell yeah

2019-05-08 22:55:57 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

Thanks

2019-05-08 23:23:45 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

You know I will

2019-05-09 15:01:59 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

So I suppose that Joker is my new nickname now? Lol

2019-05-09 15:02:42 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

RIP

Boxing exercises

2019-05-10 03:07:08 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

So I follow the Marine Corps facebook page and they just announced that they've officially adopted a new standard issue pistol; the sig sauer p320. I don't personally feel one way or another about it, though I am partial to the glock. Anyway, i looked through the comments and...

2019-05-10 03:07:12 UTC [P A T R I O T wave #general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/576243820199542784/Screenshot_20190509-230533_Facebook.jpg

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