@thatgoonsteve42 hey man the russians most CERTAINLY were never in the Crimea

Riiiiiight... da... we were never there... 😉

It was just one giant party, no war crimes were committed nor was there any loss of life

Lmao

Just finished screening a bunch of seafood and hydroflasks

Fellas, I’m making a shorty boi

FBI OPEN UP

🤣😂🤣😂🤣 it’ll be form 1’d

My shit is already on file with a bunch of alphabet agencies.

Lmao

Like just getting this job involved like 3 background checks, 2 sets of fingerprints, an ATF interview

And one piss test

So obviously this is hypothetical and a joke, but I'm fairly certain the Russians have a nice picture of my white ass

I’m hypothetically laughing

I will say, being thrown out of a hole in the wall bar by a 300 pound 6'2 Russian sounding man is not cool. Ya know, meme wise

Most of this shit is fucking lies

What wtf name days?

I will say this though. I’ll pay for the privilege to shit in a clean bathroom.

Best part of Europe in my opinion.

Stuff like celebrating Day with your name kind of like Chris and eve Day

Kind of like second birthday

That’s different. Not weird, just different. I know the Germans have some weird traditions too

Like when it’s your birthday you have to bring the cake

We do cake in Poland

Constantly start out great in wars and then choke at the end

You know what I like more about Polish than Germans? Poles have a sense of humor

German had fun once

Yeah once. Then they promptly went back to work.

And jews are still mad about their fun

Hahahahahahaha

Aren't they mad about everything

>at LGS looking for new gun to shoot

>let’s be real. Buy. Because I am a fucking American

>hear good things about new CZ P-10C

>Fudd counter clinger lets me put my paws on a new one

>MFW strange feeling in pants. Always been glockfag.

>Now not so sure. Feel Aryan ancestors cringe and judge. Thinking new CZ is the way to go. Have a Glock 23 but it’s fucking way heavier than the CZ and less ammo capacity.

Long story short I’m buying the Czech boi. It doesn’t feel like a brick in my hand like Glocks and Sigs do

Dragonov.

No.