Message from @DAnteForneus

Discord ID: 579018132044382209


2019-05-16 23:30:46 UTC  

@thatgoonsteve42 hey man the russians most CERTAINLY were never in the Crimea

2019-05-16 23:31:28 UTC  

Riiiiiight... da... we were never there... 😉

2019-05-16 23:34:47 UTC  

It was just one giant party, no war crimes were committed nor was there any loss of life

2019-05-17 00:03:45 UTC  

Lmao

2019-05-17 00:04:09 UTC  

Just finished screening a bunch of seafood and hydroflasks

2019-05-17 00:31:46 UTC  

Fellas, I’m making a shorty boi

2019-05-17 00:46:28 UTC  

FBI OPEN UP

2019-05-17 00:46:46 UTC  

🤣😂🤣😂🤣 it’ll be form 1’d

2019-05-17 00:47:00 UTC  

My shit is already on file with a bunch of alphabet agencies.

2019-05-17 00:48:20 UTC  

Lmao

2019-05-17 00:49:08 UTC  

Like just getting this job involved like 3 background checks, 2 sets of fingerprints, an ATF interview

2019-05-17 00:49:25 UTC  

And one piss test

2019-05-17 00:49:47 UTC  

So obviously this is hypothetical and a joke, but I'm fairly certain the Russians have a nice picture of my white ass

2019-05-17 00:50:08 UTC  

I’m hypothetically laughing

2019-05-17 00:58:45 UTC  

I will say, being thrown out of a hole in the wall bar by a 300 pound 6'2 Russian sounding man is not cool. Ya know, meme wise

2019-05-17 17:48:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/579002430205853699/Screenshot_20190517-194802.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/579002430704844810/Screenshot_20190517-194828.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/579002430704844813/Screenshot_20190517-194814.png

2019-05-17 17:49:17 UTC  

Most of this shit is fucking lies

2019-05-17 18:49:50 UTC  

What wtf name days?

2019-05-17 18:50:12 UTC  

I will say this though. I’ll pay for the privilege to shit in a clean bathroom.

2019-05-17 18:50:24 UTC  

Best part of Europe in my opinion.

2019-05-17 18:51:20 UTC  

Stuff like celebrating Day with your name kind of like Chris and eve Day

2019-05-17 18:51:59 UTC  

Kind of like second birthday

2019-05-17 18:52:08 UTC  

That’s different. Not weird, just different. I know the Germans have some weird traditions too

2019-05-17 18:52:26 UTC  

Like when it’s your birthday you have to bring the cake

2019-05-17 18:52:43 UTC  

We do cake in Poland

2019-05-17 18:52:46 UTC  

Constantly start out great in wars and then choke at the end

2019-05-17 18:53:34 UTC  

You know what I like more about Polish than Germans? Poles have a sense of humor

2019-05-17 18:54:20 UTC  

German had fun once

2019-05-17 18:54:44 UTC  

Yeah once. Then they promptly went back to work.

2019-05-17 18:55:28 UTC  

And jews are still mad about their fun

2019-05-17 18:55:36 UTC  

Hahahahahahaha

2019-05-17 19:40:49 UTC  

Aren't they mad about everything

2019-05-17 20:38:09 UTC  

>at LGS looking for new gun to shoot

2019-05-17 20:38:28 UTC  

>let’s be real. Buy. Because I am a fucking American

2019-05-17 20:38:47 UTC  

>hear good things about new CZ P-10C

2019-05-17 20:39:15 UTC  

>Fudd counter clinger lets me put my paws on a new one

2019-05-17 20:39:48 UTC  

>MFW strange feeling in pants. Always been glockfag.

2019-05-17 20:41:31 UTC  

>Now not so sure. Feel Aryan ancestors cringe and judge. Thinking new CZ is the way to go. Have a Glock 23 but it’s fucking way heavier than the CZ and less ammo capacity.

2019-05-17 20:42:43 UTC  

Long story short I’m buying the Czech boi. It doesn’t feel like a brick in my hand like Glocks and Sigs do

2019-05-17 20:47:03 UTC  

Dragonov.

2019-05-17 20:47:50 UTC  

No.