rip

yeah i heard germany is great

Most of the places are closed down now which sucks

but anyways my crust 7 years TiS SSGT ass needs to go to sleep so I can go yell at PFCs for being stupid in the morning

some nights i wonder how i made it here

Alcohol and bad decisions

and the fact that i'm about to do a third enlistment

to go EOD

i hope i die at Eglin for my autism

Man fuck that. I got out and make like 3x the amount of money and all I do is run a bomb dog

And not for any government agency either

yeah i believe ya

somedays i wonder what would have happened

but beyond all the bitching i do like being in

i just can't physically do 11B anymore

at least not without a real bonafide out of the wire combat deployment

shit then idgaf how bad my everything hurts i'd go in a sec lmao

Lol I hear ya.

Shit i finished my exams this week only 3 more to go

@AKAlexei how was the meps

Just got home

word

you ever get chow lol

So do they do the lobotomy for you guys there or when you get to MCRD?

It was as expected; hurry up and wait, go here, go there, etc. The food was excellent. Lobotomy comes as soon as you enter Parris Island. Contract is signed, everything is in order, all that's left is to pick my MOS, and then I ship in December

Congrats amigo!

Got a high af score on the ASVAB and all the other tests so I'm qualified for pretty much everything too. Lots o' choices

Still thinking playing Joker in real life and doing combat camera?

Very much so. My SSgt said he could easily write me an MOS contract for it

Sweet. You see that new documentary from gravitas with all the footage that usmc cam guy did?

Combat Obscura? Not yet, but I wanna

Also, at least you’re not motor-t

Yeaaaaaaah that one. Bro that’s fucking deployment life lol

Tru

Y’all be good. Gotta go look for shit that goes boom

Hell yeah

yee haw

and congrats man

Thanks

Just remember to get your brain back once you get out

You know I will

Joker or bust, Neighbor

Combat obscura is terrible

Just 30 minutes of dumbasses smoking pot in Kandahar fields

And like 5 minutes at the end of one moron doing shit he was trained not to do in combat

Yeah it was a shitbag marine unit that was filmed

It was pretty stupid

I dont want to spoil anything of import incase someone does still want to watch it, but holy shit 90% of those morons shouldve been NJPd from the footage alone

yeah I saw it

most units aren't like that

and there are a lot of shitbags in the army and marine corps infantry

and that is not typical for how people act

maybe it's just the SSG in me but it was almost gross to watch

Oh! I was a cpl when left and I fuckibg WISH I could hit em with the big fucking OOOMPH

Though I was also a POG and watched an entire jet squadron go down for pot smuggling

It was mass execution for one of my FA18 squadrons, like 50 fuckers. Raped my metrics and I had to fend off other squadrons from raping their birds after, puckers were stealing parts left and right

So all in all a bad day for a Cpl doing and Gunny billet for Aviation Material Screening Unit

Cant tell you how many fucking officers I had to tell piss off

man getting attached to JSOC as a line infantryman was probably the best thing in my career

less big army bullshit

less retards and shitbags

So I suppose that Joker is my new nickname now? Lol

No. You’re still a maggot

RIP R Lee Ermey

RIP

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So I follow the Marine Corps facebook page and they just announced that they've officially adopted a new standard issue pistol; the sig sauer p320. I don't personally feel one way or another about it, though I am partial to the glock. Anyway, i looked through the comments and...

>fucking fudd boomers

lol

https://tenor.com/view/boomer-4chan-meme-birb-funny-gif-12208339

Fucking boomers ruin everything

This is so sad

Can we hook Boomers up to an automatic assfucking machine?

Because get fuck't boomer

Guys I'm making mistakes

I mean you’ve already made a bunch you’re on discord with a bunch of weebs and autists

But ai am the autists

Man. I want a fucking drink. But I’m at work

*And that means...?*

That means that the alphabet boys don’t like it when the contractor with the bomb dog shows up plastered

never heard of a flask you filithy casual

or just making a mix drink in your camel bag

Eh. Worksite rules. I do things that I need to be pretty sober for 🤷🏻‍♂️

But I’m off in like two hours and then it’s Cuba Libre time.

new ghost recon got announced

I seent it. Wildlands was my jam

i gotta work tomorrow but imma drink after work and make a bunch of warwave

same shit was fun

i played it on xobox but got it on pc when i got the division 2

Niiiiice

yee yee

You run the wave? I have no clue who is who on this shit

just patriot wave

Ahhhhh well the content is 👌🏼

i'm your huckle berry

thanks man

and merc is my admin