Don’t care how much money they’re gonna offer. Don’t. Fucking. Do. It.

Jkjk good job bro

wait you going navy or marines

if so go IT

A school is in oenacola

pensacola

shits lit af

Get you something you can kinda market yourself with when you get out. Being in the military is fun but once you’re out no one really cares about all the heads you canoed in Afghanistan on a resume.

He just wants another gay lover

Dont listen to him

<:BigGayBadge:452594787418243113>

HEY

thats just a plus

that and IT contracts when you get out are good money

@Trash Squid B I G F A C T S

thats what i do shits lit af

Niiiiiiiiiice. I’m working on getting back over to the big show myself with my current job. Just need another year on leash.

Guys. I'm going into the Marine Corps, just saying. Not navy. Open contract? Guys, I'm joining the Marines, I'm not retarded

>implying marines aren’t retarded

word

^^^^

do comms then

>implying that wasn't the joke

you'll get some IT experince

I'm hoping for a PAO position

😂🤣 good shit man. Just stay out of the strip joints at Lejune.

Specifically combat cam

Fuck no I'm not going to strip clubs

That's a terrible idea

just avoid Lejune altogether in fact

So I've been told

And Coronado.

combat cam would be dope af

And 29 Palms

you could hook us up with fresh pics

29 Palms? Did you mean: *Tattooine*?

lmao

whats the difference

^

Sandpeople speak a different dialect at the stumps

lol

More rolling T’s less phlegm

canteen music isn't as good

But way less calls to prayer. 🤷🏻‍♂️ decent trade off

Ree

speaking in marine now?

No u

Slav marine at that

Da tovarisch

Speaking of which, ya know what's fucked up

No, what?

Most other countries take better care of their marines than ours does

Most other country's marines are pussies in comparison to ours

Valid

They dont have weaponized autism

I'm proud of polish GROM those guys are dope

Ya know who's an actual joke? Spetznaz and vdv

really?

Yep

thought the spudz where legit

They look high speed and act it, but they're a joke

At least by our standards

Most of it boils down to their doctrine

oof

Usually its just a fuckton of troops thrown at a wall

Instead of being used properly

that's kind of Russia's thing

You're not wrong, actually a good chunk of the eastern European countries still use mass tactics like back in ww2

oof

no wonder we have to do most of the work in nato

Lul

Last time I checked, america is 15 years ahead of the curve in infantry tactics thanks to all the urban fighting

@AKAlexei go aircrew

it's high speed

ish

how's your swimming

Not bad

look for AWO or AIRR rates

They'll teach you regardless lol

alternatively look at Navy Diver or EOD

air crew is cancer from what i hear

if i were you i'd just do the most badass thing i could physically qual for

Already processing as a Marine tho

Nah aircrew is gay but aircrewman is different

the guys that actually fly on helos have great lives

the guys that maintain helos have shit lives

i'd go combat cam if possible

Go raider or recon then

Maybe this is just me being a soldier but man the marine corps doesn't have much to offer anymore

it's a mess from all angles from what i've seen and heard

You're not wrong

They replace or get rid of a fuckton of jobs as of late

I have a lot of respect for some individual marines but as whole the branch is in deep shit

Their doctrine is outdated to crap

they don't know what they wanna be

and just about the only thing they're good for is having a solid PR machine

See the thing is in the marines "we're better than you and we know it" kinda mentality ruins a lot of it.

I trained with a lot of foreign militaries during my first enlistment and I have got to say that like if it wasn't for the technology difference, the Columbian and Peruvian armies could probably beat the marine corps infantrywise

So marine corps infantry doctrine essentially boils down to "there is a brick wall ahead of us, we are going to keep bashing our heads against the wall until it breaks or falls down, when it eventually does we'll claim that we were successful"

that stubbornness is good in some scenarios but it's what got a hell of a lot of them killed in Iraq