why are we shaming john

poor murderous lad

what the fuck

Fuck

I should be sleeping

🛏 <:hms:311152554618912768>

Sleeping

I should be fucking

🛏 <:thinkms:325582631498547202>

litearlly

teh only good communist game

is tetris

and they FUUUUUUUUUCKEd over the creator of tetris

I still play it on my GBC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

I thought you could do both with an adapter?

man, standing outside listening to the crickets with a loaded shotgun is so calming, like meditation.

Anuway, dont think the fucker is coming around tonight. Maybe I'll get a live trap.

What did it ever do to you?

It made me spend 10 min picking up trash

That's a terminable offense?

It isn't?

Yes

But it did make me mad and also more at peace than I've been in a while so maybe I will commute its sentence

I wouldn't shoot off my shotgun in city limits over a toppled trash can

People are still popping off fireworks so I could probably get away with it.

"Probably"isn't worth the risk

Play the long con, John

Feed it, and lure it closer and closer to your home

Then just smash it with a hammer

Can't you just say you killed a racoon?
Unless you meet a tree hugger, no one here will mind the means of killing a marten

Lure it into a giant Tupperware filled with baking soda

Then poor vinegar in and close the lid

Eh, I'm not even that mad anymore, if the cheeky cunt came around again I would have blasted it but I am calm right now. Don't think I've been in my backyard except to mow it in years.

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

Poor John.

Matthew, was means of killing used correctly there?

Huh?

Means

What do you mean?

I thought of it like means of production

But I'm not sure if something like way would have been more appropriate

Or methods

What on earth are you actually talking about

```
Can't you just say you killed a racoon?
Unless you meet a tree hugger, no one here will mind the means of killing a marten
```

This second sentence

I think hes talking about the ethics of killing via gas or shot.

As long as it's quick and painless,the means doesn't matter.

Carbon dioxide poisoning is one of the most painful ways to go.

No, I meant grammar and use of words :/

Idc how you wreck that thing

Instead of "means", use the word "method"

That'd be easier to understand

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

I dont track at all

OK, thanks

No problem, America is always happy to educate

Guys

Theres a new pokemon game out

https://www.polygon.com/2018/5/29/17407414/pokemon-nintendo-switch-lets-go-pikachu-version-eevee-version

I'm gonna die

*soyboy intensifies*

well

called one shop

they gave me the date of 7th june lmao

```
No, this isn’t the core role-playing game many of us have been waiting for. Masuda promises that’s coming in 2019.
```

Ok, then.

ok

another mechanic

maybe on friday if i call at the end of the day

one more left, but that one opens in 45 minutes

what wut

@johnfrum :D Brought both tool chests down to $25.91 burgerbucks each. Forgot my discount. Probably picking up Saturday, hype

my fucking radiator ruptured on the way back yesterday

i need muh car m8

@timsandtoms nice of them to hold it

@spaqin RIP did you flush it after getting it?

after getting the car?

no

that's not how it works

It's Lowe's, they do pick-up later. Plus I work there and asked the cashier to ring it up that way. It's there literally just because everyone forgot to bring it off the shelf to sell.

poe's law

sorry

Just drive fast

And rip off your hood

i'll pour the last of the radiator fluid

the mechanics are 1km away

hopefully it won't overheat in that time

doable but there's a small stretch that's uphill

and 2 traffic lights

Could this be the secret weapon for the 2020 super power?

Also just buy a bottle of water and ask for the shitter

do those words mean street and road

and the third one said monday

hmmmm

ok

Would be faster doing it yourself at this point

w/ ordering the parts?

not really

since tomorrow's a holiday

if, with a bit of luck, i get that friday mechanic and he can patch it up/get a replacement (thankfully it should be compatible with the newer E11 corolla so parts should be plenty)

it may be not so bad

still

fuck public transport

Shouldn't be too bad then, probably not as bad as burger public transport

I'm a God damn Michael Angelo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8

>course called AI tools >we have graphs and shit

I thought we were gonna program skynet

Meanwhile I'm just disappointed

@Millwood you seem like volunteering in helping me picking shorts

thank you bud

these here sprung to my eye

https://www.fight4less.de/media/image/product/5093/md/grips-mma-shorts-green-battle-americano.jpg

there are far more edgy ones

mostly you can choose between a viking, a werewolf or a snake on there

Why do you even want shorts without pockets?

here is a less autistic one, "croc leather style"
https://www.fight4less.de/media/image/product/5087/md/grips-mma-shorts-green-battle-black-croco.jpg

@turnerturing because fingers get caught in there sometimes

super nasty

Oh, you're a martial artist?

lmao

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

i m wearing ones like those atm, because my old ones ripped. My pp flopped out yesterday

@turnerturing yes its for autismo sports

https://www.fight4less.de/media/image/product/5117/lg/grips-mma-shorts-green-battle-yellow-croco~6.jpg
siighh manlit sizes

bjj and muay thai

Maybe try boxing shorts?

https://suziwong.co.uk/product/black-boxing-shorts-gold-waist-band/
haha, you can "make your own"

"kawaii desu" on boxing shorts might be worth it

you shouldnt let people who get hit on their head regularly design stuff

https://www.meinersmedia.de/getimage/Bilder/Ju_Sports/ju-sports-set-rash-guard-fight-short-bavaria-1[610x480].jpg

Man, how nofun are you?

when it comes to traditional bavarian clothing, i am absolutely nofun

Well maybe someone is trying to train like they fight and they rock that 24/7

Wait, thats printed on

Nvm

That pompeiian reminds me of *the brick video*

great beer my dude

Punk ipa

🤔

it's a beer style

indian pale ale

thats the <:tipsfedora:383326576609329162> of beers

not sure if baiting

also, yeah

that's the <:mthink:451087817829777429> of beers

personally not a big fan of IPAs

I like wheat beers and stouts

>arma Humble bundle
>no arma 2

why even live

Meanwhile I am sipping on DiDi Icetea

<:GWragFeelsComfyMan:390321740158468096>

wait there is arma 2

am blind

who cares arma 3 is better

`:^)`

2 Stellas and punk ipa . enough for me before 2 pm

T1 $1 > T2 $15 > T3 BTA > T4 $20

🤔

https://www.humblebundle.com/games/arma-2018-bundle

Lots of arma

I keep getting mails about dentistry stuff. Like conferences, technology improvements, etc etc.

"Insider" stuff, basically.

Apparently there's a conference in Denmark and Sweden. Next year it will be in Cape Town. 🤔

Spilled water

might have broke keyboard

huohhhh

Now that I think about it, that huohh reminds me of that flash porn game Meet'n'Fuck and the sound girl made when you massaged right thigh instead of left thigh

huohhh

IPA is great

dont assume things

stupid dog

my life is really sucky to be bothered

where you going <:thonk:288060975775612929>

Bring vodka

You get wyborowa in dutchland?

Fuq

https://drankdozijn.nl/artikel/fles-wyborowa-vodka-1ltr

There are a lot of poles. And they seem to primarily consume alcohol

So of course it is importes

Shit need to drive over more often

Still kaufland offers stolichnaya these days, is ok

Yeah, it's cheap but not complete trash

Good for students

Even I've never needed a seat belt extension

Tell her heavy weights are usually seated in the cargo hold.

Tell the stewardess that you want two for her. In case she starts rolling around

@Sdeck37 moskovskaya 😡 !!!

@Millwood ipa is more British than American

Legend says that it was loaded with hops to survive the naval trip from india to England

When the hell was ArmA Kartz released

And how did I miss it

Years ago

2014

Oh well

My only excuse is that I never owned an ArmA game

<:GWaobloChildPepeShrug:407618817569718272>

Like all ARMA products, it's only barely functional

Colour me surprised

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH1rckt8V5w

I was expecting a "You got mail" sound effect

Was disappointed

https://medium.com/@RiotChat/a-sneak-peek-at-a-whole-new-riot-im-1114df653782

looks like discord <:thonk:288060975775612929>

good for adoption tbh

wtf its the same

also

white theme

at least they have actual black text against white background

iirc discord's light theme text is more greyish

autism

Discord's light theme is cancer

Unhammered-Discord when

tensorflow chat

Is this what Australia is like?

Yes

Except they forgot to mention the sandstorms

And the snakestorms

Fucking incorrect

Huohh its hotter here

Huohhhhhhh

I forgot my umbrella and got soaked

>it's warmer in finland

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

Current state of ausfalia

Huohhh

It was 30c last week

Quality country

The new pokemon looks good

Too bad nintendofags can't handle some changes

>pokemon
>nintendo

Pokémon fever is never gonna end

r8 duck

🦆

Ten ducks out of ten

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(duck duck go)