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Anyone have any experiance buying bulkier items from ali?
Want to get a taiyaki pan so I'm guessing a foot by a foot?
Eh, prices I'm seeing seem to include shipping, so it would be cheaper buying from a US seller on Ebay, do the sellers negotiate?
I'd just get a basic bitch nokia knockoff for emergencies, if you need that much battery you have a problem.
I got drunk and convinced myself it was a good idea, I guess. May as well review it.
First off it stinks of cheap latex gloves
And there are mold defects out of packaging, first seeing it I dropped it thinking someone used it and returned it covered in.... thier stuff
Vibration intensity is really mediocore, pretty much dollar store massager levels but I dont know how high it can feasibly go because I dont have sex toys.
Looking back I paid about 8 dollars for it like 3 months ago from aliexpress.
So if you're looking for a sextoy or an actual massager dont bother with this one. Note: I'm on Canadian 120V so maybe it might be diffrent for euros
Massage wand. Probably going to tear it apart and use it for a vibratory polisher
Not entirely sure how your'e supposed to use this as a guy
Besides an actual massager, in which case I need it in camo so its not gay.
@BIRDzone may as well in case anyone else is in the market
Alright, took it apart and its dead simple, baisic circuit with actual surge protection so thabks for meeting minimum standards for health and safty, I guess. Meh solder job but it doesn't vibrate too fast or hard anyway, correction on the mould defect, it is actually latex or silicon paint, not sure why I thought they would bother with an actual overmolding setup. Wires are half assedly hot glued to a couple points for I guess vibration mitigation but I cant imagine it helping much.
Vibration is by an unbalanced weight at a motor, you could feasibly add weight to increase vibration but like I said the wiring is safe but not solid.
Also the soft head thingy is hot glued on, I have no idea how you are expected to clean it if you use it for its intended purpose because liquid and goo will eventually wander under the skin and crust up
Update on the vibrator, actually really helpful around the kitchen, need liquids or dressings mixed? Hold the vibe to the side of a thin walled container, sifting is the same but you need to put something on the top of it to stop stuff from flying out.
I suppose just sitting and drinking is boring but its pretty fun to be mildly buzzed. Anything above that is just a waste of time.
I still dont know how this works on benises so why not. Also left it near a stove and got a full refund after claiming it came out of the box that way.
>took a solid minute to figure out you were talking about the pins you wear on your clothes and more to figure out you meant mail from china and not armour
I thought the same thing, pins made from enamel would be way too brittle for use as a pin unless he meant ceramic and chinese mail shirts are almost never rivited
I hope you werent wearing pants as is tradition
Kek, my brother has a video call setup in a closet, I tell him its super weird because it looks like he is broadcasting from a cell but he says it looks more professional
That sounds like something my brother would say
Post modern feels like an excuse to give up on trying.
man, I want to rewatch yugiyo but itll probably be terrible
There is literally nothing wrong with liking moeshit
Why are fries cited as the most important burger accompaniment when its the pickles that carry the whole thing?
Are they doing the pussy hat thing and reporting every person in the US reeing when its only a couple retards in major liberal cities that already ban guns?
Yeah, that sounds like aggregate retardation
I mean, its not like news companies will ever report on mental health aspect because thier pharma sponsers will pull ads
>side effects include homicidal and suicidal urges
>please see your doctor if you notice yourself getting crazier
Being accredited in Chinese would make you pretty valuable.
Maybe he shaves and brushes his teeth in the shower? I think its safe to have your skin make contact unless in a really bad part.
I have a small mirror in there I shave with, its nice to do everything you need in the shower, rusts your razors something terrible if you leave it in
@Deleted User almost entirely meat and fiah if I recall correctly. Nothing much grows there.
Permafrost disallows tubers, they usually eat meat in varying degrees of fermentation or raw.
Ever read Dogscape? I imagine thats what life is like in the deep north.
>tfw got kicked out of two servers for shitposting about vegans and shootings
I think she drove all night to get to youtube hq
I thought ut was a bout a blue alien rockband?
Is it weird to think about fucking guys when you are straight? Like you think, 'Man, that guy probably has a nice looking dick'
You should keep trying and see when or if it stops
is it really stealing if it it doesn't inconvenience others and people had no right to the things anyway?
I mean its not cool to drink and drive but at least there's some semblance of discretion left after decades of communist indoctrination.
>might have to stay in new york forever because he is planning on buying a house here
fuck this place so much, nyc is a fucking cancer and he can't do everything himself anymore
>leave dad with mortgage and half of a business
He makes enough to pay rent and everything but not much else if he has to pay someone else.
I hate it, I hate the shitty people, I hate the craped streets, I hate the fine layer of black soot that gets everywhere, I hate everything being overpriced
I supposed I exaggerated forever but five to ten years is going to eat at me.
Jews went to Florida, everyone else is stuck there
Traffic is hell, would prefer consistant 1.5 hours to rolling the dice
Tho pretty much everything is probably not street legal or remotely safe
New suicide netting on the George Washington bridge, didn't bother covering the more easily accessible areas
My first job was in chinatown and there was a crate of dried squid jerky I packaged by hand into little baggies. That shit definitely wasnt FDA approved
Do some people keep thier mouths agape because of habit or facial deformation?
Oh man, if semen tasted like condensed milk I would be so gay
@Shrimpf because if it did people wouldnt stop sucking dick
Evolutionarily it would never work out, males with delicous semen never reproduced
I get the schoolgirl thing but girls saying daddy seriously weirds you out?
Its one of those things that are hot as long as you dont think about it too hard
Very few actually do the whole incest rp thing, which would cross the line to gross for me.
Mommyposting should be a bannable offense where are the mods?
If I self inserted as the busty mummy then sure
The people without means to pay the full price ould have gotten it free anyway.
There wasnt a single case of that happening just the potential. Shrekli was nothing but a scapegoat
Except it may as well be given the price collusion that happens
Anyone have any reccs to learn chinese?
I know but I deal with chinks heavily and most of thier english isn't passable
new york border but I only sometimes go there
mainly need to learn whatever they use for wechat
Christ why did I only look at community college courses
Shit, google translate isnt that great for anything but formal stuff, maybe I can just run it through a text to speech
Pretty much but learning chinese is something I need to do anyway.
Eh... I dont really like chinese people here. Either go full normie if second gen or pretty much refuse to leave Chinatowns. My dad calls train routes from boston to new york orient expresses
Fingerprinting is something normies will be scared off by not by any fear of privacy but fear of significant others using thier sleeping hands to find out what thots they are talking tk
I honestly wouldnt care, I grew up with one computor shared between everyone in the family.
I mean, it wasnt unusual fuckers were like 600 dollars
thats a lot of money for a lower middle class family
Holy shit that was a big housefly I killed, I thought it was a bee and felt bad
Jersey wouldnt be bad if it wasnt for the retarded gunlaws, shitty roads if you get outside of the highways, corruption, shitty cops, being the suburb of New york.
why are all you people drinking on a thursday
@Shrimpf oh shit, my sister had that hamtaro game
Getting kind of sick of it, fucking chinks pay for hundreds of dollars of shit in cash because they don't trust banks or something
Cash on hand is always a good thing to have tho
I doubt that would work, if it was that easy everyone would do it
Same brick block buildings, at least they used to break the harshness with decoration
I want to hang all of them, its a crime against humanity in the truest sense of the word
Lol I just realised the only things that het repaired in nyc in a timley fashion are traffic cams
I say he was simply an excuse to stop trying
The financiers always wanted to make cheap brick monstrosities
If a tacotrusk is open in the middle of chinatown uts going to be good
Sometimes I fantasize about the bridges to newyork blowing up and everyone starving like rats
way too many structural redundanceis anyway, even with an OKC level bomb being set off in the lower levels it will just make a lot of trafic
Obamas bitchboys can't do shit but die and falseflag chemical attacks
>doesn't actually have anything, just read the amazon description and put them in a top 10 list
Great benefits, regular breaks, airconditioned room, probably a well stocked breakroom
I feel most of that chart isn't true for traps
I think P.O.S in that context means point of sale.
Not like they will ever use it. If you're in chinatown without cash you don't have money.
I have seen more places that take credit and debit lately as of late so maybe even that backwater is joining the 21st century
Yeah, not a fan of cash only but at the same time I wouldn't trust some small store owned by a a black market cigarette smoking old man who doesn't speak english with a credit card anyway
What would the chart be for someone's whos heart was broken by a trap?
I need a money counting machine but all of the shit looks the same
In peoples' experience in buying chinkshit here if it looks the same is it the same? All the machines I'm looking at has China as country of manufacture.
Tinfoil about what? I just want a machine that doesn't miscount bills
80 bucks for one that has a warranty if it stops working will be fine.
Main concern is the rubber fingers slipping but apparently you need to clean it regularly for that not to happen anyway.
I think I will name mine, 'The Electronic Jew'
Random shit my dad imports and sells to chinks in chinatown
Though its also his fault partly because he also refuses to take checksas they always kept bouncing or weren't real '
I mean, most times its in 20s but even that gets unreasonable if it's a busy day
I just help deliver boes and stuff to stores
Yeah, that would be ideal but the minute currency counting is included it goes way up in price
If he was in drugs the margins would be a lot better
Once my dad took like 1000 in slightly charred bills because a store owner's house burned down and the bills got roasted in the safe
No, just general merch, makeups, snacks, random gadgets
I wish it was drugs sometimes. They are very light per unit making delivery easy and the margins are probably way better
No contacts, heavily saturated market and beheading
I thought that was a thing all drug dealers did
I would if I was a drug dealer, not much time spent on it and it sends a clear message.
@Julian It's quicker but at the same time it's not as viceral or attention grabbing as beheading. Also getting shot in a major urban center in the US is pretty high chances of survival
Doctors and surgeons have lots of practice patching up gunshot wounds.
Most people who are in gangs don't really go to the range much, they just blast away at someone and drive off. though I think NYC is a lot safer now everything is gentrified.
I wonder if chinese store owners want to buy guns, actually.
Nah fuck it, the amount of time and money spent is too high.
I'll never be an international arms dealer at this pace
@johnfrum#8811 I'm a filthy jersey fag so I'd need to drive all the way to PA and only be able to pick up long guns and shotguns
It's just cold and really windy here, think the south is getting tornados too
@Matthew that doesn't sound right, doesn't Minnesota get a lot of snow?
Why would things for driving in snow be illegal?
Other states are fine with it and its a safety thing. Is the safety of citizens lesser than that of a couple of overpaid union contractors?
High taxes don't mean shit, think NYC and NJ have the highest taxes in the country and the roads are shit
Only means more money for politicians to carpetbag their worthless relatives into bureau positions or whatever vanity project they want.
>he didn't wake up at 6 am to watch mail call
What do you put into mulled wine? Always seemed too much work for hot grapejuice
Coffee liqour is definitely not for drinking straight up
I have to agree with matthew on this, this sounds like what I would make if I was 8 and just mixing shit in the kitchen for my parents
They can ask you to leave and you need to request a key at a desk so they could ask for your handicap ID
if it's not bolted down people are going to steal it
They get a designation on their licenses which are pretty much universal IDs in burger land
I used to love it but now I actually need to drive in it and change clothes I hate it now
Its a double edged sword as of his intention is to open up investment and make the US a more viable export economy.
Still of the opinion the moment civilization moved away from a goat based economy was a mistake
>driving in the slow lane because you're an autist
No reason to go out of your way to be a dick anyway.
Man, this rain isn't stopping. I hope the Flood is here again.
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