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Anyone have any experiance buying bulkier items from ali?
Want to get a taiyaki pan so I'm guessing a foot by a foot?
Eh, prices I'm seeing seem to include shipping, so it would be cheaper buying from a US seller on Ebay, do the sellers negotiate?
Makes sense, thanks
You sure you arent being scammed?
I'd just get a basic bitch nokia knockoff for emergencies, if you need that much battery you have a problem.
>package came inr
>dont remeber ordering anything
I got drunk and convinced myself it was a good idea, I guess. May as well review it.
First off it stinks of cheap latex gloves
And there are mold defects out of packaging, first seeing it I dropped it thinking someone used it and returned it covered in.... thier stuff
Not ruling it out.
Vibration intensity is really mediocore, pretty much dollar store massager levels but I dont know how high it can feasibly go because I dont have sex toys.
Looking back I paid about 8 dollars for it like 3 months ago from aliexpress.
So if you're looking for a sextoy or an actual massager dont bother with this one. Note: I'm on Canadian 120V so maybe it might be diffrent for euros
Massage wand. Probably going to tear it apart and use it for a vibratory polisher
Not entirely sure how your'e supposed to use this as a guy
Besides an actual massager, in which case I need it in camo so its not gay.
@BIRDzone may as well in case anyone else is in the market
Thanks.
Alright, took it apart and its dead simple, baisic circuit with actual surge protection so thabks for meeting minimum standards for health and safty, I guess. Meh solder job but it doesn't vibrate too fast or hard anyway, correction on the mould defect, it is actually latex or silicon paint, not sure why I thought they would bother with an actual overmolding setup. Wires are half assedly hot glued to a couple points for I guess vibration mitigation but I cant imagine it helping much.
Vibration is by an unbalanced weight at a motor, you could feasibly add weight to increase vibration but like I said the wiring is safe but not solid.
Also the soft head thingy is hot glued on, I have no idea how you are expected to clean it if you use it for its intended purpose because liquid and goo will eventually wander under the skin and crust up
Im going to wash my hands now.
Update on the vibrator, actually really helpful around the kitchen, need liquids or dressings mixed? Hold the vibe to the side of a thin walled container, sifting is the same but you need to put something on the top of it to stop stuff from flying out.
Does alchohol count? Alcohol is pretty fun
I suppose just sitting and drinking is boring but its pretty fun to be mildly buzzed. Anything above that is just a waste of time.
I still dont know how this works on benises so why not. Also left it near a stove and got a full refund after claiming it came out of the box that way.
>took a solid minute to figure out you were talking about the pins you wear on your clothes and more to figure out you meant mail from china and not armour
I thought the same thing, pins made from enamel would be way too brittle for use as a pin unless he meant ceramic and chinese mail shirts are almost never rivited
I hope you werent wearing pants as is tradition
Kek, my brother has a video call setup in a closet, I tell him its super weird because it looks like he is broadcasting from a cell but he says it looks more professional
<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>
That sounds like something my brother would say
Post modern feels like an excuse to give up on trying.
WHITE DRAGON
man, I want to rewatch yugiyo but itll probably be terrible
happiness in moe shit is not happiness
There is literally nothing wrong with liking moeshit
Why are fries cited as the most important burger accompaniment when its the pickles that carry the whole thing?
Its all pointless without pickles
>biggest
sure thats what theyll report
Are they doing the pussy hat thing and reporting every person in the US reeing when its only a couple retards in major liberal cities that already ban guns?
Yeah, that sounds like aggregate retardation
I mean, its not like news companies will ever report on mental health aspect because thier pharma sponsers will pull ads
>side effects include homicidal and suicidal urges
>please see your doctor if you notice yourself getting crazier
>up to
Sounds legit.
Ali has courses now?
Hiw much for a medical degree?
Being accredited in Chinese would make you pretty valuable.
Maybe he shaves and brushes his teeth in the shower? I think its safe to have your skin make contact unless in a really bad part.
I have a small mirror in there I shave with, its nice to do everything you need in the shower, rusts your razors something terrible if you leave it in
it doesnt work that way. Are you 12?
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@Deleted User almost entirely meat and fiah if I recall correctly. Nothing much grows there.
Permafrost disallows tubers, they usually eat meat in varying degrees of fermentation or raw.
Ever read Dogscape? I imagine thats what life is like in the deep north.
>tfw got kicked out of two servers for shitposting about vegans and shootings
Spot the vegan mods
I think she drove all night to get to youtube hq
I thought ut was a bout a blue alien rockband?
Is it weird to think about fucking guys when you are straight? Like you think, 'Man, that guy probably has a nice looking dick'
congratulations
i have no idea what these are
attach it to a box and have it tick down
hot glue
either semen or actual glue
You should keep trying and see when or if it stops
is it really stealing if it it doesn't inconvenience others and people had no right to the things anyway?
I mean its not cool to drink and drive but at least there's some semblance of discretion left after decades of communist indoctrination.
>expecting anything good from anine
>helping dad out with his business
>might have to stay in new york forever because he is planning on buying a house here
fuck this place so much, nyc is a fucking cancer and he can't do everything himself anymore
>leave dad with mortgage and half of a business
He makes enough to pay rent and everything but not much else if he has to pay someone else.
I hate it, I hate the shitty people, I hate the craped streets, I hate the fine layer of black soot that gets everywhere, I hate everything being overpriced
I supposed I exaggerated forever but five to ten years is going to eat at me.
Jews went to Florida, everyone else is stuck there
25 min to 2 hours
Traffic is hell, would prefer consistant 1.5 hours to rolling the dice
They're like 400 bucks down in chinatown
Tho pretty much everything is probably not street legal or remotely safe
>tfw most of my relatives drop off at 65ish
New suicide netting on the George Washington bridge, didn't bother covering the more easily accessible areas
Just the visable ones
I mean, theres probably a reason.
My first job was in chinatown and there was a crate of dried squid jerky I packaged by hand into little baggies. That shit definitely wasnt FDA approved
You guys talk a lot about homo stuff here.
Do some people keep thier mouths agape because of habit or facial deformation?
Oh man, if semen tasted like condensed milk I would be so gay
@Shrimpf because if it did people wouldnt stop sucking dick
this is common sense
Evolutionarily it would never work out, males with delicous semen never reproduced
I get the schoolgirl thing but girls saying daddy seriously weirds you out?
Its one of those things that are hot as long as you dont think about it too hard
Very few actually do the whole incest rp thing, which would cross the line to gross for me.
Mommyposting should be a bannable offense where are the mods?
If I self inserted as the busty mummy then sure
Being attractive is a superpower
Man, is everyone watching the stream?
Shrekli is cuter tbh.
Blame the insurance companies and hospitals
The people without means to pay the full price ould have gotten it free anyway.
He just decided to be smug about ir
There wasnt a single case of that happening just the potential. Shrekli was nothing but a scapegoat
Except it may as well be given the price collusion that happens
Anyone have any reccs to learn chinese?
>inb4 screenshot
I know but I deal with chinks heavily and most of thier english isn't passable
fug thats going to be pricey here
new york border but I only sometimes go there
mainly need to learn whatever they use for wechat
Pinyin?
Oh private lessons
Christ why did I only look at community college courses
Shit, google translate isnt that great for anything but formal stuff, maybe I can just run it through a text to speech
Pretty much but learning chinese is something I need to do anyway.
Eh... I dont really like chinese people here. Either go full normie if second gen or pretty much refuse to leave Chinatowns. My dad calls train routes from boston to new york orient expresses
German is hotter than French, debate me
>new standard
Fingerprinting is something normies will be scared off by not by any fear of privacy but fear of significant others using thier sleeping hands to find out what thots they are talking tk
I honestly wouldnt care, I grew up with one computor shared between everyone in the family.
I mean, it wasnt unusual fuckers were like 600 dollars
thats a lot of money for a lower middle class family
Thot patrol never ends.
Holy shit that was a big housefly I killed, I thought it was a bee and felt bad
>cute trap
>uglyface or man voice
Even worse are bolted on tits
Jersey wouldnt be bad if it wasnt for the retarded gunlaws, shitty roads if you get outside of the highways, corruption, shitty cops, being the suburb of New york.
Actually jersey is pretty shit
why are all you people drinking on a thursday
@Shrimpf oh shit, my sister had that hamtaro game
It was fucking terrible, why did you buy it
meh, I still prefer cash.
Getting kind of sick of it, fucking chinks pay for hundreds of dollars of shit in cash because they don't trust banks or something
Cash on hand is always a good thing to have tho
its suprise money when you find it again
I doubt that would work, if it was that easy everyone would do it
God I hate the city
Same brick block buildings, at least they used to break the harshness with decoration
But now its just boxes
for vermin to breed and live in
muh brutalism
I want to hang all of them, its a crime against humanity in the truest sense of the word
Lol I just realised the only things that het repaired in nyc in a timley fashion are traffic cams
I say he was simply an excuse to stop trying
The financiers always wanted to make cheap brick monstrosities
Now they can sell it to the people as art
>in chinatown
>only 5 dollars in my wallet
fug
no one takes debit cards here, I'm fucked.
Now I have 0 dollars
If a tacotrusk is open in the middle of chinatown uts going to be good
Sometimes I fantasize about the bridges to newyork blowing up and everyone starving like rats
that's going to take a big gun to do that
way too many structural redundanceis anyway, even with an OKC level bomb being set off in the lower levels it will just make a lot of trafic
Theoretically
Obamas bitchboys can't do shit but die and falseflag chemical attacks
>techsite 'review'
>doesn't actually have anything, just read the amazon description and put them in a top 10 list
this is really starting to piss me off
I'd be fine with it.
Great benefits, regular breaks, airconditioned room, probably a well stocked breakroom
I feel most of that chart isn't true for traps
How were the breakrooms
I think P.O.S in that context means point of sale.
Not like they will ever use it. If you're in chinatown without cash you don't have money.
I have seen more places that take credit and debit lately as of late so maybe even that backwater is joining the 21st century
Yeah, not a fan of cash only but at the same time I wouldn't trust some small store owned by a a black market cigarette smoking old man who doesn't speak english with a credit card anyway
What would the chart be for someone's whos heart was broken by a trap?
Is anyone a drug dealer or stripper here?
I need a money counting machine but all of the shit looks the same
In peoples' experience in buying chinkshit here if it looks the same is it the same? All the machines I'm looking at has China as country of manufacture.
Tinfoil about what? I just want a machine that doesn't miscount bills
neat, thanks.
80 bucks for one that has a warranty if it stops working will be fine.
Main concern is the rubber fingers slipping but apparently you need to clean it regularly for that not to happen anyway.
I think I will name mine, 'The Electronic Jew'
Probably too upscale for me then.
Random shit my dad imports and sells to chinks in chinatown
they pay only in cash
Though its also his fault partly because he also refuses to take checksas they always kept bouncing or weren't real '
I mean, most times its in 20s but even that gets unreasonable if it's a busy day
I have no idea, he's a wholesaler
I just help deliver boes and stuff to stores
Yeah, that would be ideal but the minute currency counting is included it goes way up in price
If he was in drugs the margins would be a lot better
Chinks just like having money
Once my dad took like 1000 in slightly charred bills because a store owner's house burned down and the bills got roasted in the safe
No, just general merch, makeups, snacks, random gadgets
I wish it was drugs sometimes. They are very light per unit making delivery easy and the margins are probably way better
No contacts, heavily saturated market and beheading
Burgerland.
I thought that was a thing all drug dealers did
I would if I was a drug dealer, not much time spent on it and it sends a clear message.
kek
@Julian It's quicker but at the same time it's not as viceral or attention grabbing as beheading. Also getting shot in a major urban center in the US is pretty high chances of survival
Doctors and surgeons have lots of practice patching up gunshot wounds.
Most people who are in gangs don't really go to the range much, they just blast away at someone and drive off. though I think NYC is a lot safer now everything is gentrified.
I wonder if chinese store owners want to buy guns, actually.
Nah fuck it, the amount of time and money spent is too high.
I'll never be an international arms dealer at this pace
@johnfrum#8811 I'm a filthy jersey fag so I'd need to drive all the way to PA and only be able to pick up long guns and shotguns
It's just cold and really windy here, think the south is getting tornados too
@Matthew that doesn't sound right, doesn't Minnesota get a lot of snow?
Why would things for driving in snow be illegal?
Other states are fine with it and its a safety thing. Is the safety of citizens lesser than that of a couple of overpaid union contractors?
High taxes don't mean shit, think NYC and NJ have the highest taxes in the country and the roads are shit
Only means more money for politicians to carpetbag their worthless relatives into bureau positions or whatever vanity project they want.
Can confirm, am not a person
Shit, I'm sad now.
>he didn't wake up at 6 am to watch mail call
What do you put into mulled wine? Always seemed too much work for hot grapejuice
Coffee liqour is definitely not for drinking straight up
Its pretty much a highly alcoholic syrup
I have to agree with matthew on this, this sounds like what I would make if I was 8 and just mixing shit in the kitchen for my parents
They can ask you to leave and you need to request a key at a desk so they could ask for your handicap ID
Who knows tho
Ones near NYC do, kek
if it's not bolted down people are going to steal it
They get a designation on their licenses which are pretty much universal IDs in burger land
I realised I hate rain now.
I used to love it but now I actually need to drive in it and change clothes I hate it now
Its a double edged sword as of his intention is to open up investment and make the US a more viable export economy.
Still of the opinion the moment civilization moved away from a goat based economy was a mistake
>driving in the slow lane because you're an autist
No reason to go out of your way to be a dick anyway.
Was it on purpose?
Yeah that was probably on purpose.
BMW owners are strange people
Most people dont lock it
Maybe I just don'tlike cold rain
Man, this rain isn't stopping. I hope the Flood is here again.
God has lied before
Man those things are expensive
Shrimp, not women
Not if you have a shrimp dick
@Brokenman I mean, they tended to die pretty often and early.
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