Anyone have any experiance buying bulkier items from ali?

Want to get a taiyaki pan so I'm guessing a foot by a foot?

Eh, prices I'm seeing seem to include shipping, so it would be cheaper buying from a US seller on Ebay, do the sellers negotiate?

Makes sense, thanks

You sure you arent being scammed?

I'd just get a basic bitch nokia knockoff for emergencies, if you need that much battery you have a problem.

>package came inr

>dont remeber ordering anything

Wrapped really nicely

Well played, drunk me.

I got drunk and convinced myself it was a good idea, I guess. May as well review it.

First off it stinks of cheap latex gloves

And there are mold defects out of packaging, first seeing it I dropped it thinking someone used it and returned it covered in.... thier stuff

Not ruling it out.

Vibration intensity is really mediocore, pretty much dollar store massager levels but I dont know how high it can feasibly go because I dont have sex toys.

Looking back I paid about 8 dollars for it like 3 months ago from aliexpress.

So if you're looking for a sextoy or an actual massager dont bother with this one. Note: I'm on Canadian 120V so maybe it might be diffrent for euros

Massage wand. Probably going to tear it apart and use it for a vibratory polisher

Not entirely sure how your'e supposed to use this as a guy

Besides an actual massager, in which case I need it in camo so its not gay.

@BIRDzone may as well in case anyone else is in the market

Thanks.

Alright, took it apart and its dead simple, baisic circuit with actual surge protection so thabks for meeting minimum standards for health and safty, I guess. Meh solder job but it doesn't vibrate too fast or hard anyway, correction on the mould defect, it is actually latex or silicon paint, not sure why I thought they would bother with an actual overmolding setup. Wires are half assedly hot glued to a couple points for I guess vibration mitigation but I cant imagine it helping much.

Vibration is by an unbalanced weight at a motor, you could feasibly add weight to increase vibration but like I said the wiring is safe but not solid.

Also the soft head thingy is hot glued on, I have no idea how you are expected to clean it if you use it for its intended purpose because liquid and goo will eventually wander under the skin and crust up

Im going to wash my hands now.

Update on the vibrator, actually really helpful around the kitchen, need liquids or dressings mixed? Hold the vibe to the side of a thin walled container, sifting is the same but you need to put something on the top of it to stop stuff from flying out.

Does alchohol count? Alcohol is pretty fun

I suppose just sitting and drinking is boring but its pretty fun to be mildly buzzed. Anything above that is just a waste of time.

I still dont know how this works on benises so why not. Also left it near a stove and got a full refund after claiming it came out of the box that way.

>took a solid minute to figure out you were talking about the pins you wear on your clothes and more to figure out you meant mail from china and not armour

I thought the same thing, pins made from enamel would be way too brittle for use as a pin unless he meant ceramic and chinese mail shirts are almost never rivited

I hope you werent wearing pants as is tradition

Kek, my brother has a video call setup in a closet, I tell him its super weird because it looks like he is broadcasting from a cell but he says it looks more professional

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That sounds like something my brother would say

Post modern feels like an excuse to give up on trying.

WHITE DRAGON

man, I want to rewatch yugiyo but itll probably be terrible

happiness in moe shit is not happiness

There is literally nothing wrong with liking moeshit

Why are fries cited as the most important burger accompaniment when its the pickles that carry the whole thing?

Its all pointless without pickles

>biggest

sure thats what theyll report

Are they doing the pussy hat thing and reporting every person in the US reeing when its only a couple retards in major liberal cities that already ban guns?

Yeah, that sounds like aggregate retardation

I mean, its not like news companies will ever report on mental health aspect because thier pharma sponsers will pull ads

>side effects include homicidal and suicidal urges

>please see your doctor if you notice yourself getting crazier

>up to

Sounds legit.

Ali has courses now?

Hiw much for a medical degree?

Being accredited in Chinese would make you pretty valuable.

Maybe he shaves and brushes his teeth in the shower? I think its safe to have your skin make contact unless in a really bad part.

I have a small mirror in there I shave with, its nice to do everything you need in the shower, rusts your razors something terrible if you leave it in

it doesnt work that way. Are you 12?

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@Deleted User almost entirely meat and fiah if I recall correctly. Nothing much grows there.

Permafrost disallows tubers, they usually eat meat in varying degrees of fermentation or raw.

Ever read Dogscape? I imagine thats what life is like in the deep north.

>tfw got kicked out of two servers for shitposting about vegans and shootings

Spot the vegan mods

I think she drove all night to get to youtube hq

I thought ut was a bout a blue alien rockband?

Is it weird to think about fucking guys when you are straight? Like you think, 'Man, that guy probably has a nice looking dick'

congratulations

i have no idea what these are

attach it to a box and have it tick down

hot glue

either semen or actual glue

You should keep trying and see when or if it stops

is it really stealing if it it doesn't inconvenience others and people had no right to the things anyway?

I mean its not cool to drink and drive but at least there's some semblance of discretion left after decades of communist indoctrination.

>expecting anything good from anine

>helping dad out with his business

>might have to stay in new york forever because he is planning on buying a house here

fuck this place so much, nyc is a fucking cancer and he can't do everything himself anymore

>leave dad with mortgage and half of a business

He makes enough to pay rent and everything but not much else if he has to pay someone else.

I hate it, I hate the shitty people, I hate the craped streets, I hate the fine layer of black soot that gets everywhere, I hate everything being overpriced

I supposed I exaggerated forever but five to ten years is going to eat at me.

Jews went to Florida, everyone else is stuck there

25 min to 2 hours

Traffic is hell, would prefer consistant 1.5 hours to rolling the dice

They're like 400 bucks down in chinatown

Tho pretty much everything is probably not street legal or remotely safe

>tfw most of my relatives drop off at 65ish

New suicide netting on the George Washington bridge, didn't bother covering the more easily accessible areas

Just the visable ones

I mean, theres probably a reason.

My first job was in chinatown and there was a crate of dried squid jerky I packaged by hand into little baggies. That shit definitely wasnt FDA approved

You guys talk a lot about homo stuff here.

Do some people keep thier mouths agape because of habit or facial deformation?

Oh man, if semen tasted like condensed milk I would be so gay