why are we shaming john

poor murderous lad

what the fuck

Fuck

I should be sleeping

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Sleeping

I should be fucking

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litearlly

teh only good communist game

is tetris

and they FUUUUUUUUUCKEd over the creator of tetris

I still play it on my GBC

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I thought you could do both with an adapter?

man, standing outside listening to the crickets with a loaded shotgun is so calming, like meditation.

Anuway, dont think the fucker is coming around tonight. Maybe I'll get a live trap.

What did it ever do to you?

It made me spend 10 min picking up trash

That's a terminable offense?

It isn't?

Yes

But it did make me mad and also more at peace than I've been in a while so maybe I will commute its sentence

I wouldn't shoot off my shotgun in city limits over a toppled trash can

People are still popping off fireworks so I could probably get away with it.

"Probably"isn't worth the risk

Play the long con, John

Feed it, and lure it closer and closer to your home

Then just smash it with a hammer

Can't you just say you killed a racoon?
Unless you meet a tree hugger, no one here will mind the means of killing a marten

Lure it into a giant Tupperware filled with baking soda

Then poor vinegar in and close the lid

Eh, I'm not even that mad anymore, if the cheeky cunt came around again I would have blasted it but I am calm right now. Don't think I've been in my backyard except to mow it in years.

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Poor John.

Matthew, was means of killing used correctly there?

Huh?

Means