Message from @Matthew

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2018-05-30 03:21:30 UTC  

I still play it on my GBC

2018-05-30 03:21:35 UTC  

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2018-05-30 03:30:25 UTC  

I thought you could do both with an adapter?

2018-05-30 03:47:15 UTC  

man, standing outside listening to the crickets with a loaded shotgun is so calming, like meditation.

2018-05-30 03:49:13 UTC  

Anuway, dont think the fucker is coming around tonight. Maybe I'll get a live trap.

2018-05-30 03:49:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/451230595197042688/t600x362.jpg

2018-05-30 03:49:55 UTC  

What did it ever do to you?

2018-05-30 03:50:10 UTC  

It made me spend 10 min picking up trash

2018-05-30 03:52:46 UTC  

That's a terminable offense?

2018-05-30 03:52:58 UTC  

It isn't?

2018-05-30 03:52:59 UTC  

Yes

2018-05-30 03:53:50 UTC  

But it did make me mad and also more at peace than I've been in a while so maybe I will commute its sentence

2018-05-30 03:54:15 UTC  

I wouldn't shoot off my shotgun in city limits over a toppled trash can

2018-05-30 03:55:08 UTC  

People are still popping off fireworks so I could probably get away with it.

2018-05-30 03:57:37 UTC  

"Probably"isn't worth the risk

2018-05-30 03:57:48 UTC  

Play the long con, John

2018-05-30 03:58:01 UTC  

Feed it, and lure it closer and closer to your home

2018-05-30 03:58:10 UTC  

Then just smash it with a hammer

2018-05-30 03:58:16 UTC  

Can't you just say you killed a racoon?
Unless you meet a tree hugger, no one here will mind the means of killing a marten

2018-05-30 03:59:26 UTC  

Lure it into a giant Tupperware filled with baking soda

2018-05-30 03:59:37 UTC  

Then poor vinegar in and close the lid

2018-05-30 04:00:47 UTC  

Eh, I'm not even that mad anymore, if the cheeky cunt came around again I would have blasted it but I am calm right now. Don't think I've been in my backyard except to mow it in years.

2018-05-30 04:01:19 UTC  

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2018-05-30 04:01:48 UTC  

Poor John.

2018-05-30 04:02:47 UTC  

Matthew, was means of killing used correctly there?

2018-05-30 04:03:31 UTC  

Huh?

2018-05-30 04:03:43 UTC  

Means

2018-05-30 04:04:00 UTC  

What do you mean?

2018-05-30 04:04:13 UTC  

I thought of it like means of production

2018-05-30 04:04:48 UTC  

But I'm not sure if something like way would have been more appropriate

2018-05-30 04:05:12 UTC  

Or methods

2018-05-30 04:05:13 UTC  

What on earth are you actually talking about

2018-05-30 04:05:37 UTC  

```
Can't you just say you killed a racoon?
Unless you meet a tree hugger, no one here will mind the means of killing a marten
```

2018-05-30 04:05:46 UTC  

This second sentence

2018-05-30 04:05:51 UTC  

I think hes talking about the ethics of killing via gas or shot.

2018-05-30 04:06:54 UTC  

As long as it's quick and painless,the means doesn't matter.

2018-05-30 04:07:17 UTC  

Carbon dioxide poisoning is one of the most painful ways to go.

2018-05-30 04:07:25 UTC  

No, I meant grammar and use of words :/

2018-05-30 04:07:49 UTC  

Idc how you wreck that thing

2018-05-30 04:08:12 UTC  

Instead of "means", use the word "method"

2018-05-30 04:08:23 UTC  

That'd be easier to understand