Message from @Pawp
Discord ID: 451222956589187086
I'm going to name the racoon new Matthew. I will ritually fill it with birdshot in honor of him.
Hey I know that guy
My mothers ex used to play his songs a lot
I wonder why they split <:alismirk:230784726615588865>
He was bi so meh
John doesn't like Azis
for no good reason!
Shame on you john
😡
why are we shaming john
poor murderous lad
what the fuck
Fuck
I should be sleeping
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Sleeping
I should be fucking
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litearlly
is tetris
and they FUUUUUUUUUCKEd over the creator of tetris
I still play it on my GBC
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I thought you could do both with an adapter?
man, standing outside listening to the crickets with a loaded shotgun is so calming, like meditation.
Anuway, dont think the fucker is coming around tonight. Maybe I'll get a live trap.
What did it ever do to you?
It made me spend 10 min picking up trash
That's a terminable offense?
It isn't?
Yes
But it did make me mad and also more at peace than I've been in a while so maybe I will commute its sentence
I wouldn't shoot off my shotgun in city limits over a toppled trash can
People are still popping off fireworks so I could probably get away with it.
"Probably"isn't worth the risk
Play the long con, John
Feed it, and lure it closer and closer to your home
Then just smash it with a hammer