Message from @johnfrum
Discord ID: 451230084049666049
for no good reason!
Shame on you john
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why are we shaming john
poor murderous lad
what the fuck
Fuck
I should be sleeping
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Sleeping
I should be fucking
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litearlly
teh only good communist game
is tetris
and they FUUUUUUUUUCKEd over the creator of tetris
I still play it on my GBC
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I thought you could do both with an adapter?
man, standing outside listening to the crickets with a loaded shotgun is so calming, like meditation.
Anuway, dont think the fucker is coming around tonight. Maybe I'll get a live trap.
What did it ever do to you?
It made me spend 10 min picking up trash
That's a terminable offense?
It isn't?
Yes
But it did make me mad and also more at peace than I've been in a while so maybe I will commute its sentence
I wouldn't shoot off my shotgun in city limits over a toppled trash can
People are still popping off fireworks so I could probably get away with it.
"Probably"isn't worth the risk
Play the long con, John
Feed it, and lure it closer and closer to your home
Then just smash it with a hammer
Can't you just say you killed a racoon?
Unless you meet a tree hugger, no one here will mind the means of killing a marten
Lure it into a giant Tupperware filled with baking soda
Then poor vinegar in and close the lid
Eh, I'm not even that mad anymore, if the cheeky cunt came around again I would have blasted it but I am calm right now. Don't think I've been in my backyard except to mow it in years.
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Poor John.