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2018-07-12 02:50:23 UTC

seems pretty accurate to me

2018-07-12 02:50:36 UTC

how far is part 8 through so far?

2018-07-12 02:50:44 UTC

I never started reading it because I wanted to wait

2018-07-12 02:50:49 UTC

No idea, I binge read

2018-07-12 02:51:07 UTC

So got partway through and then stopped for a longass time

2018-07-12 10:26:47 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/466913305647251466/pgm4efk1sf911.png

2018-07-12 15:26:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/466988623313764353/2043_931706793579987_9036213526151151571_n.jpg

2018-07-12 16:16:32 UTC

Did anyone happen to save that pic that was on here a few days ago about Charlie Hebdo?

2018-07-12 16:24:33 UTC

You better of scrollingu pwards for it.

2018-07-12 16:50:15 UTC

I just scrolled right to the top of this channel and shit posting. I need to bleach my brain. (and no I didn't find it.)

2018-07-12 17:05:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467013583033729034/VS4J7LI.png

2018-07-12 18:01:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467027659004706816/jMHSSaMPOQjzAFUQZnQ6ceOHh311twdmnY266l22eTQ.png

2018-07-12 23:05:15 UTC

Oh no

2018-07-13 02:30:14 UTC

agreed

2018-07-13 19:33:55 UTC

check out this hot new meme I found. Anyone want to burn some American flags with me?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467413388629377024/soup_time.jpg

2018-07-13 21:02:29 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467435674866417674/SVT77qr.jpg

2018-07-13 21:16:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467439213210763265/Screenshot_20180713-141603.png

2018-07-13 21:16:41 UTC

Gem of a person

2018-07-13 21:33:18 UTC

FWD: FBI

2018-07-13 21:34:50 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467443815511490560/IMG_20180713_141131.jpg

2018-07-13 22:14:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467453687284105237/nololis.webm

2018-07-13 22:14:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467453830481575936/deletethis.jpg

2018-07-13 22:19:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467455021085097995/IMG_20180425_174845.jpg

2018-07-13 22:20:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467455339957190656/ohshit.gif

2018-07-13 22:22:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467455719445102613/1474515360781.jpg

2018-07-13 22:24:47 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467456385446313999/1470417698779.jpg

2018-07-13 22:27:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467457034674110474/crusaderschool.jpg

2018-07-13 22:33:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467458461328736256/1457864487641.png

2018-07-13 23:57:42 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467479771950088213/image-199.jpg

2018-07-14 00:33:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467488783672279051/21193f64175bb1c43f667e743965c16bb792699576d4a29815b266fde33fdbcb.png

2018-07-14 00:33:53 UTC

we ian posting now boys

2018-07-14 00:35:48 UTC

Oh hell yeah

2018-07-14 00:35:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467489385361833985/Z.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467489386775445504/long_forgotten_bolters.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467489386775445505/image-2.jpg

2018-07-14 00:36:27 UTC

i never knew this guy had memes

2018-07-14 00:36:47 UTC

I actually love you rn. i lost my ian memes a while back

2018-07-14 00:36:55 UTC

this guy *is* a meme

2018-07-14 00:37:10 UTC

He is firearms jesus

2018-07-14 00:37:36 UTC

like ik who he is but i just started seeing memes about him yesterday lol

2018-07-14 00:38:28 UTC

@Real Spicy have a rare one, treasure it and never mind the gay

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467490028038389770/Flash_Ian_get_rekt.png

2018-07-14 00:38:31 UTC

Welcome to the wonderful world of Ian-posting

2018-07-14 00:38:57 UTC

Wait i think ive got one of those

2018-07-14 00:39:12 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467490214059835422/1530885180344.png

2018-07-14 00:39:15 UTC

@Tohob he runs Forgotten Weapons and co-hosts InRangeTV

2018-07-14 00:39:43 UTC

Oh shit yours is way better

2018-07-14 00:40:12 UTC

But yeah, as you can see he even timed a trap shooting once

2018-07-14 00:41:47 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467490863833022494/image-37.jpg

2018-07-14 00:42:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467491106742075402/ohyes.jpg

2018-07-14 00:44:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467491425811169305/DhY8jloW4AQTcf0.jpg

2018-07-14 00:46:47 UTC

aaand that's it, all I've got left on my phone are out-of-context quotes from the FW/IRTV servers

2018-07-14 00:48:05 UTC

all i've got is a tiny collection of autistic shit

2018-07-14 00:48:17 UTC

for example:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467492500840513546/SPHERICAL.gif

2018-07-14 00:48:29 UTC

Actually, hold that, I've got another one of the 2B

2018-07-14 00:48:53 UTC

Wait, nvm.

2018-07-14 00:49:32 UTC

Hopping on my pc, i should have a bit more on there

2018-07-14 00:52:11 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467493481795944468/Screenshot_20180523-193507_Discord.jpg

2018-07-14 00:52:34 UTC

One of the two traps we have. This is the 2B

2018-07-14 00:52:47 UTC

The other one is... special

2018-07-14 00:53:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467493694245961768/Screenshot_20180508-212830_Discord.jpg

2018-07-14 00:53:55 UTC

And here's a quote from one of our, uh, top minds regarding the two

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467493917319888906/Screenshot_20180514-134255_Discord.jpg

2018-07-14 00:55:22 UTC

Basically, throw a buck a month at IRTV or FW. There's autism to be had.

2018-07-14 00:58:02 UTC

IRTV has overlapping interests anyways, Karl does digital rights and stuff

2018-07-14 00:58:49 UTC

https://pornhub.com/users/inrangetvshow/videos/public
SFW I SWEAR TO GOD one of the various archives

2018-07-14 00:59:09 UTC

Done shilling now. Back to memes.

2018-07-14 00:59:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467495432705277955/Forgotten_Class_Selector.jpg

2018-07-14 01:00:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467495534916009984/Absolutely_Forgotten.jpg

2018-07-14 01:00:34 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467495590591332363/Franklys_Internally.png

2018-07-14 02:23:09 UTC

He has a pornhub channel as well

2018-07-14 03:00:54 UTC

Yeah

2018-07-14 03:01:20 UTC

Cause youtube is probably demonetizing his vids left right and center

2018-07-14 03:04:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467526810200965141/High_Speed_Ian.jpg

2018-07-14 03:57:15 UTC

gun jesus

2018-07-14 03:57:26 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467540098842361871/Delet_this.gif

2018-07-14 04:00:03 UTC

or he delet u

2018-07-14 04:21:10 UTC

Damn I love that channel

2018-07-14 04:41:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467551259105165312/Forgotten_Conversations.jpg

2018-07-14 04:42:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467551405885095956/Sweep_The_Streets.jpg

2018-07-14 06:27:05 UTC

<#467577750325297162>

2018-07-14 12:07:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467663460113580053/RNFetchBlobTmp_1apafgta3yfhfsozhtimiv.jpg

2018-07-14 12:17:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467665834001694720/RNFetchBlobTmp_573lfgj8loehsvdiwh6z1l.jpg

2018-07-14 14:18:21 UTC

My response to this lack of freedom

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467696357441011713/DhY8jloW4AQTcf0.jpg

2018-07-14 16:53:29 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467735399863681034/awr58b6q3u911.png

2018-07-14 17:31:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467744927699435530/4aCU3Tr.png

2018-07-14 18:15:30 UTC

the easiest route is always a straight line

2018-07-14 19:25:23 UTC

That is not how you convert binary to decimal! lol

2018-07-14 20:14:07 UTC

The teacher is an idiot

2018-07-14 20:14:27 UTC

The teacher should have filled at least 1 number per line

2018-07-14 20:15:15 UTC

And.. also specify that you can't use 0's, but that's another story ๐Ÿ˜

2018-07-14 20:15:41 UTC

If she used 1's as fillers it wouldn't be much different

2018-07-14 21:34:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/467806230069641216/FB_IMG_15313194220616355.png

gun jesus

2018-07-15 13:41:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/468049437357375488/IMG_20180630_152542.png

2018-07-15 14:01:29 UTC

Look at that smug face.

2018-07-15 14:01:45 UTC

Looks shopped for some reason tho

2018-07-15 17:35:32 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/468108370751127553/FB_IMG_1531676115378.jpg

2018-07-15 19:29:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/468137050202177546/1530579765029.gif

2018-07-15 21:38:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/468169516531056650/xdR9Xvz.png

2018-07-16 01:18:55 UTC

Can't culturally appropriate someone else's culture if its a part of your own culture

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/468224982854402049/09-roll-safe.png

2018-07-16 13:06:23 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/468403024004644864/oh_shit.png

2018-07-16 13:20:11 UTC

lol

2018-07-16 14:46:59 UTC

Is he related to piccolo?

oh my god

good parody account

2018-07-16 18:05:16 UTC

omg

2018-07-16 18:05:26 UTC

is that the legendary super florida man?

2018-07-16 18:44:37 UTC

I am curious how did it came to the biting the thing off part?

2018-07-16 18:44:50 UTC

But then again I also don't want to know

2018-07-16 18:51:28 UTC

But at the same time you must.

2018-07-16 19:09:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/468494284145033216/image.jpg

2018-07-16 19:22:13 UTC

<:thinkderp:462286074962640897>

2018-07-16 19:34:58 UTC

Dishwater, because I can make some music!

2018-07-16 20:15:41 UTC

I am really bad at pausing videos

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/468511061486731264/Screenshot_2018-07-16-22-12-46.png

2018-07-16 20:24:42 UTC

Correction: You are really good at pausing videos

2018-07-16 22:11:59 UTC

TBH at any given time I pause Tim's video

2018-07-16 22:12:03 UTC

he makes a face like that

2018-07-16 22:12:07 UTC

*all* his videos

2018-07-16 22:38:18 UTC

Classic Tim...having a face

2018-07-16 22:40:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/468547625709207563/unknown.png

2018-07-16 22:41:54 UTC

lol

2018-07-17 00:12:36 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/468570681576128521/image.png

2018-07-17 00:12:39 UTC

I am growing stronger

2018-07-17 00:15:49 UTC

They just made blimps great again

2018-07-17 00:15:51 UTC

gg

2018-07-17 00:34:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/468576097190150144/image.jpg

2018-07-17 00:35:47 UTC

N E V E R

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/468576516574412810/REEEEEEEEEEE.gif

2018-07-17 00:55:36 UTC

<:commie:463087263153258506>

2018-07-17 01:00:17 UTC

๐Ÿ‡ญ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡ท

2018-07-17 01:00:44 UTC

๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿ‡ฉ

2018-07-17 01:01:28 UTC

๐Ÿ…ฟ ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡ณ โ„น ๐Ÿ‡ธ

2018-07-17 01:02:04 UTC

๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ ๐Ÿ‡จ ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ช

2018-07-17 01:02:51 UTC

i'm keeping my message right where it is. hammer and penis-sickle

2018-07-17 01:03:07 UTC

Fine with me. lol

2018-07-17 01:03:33 UTC

So based.

2018-07-17 01:11:00 UTC

Google gives some lulzy results on it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/468585379373645824/Hammer_and_penisickle.PNG

2018-07-17 09:11:12 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/468706225119428608/napoleon_bonathicc.png

2018-07-17 14:51:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/468791906554347521/image.jpg

2018-07-17 15:07:42 UTC

I see his tooth definitely got a smashing rating there

2018-07-17 15:51:17 UTC

Is that... THe downie face?

2018-07-17 15:57:16 UTC

mai is like 14

2018-07-17 15:57:20 UTC

sick fuck

2018-07-17 15:58:09 UTC

Megumin is 14 and Kanna looks like she is 8, dosent stop people from lewding them

2018-07-17 15:58:15 UTC

Fools errand I say

2018-07-17 15:59:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/468808917678292992/IMG_20180716_095117.jpg

2018-07-17 16:00:24 UTC

Ah traps, where have we evolved to

2018-07-17 16:35:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/468818132748861459/MU0kHFh.png

2018-07-17 16:37:57 UTC

donkey had the fuck a dragon thing down before it was a fad

2018-07-17 18:36:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/468848394119544833/VICTORY_SHITPOST_-_Imgur.png

2018-07-17 18:48:50 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/468851591303266304/image.png

2018-07-17 18:48:57 UTC

Sargon posted this an hour ago

2018-07-17 18:49:02 UTC

Smash those angry reacts

2018-07-17 18:50:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/468852100286382089/greetings-imperial-citizens-whatis-going-onin-this-thread-by-the-emperor-30787814.jpg

2018-07-17 20:18:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/468874117005705216/02_car.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/468874117513478144/DitF_car.jpg

2018-07-17 23:53:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/468928170230284363/1530579765029.gif

2018-07-17 23:56:31 UTC

when jeb goes in public XD

2018-07-18 00:01:20 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/468930235421818880/Screen_Shot_2017-08-17_at_3.57.59_PM.jpg

2018-07-18 00:02:41 UTC

XD fucking jeb memes

2018-07-18 00:08:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/468932042197827593/1531604261153.png

2018-07-18 00:37:06 UTC
2018-07-18 00:37:14 UTC

Got a link to the tweet or full image?

2018-07-18 00:44:28 UTC

of what Sargon posted?

2018-07-18 00:44:36 UTC

yeah I can get it

2018-07-18 00:48:21 UTC

Danke.

2018-07-18 00:48:54 UTC

Also, I believe some of those articles were taken down when Milo was getting the pedo slander aimed at him.

2018-07-18 00:49:19 UTC

They're likely archived though.

2018-07-18 01:02:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/468945656078139417/image.jpg

2018-07-18 01:29:12 UTC

Every time I see a Jeb meme, I pronounce his name as "Yeb".

2018-07-18 03:11:50 UTC

I took this from a "sexual awareness program" I had to take to get into uni

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/468978178308833292/0ca7cda7dbabb14c188459fad3c71130.png

2018-07-18 03:12:26 UTC

well, I guess it wasn't all about sexual awareness. There was a lot about drugs too, though they kind of go together

2018-07-18 03:15:02 UTC

YEEE SEX DRUGS N

2018-07-18 03:15:06 UTC

rock n roll

2018-07-18 03:15:12 UTC

the trifecta

2018-07-18 03:15:36 UTC

a good evening

2018-07-18 03:15:45 UTC

fookin right

2018-07-18 03:21:40 UTC

everyone on my uni had to do an online sexual assault course too

2018-07-18 03:21:51 UTC

its was unsupprisingly cheasy

2018-07-18 09:20:48 UTC

did you screen shot it?

2018-07-18 17:50:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/469199279022538761/image.jpg

2018-07-18 18:21:26 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/469207086308392980/DiU9Pc2W4AEnNyb.jpg_large.jpg

2018-07-18 21:26:07 UTC

You guys see the new memes 4chan is pushing towards the left its fucking spicy ๐ŸŒถ

2018-07-18 21:27:50 UTC

Ill post wen i gets holmes

2018-07-18 21:51:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/469259896148459520/4900421261948649365253Faccount_id253D1.png

2018-07-18 21:51:24 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/469259922992005151/3738427374086009594253Faccount_id253D1.png

2018-07-18 21:51:36 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/469259972262494279/2773441005856320718253Faccount_id253D1.png

2018-07-18 21:51:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/469259995016462346/6501447044353163284253Faccount_id253D1.png

2018-07-18 21:51:47 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/469260021285257236/8761550380720355136253Faccount_id253D1.png

2018-07-18 21:52:00 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/469260073475112971/3689959739024123814253Faccount_id253D1.png

2018-07-18 21:52:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/469260100595482635/1816558839789430089253Faccount_id253D1.png

2018-07-18 22:32:02 UTC

That is a good one

2018-07-18 23:18:59 UTC

4chan...What would we ever do without you?

2018-07-18 23:19:38 UTC

we'd still be in the dark ages

2018-07-18 23:19:43 UTC

Or worse.

2018-07-18 23:19:58 UTC

4chan totally caused us to come out of the dark ages if you ignore the way time works

2018-07-18 23:20:03 UTC

clever girl

2018-07-18 23:20:20 UTC

`i see that blend s`

2018-07-18 23:43:51 UTC

Are all those dem images real lol

2018-07-19 00:17:15 UTC

no it was /pol/ doing and some dems are taking the bait

2018-07-19 00:48:33 UTC

Damn

2018-07-19 00:48:42 UTC

Gotta spread the message faster

2018-07-19 01:41:40 UTC
2018-07-19 01:41:49 UTC

i hope they catch on ....

2018-07-19 01:58:17 UTC

Let me know what I gotta do

2018-07-19 03:30:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/469345141941993494/e2c83628-d0aa-4fcd-b09f-15ddb8f46a27.jpg

2018-07-19 03:36:47 UTC

XD

2018-07-19 04:47:49 UTC

Its a parody account. People know this right?

2018-07-19 04:50:17 UTC

Yeag

2018-07-19 04:50:19 UTC

Yeah

2018-07-19 04:50:32 UTC

But the fact that it's believable says something

2018-07-19 04:51:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/469365551982968843/image.jpg

2018-07-19 04:51:09 UTC

Whoops

2018-07-19 04:51:14 UTC

Didn't mean to send that

2018-07-19 04:51:29 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/469365643142234124/image.jpg

2018-07-19 04:51:34 UTC

Much better

2018-07-19 04:55:26 UTC

wut du u meat @disnay isnt real

2018-07-19 07:00:09 UTC

yea I know, I just like to play along with Godfrey whenever I see him whether on twitter or elsewhere heh

2018-07-19 07:00:42 UTC

i despise those people always under his tweet 'dude lmao it's parody'

2018-07-19 07:04:37 UTC

Pretty sure he got permabanned yesterday

2018-07-19 07:21:02 UTC

again ?

2018-07-19 07:21:17 UTC

what why ? who did he pissed off this time

2018-07-19 07:21:23 UTC

I wasn't much on twitter past few days

2018-07-19 08:03:26 UTC

Yeah, it ruins it when you point it out.

2018-07-19 08:03:33 UTC

Point it out somewhere else

2018-07-19 10:11:48 UTC

Godfrey is a jester, mocking the court and king relentlessly. The thing is, this court and king care not for how they look in the eyes of the people. They're so tyrannical they'll have their jester executed.

2018-07-19 11:49:20 UTC

As a 39 yeaw owd, white Chwistian women, I am vewy offended by this meme. Memes wike this go against the howy wowd of God, and they awe viwe sins to humanyity. Aww of these miwwennyiaws fowgot what it means to be pwoductive. Youw Genyewation is just fuww of depwessed teens who make these wow quawity ''humowous'' pictuwes. So disappointed.

2018-07-19 11:57:47 UTC

It was an ordinary Sunday and all the good people in the village were at church listening to the sermon. Suddenly, the door of the church burst open and a fat scowling man ran in screaming "I am an atheist! I hate God and I hate all of you because you're Christians!" he took out a gun and started shooting at people. The Christians dodged the bullets, and Pope Francis jumped out from behind a pew and tackled the atheist to the ground. He poured Holy Water on the atheist and the atheist burst into flames. Suddenly one of the stained glass windows shattered because a Muslim man flew in on a magic carpet, the Muslim was screaming "I hate Christians! Only Islam is true, Allahu Ackbar!" and he opened his jacket revealing a bomb. He flew his magic carpet at the children's choir and was about to press the detonate button when suddenly a Jesus statue came to life and tackled the Muslim and sacrificed itself as the Muslim man exploded his bomb, but hurt no one. Then a trap door opened in the floor and 2 men jumped out, a Buddhist and a Hindu.

2018-07-19 11:57:56 UTC

The Buddhist threw ninja stars at the Christians while the Hindu played his flute summoning cobras that slithered at the Christians and tried to bite them. The Pope backflipped towards the Buddhist and used a heavy Bible to knock him on the back of the head, rendering him unconscious, and then the Pope grabbed the Hindu by the feet and swung him in circles before launching him out of the building thru the hole in the stained glass window. The Pope said a prayer and all the cobras turned into staffs. Finally one of the wood panels on the church organ broke open and out crawled a Satanist and a Wiccan. The Wiccan took one of the organ pipes and used it to blow poison darts at people, and the Satanist took out a sword and ran at the pregnant women to try to give them abortions. One of the altar boys threw a lit candle at the Wiccan and the Wiccan's black robes caught fire and he burned to death. The Satanist pinned one pregnant woman to the ground and he raised his sword above his head, about to slice her open to give her an abortion, but as he brought the sword down it lodged in between the arms of a Menorah. The Satanist looked up in shock as he saw a Rabbi fighting him. The Rabbi wrapped his beard around the Satanist's neck and choked him until he was dead. The Rabbi tipped his yarmulke and then held hands with Pope Francis and they both walked out of the church. All the Christians burst into applause, and not a single one of them got hurt, because God is real and God answers the prayers of faithful Christians and Jews who believe in him and pray to him. I hope you too will learn through this story that God is real. Amen

2018-07-19 12:11:48 UTC

go away

2018-07-19 12:12:15 UTC

Lol

2018-07-19 12:12:23 UTC

Fite me

2018-07-19 13:56:47 UTC

This channel is for Dank Memes Only. This isn't shitposting

2018-07-19 14:08:00 UTC

What if

2018-07-19 14:08:11 UTC

I AM the meme

2018-07-19 14:29:55 UTC

top kek

2018-07-19 14:42:22 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/469514342820347934/1531608051504.gif

2018-07-19 15:30:45 UTC

that's so good

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