Message from @Matt-Kill723

Discord ID: 469365338811924491


2018-07-18 21:52:06 UTC  

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2018-07-18 22:32:02 UTC  

That is a good one

2018-07-18 23:18:59 UTC  

4chan...What would we ever do without you?

2018-07-18 23:19:38 UTC  

we'd still be in the dark ages

2018-07-18 23:19:43 UTC  

Or worse.

2018-07-18 23:19:58 UTC  

4chan totally caused us to come out of the dark ages if you ignore the way time works

2018-07-18 23:20:03 UTC  

clever girl

2018-07-18 23:20:20 UTC  

`i see that blend s`

2018-07-18 23:43:51 UTC  

Are all those dem images real lol

2018-07-19 00:17:15 UTC  

no it was /pol/ doing and some dems are taking the bait

2018-07-19 00:48:33 UTC  

Damn

2018-07-19 00:48:42 UTC  

Gotta spread the message faster

2018-07-19 01:41:40 UTC  
2018-07-19 01:41:49 UTC  

i hope they catch on ....

2018-07-19 01:58:17 UTC  

Let me know what I gotta do

2018-07-19 03:30:01 UTC  

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2018-07-19 03:36:47 UTC  

XD

2018-07-19 04:47:49 UTC  

Its a parody account. People know this right?

2018-07-19 04:50:17 UTC  

Yeag

2018-07-19 04:50:19 UTC  

Yeah

2018-07-19 04:50:32 UTC  

But the fact that it's believable says something

2018-07-19 04:51:08 UTC  

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2018-07-19 04:51:09 UTC  

Whoops

2018-07-19 04:51:14 UTC  

Didn't mean to send that

2018-07-19 04:51:29 UTC  

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2018-07-19 04:51:34 UTC  

Much better

2018-07-19 04:55:26 UTC  

wut du u meat @disnay isnt real

2018-07-19 07:00:09 UTC  

yea I know, I just like to play along with Godfrey whenever I see him whether on twitter or elsewhere heh

2018-07-19 07:00:42 UTC  

i despise those people always under his tweet 'dude lmao it's parody'

2018-07-19 07:04:37 UTC  

Pretty sure he got permabanned yesterday

2018-07-19 07:21:02 UTC  

again ?

2018-07-19 07:21:17 UTC  

what why ? who did he pissed off this time

2018-07-19 07:21:23 UTC  

I wasn't much on twitter past few days

2018-07-19 08:03:26 UTC  

Yeah, it ruins it when you point it out.

2018-07-19 08:03:33 UTC  

Point it out somewhere else

2018-07-19 10:11:48 UTC  

Godfrey is a jester, mocking the court and king relentlessly. The thing is, this court and king care not for how they look in the eyes of the people. They're so tyrannical they'll have their jester executed.

2018-07-19 11:49:20 UTC  

As a 39 yeaw owd, white Chwistian women, I am vewy offended by this meme. Memes wike this go against the howy wowd of God, and they awe viwe sins to humanyity. Aww of these miwwennyiaws fowgot what it means to be pwoductive. Youw Genyewation is just fuww of depwessed teens who make these wow quawity ''humowous'' pictuwes. So disappointed.

2018-07-19 11:57:47 UTC  

It was an ordinary Sunday and all the good people in the village were at church listening to the sermon. Suddenly, the door of the church burst open and a fat scowling man ran in screaming "I am an atheist! I hate God and I hate all of you because you're Christians!" he took out a gun and started shooting at people. The Christians dodged the bullets, and Pope Francis jumped out from behind a pew and tackled the atheist to the ground. He poured Holy Water on the atheist and the atheist burst into flames. Suddenly one of the stained glass windows shattered because a Muslim man flew in on a magic carpet, the Muslim was screaming "I hate Christians! Only Islam is true, Allahu Ackbar!" and he opened his jacket revealing a bomb. He flew his magic carpet at the children's choir and was about to press the detonate button when suddenly a Jesus statue came to life and tackled the Muslim and sacrificed itself as the Muslim man exploded his bomb, but hurt no one. Then a trap door opened in the floor and 2 men jumped out, a Buddhist and a Hindu.

2018-07-19 11:57:56 UTC  

The Buddhist threw ninja stars at the Christians while the Hindu played his flute summoning cobras that slithered at the Christians and tried to bite them. The Pope backflipped towards the Buddhist and used a heavy Bible to knock him on the back of the head, rendering him unconscious, and then the Pope grabbed the Hindu by the feet and swung him in circles before launching him out of the building thru the hole in the stained glass window. The Pope said a prayer and all the cobras turned into staffs. Finally one of the wood panels on the church organ broke open and out crawled a Satanist and a Wiccan. The Wiccan took one of the organ pipes and used it to blow poison darts at people, and the Satanist took out a sword and ran at the pregnant women to try to give them abortions. One of the altar boys threw a lit candle at the Wiccan and the Wiccan's black robes caught fire and he burned to death. The Satanist pinned one pregnant woman to the ground and he raised his sword above his head, about to slice her open to give her an abortion, but as he brought the sword down it lodged in between the arms of a Menorah. The Satanist looked up in shock as he saw a Rabbi fighting him. The Rabbi wrapped his beard around the Satanist's neck and choked him until he was dead. The Rabbi tipped his yarmulke and then held hands with Pope Francis and they both walked out of the church. All the Christians burst into applause, and not a single one of them got hurt, because God is real and God answers the prayers of faithful Christians and Jews who believe in him and pray to him. I hope you too will learn through this story that God is real. Amen