The Buddhist threw ninja stars at the Christians while the Hindu played his flute summoning cobras that slithered at the Christians and tried to bite them. The Pope backflipped towards the Buddhist and used a heavy Bible to knock him on the back of the head, rendering him unconscious, and then the Pope grabbed the Hindu by the feet and swung him in circles before launching him out of the building thru the hole in the stained glass window. The Pope said a prayer and all the cobras turned into staffs. Finally one of the wood panels on the church organ broke open and out crawled a Satanist and a Wiccan. The Wiccan took one of the organ pipes and used it to blow poison darts at people, and the Satanist took out a sword and ran at the pregnant women to try to give them abortions. One of the altar boys threw a lit candle at the Wiccan and the Wiccan's black robes caught fire and he burned to death. The Satanist pinned one pregnant woman to the ground and he raised his sword above his head, about to slice her open to give her an abortion, but as he brought the sword down it lodged in between the arms of a Menorah. The Satanist looked up in shock as he saw a Rabbi fighting him. The Rabbi wrapped his beard around the Satanist's neck and choked him until he was dead. The Rabbi tipped his yarmulke and then held hands with Pope Francis and they both walked out of the church. All the Christians burst into applause, and not a single one of them got hurt, because God is real and God answers the prayers of faithful Christians and Jews who believe in him and pray to him. I hope you too will learn through this story that God is real. Amen
