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2018-07-29 17:08:59 UTC

any link to the interview they are talking about in the article?

2018-07-29 18:09:12 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/473190271291621377/PI6hrJQ.png

2018-07-29 18:09:33 UTC

Incase you havent already made 583 sock accounts to sign this

2018-07-29 18:09:55 UTC

We need this skeleton soup

2018-07-29 18:10:04 UTC

This tomb tonic

2018-07-29 18:16:13 UTC

That sarcophagus syrup.

2018-07-29 18:16:32 UTC

Didn't they determine that was raw sewage in the end?

2018-07-29 18:42:27 UTC

Necromantic Tonic

2018-07-29 18:42:40 UTC

Mummy Medley

2018-07-29 18:43:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/473198803772768277/image.png

2018-07-29 18:43:36 UTC

I'm surprised that "sex with women" isn't considered sexist yet

2018-07-29 18:47:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/473199850213736469/unknown.png

2018-07-29 18:48:37 UTC

isn't sex with women inherently sexist? i mean... it's literally sex...

2018-07-29 18:48:46 UTC

He's right.

2018-07-29 18:48:53 UTC

It's literally fucked.

2018-07-29 20:04:38 UTC

Spicey

2018-07-29 20:24:42 UTC

another idiot racist, how surprising

2018-07-29 20:27:45 UTC

oh it's the black dude that the retarded dogo woofed at ?

2018-07-29 20:29:54 UTC

i don't remember who the racist dog woofed at...

2018-07-29 20:35:18 UTC

Did anyone go through and look for black retweets though?

2018-07-29 20:39:45 UTC

click the twitter link: someone posts a screencap of a black dude retweeting and he responds with "so where is the black person?"

2018-07-29 20:42:42 UTC

lol @ stupiditywatchcat being blocked by the racist dog ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-07-29 22:26:29 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/473255019676696587/1c48e22.jpg

2018-07-29 23:13:47 UTC

How do you guys feel about SCARY GRID MONSTERS

2018-07-29 23:13:49 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/473266931982532620/unknown.png

2018-07-29 23:16:34 UTC

Looks like its got an itch it cant reach in the 3rd version

2018-07-29 23:19:35 UTC

I like it. Looks like you put some thought into how a big ol' ground snake would have adapted with its head armor and spikes to help it dig through the ground, and no eyes to get dirt in+no light underground

2018-07-29 23:26:20 UTC

Hey have you guys seen Denko? (ยดใƒปฯ‰ใƒป`)

2018-07-29 23:29:36 UTC

@Schedrevka Well well. o: It's the reception to details like that which makes attempting them worth it.

2018-07-30 02:15:38 UTC

"For the love of God, dude, just say what the fuck happened." For real. That has to be the wordiest sentence ever written. ๐Ÿคฆ

2018-07-30 03:28:51 UTC

@Scribblehatch looks like an Everblight Dragonspawn

2018-07-30 05:00:40 UTC

Jaysus.

2018-07-30 09:04:08 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฎ

2018-07-30 09:15:24 UTC

```So this is why you need permission from your parents before going online๏ปฟ```
5326 upvotes.

2018-07-30 09:15:30 UTC

It's the perfect comment.

2018-07-30 14:23:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/473495805899177995/WindowsExplorer.webm

2018-07-30 14:44:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/473501137979441153/Mail_lies.png

2018-07-30 14:50:55 UTC

Id shoot myself but it will take me years to find a gun

2018-07-30 15:05:52 UTC

Wew

2018-07-30 15:20:38 UTC

XD wait what..... how did that pass lol they jsut straight up indocctrinatin bitches cuz they know womens cant do maths

2018-07-30 15:22:22 UTC

its NuMath

2018-07-30 15:22:27 UTC

34 > 44

2018-07-30 15:32:27 UTC

The miniTruth proclaimed that wamen's hours are now longer than men's hours.

2018-07-30 15:33:39 UTC

For every men's hour, womens live 0.7 hours, and that is longer

2018-07-30 15:35:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/473513922985459722/unknown.png

2018-07-30 16:34:34 UTC

holy shit i need that cat

2018-07-30 16:42:59 UTC

whover named that cat needs a medal XD

2018-07-30 16:49:17 UTC

Should have added a z after the t

2018-07-30 17:05:07 UTC

Kitzler

2018-07-30 17:07:08 UTC

Wake up donnie

2018-07-30 17:28:52 UTC

I want a kitler

2018-07-30 19:26:22 UTC

XD one has signed

2018-07-30 19:26:56 UTC

lol fucking FCC tried to fuck the music industry too thank god poppa franku was there

2018-07-30 19:27:15 UTC

and i mean the OG pappa franku, FRANK ZAPPA

2018-07-30 20:43:57 UTC

fucking flordia man strikes again

2018-07-30 20:45:19 UTC

I love how they tagged him in the tweet

2018-07-30 20:48:22 UTC

unfortunately that one's fake :c i looked it up and it's a parody twitter account

2018-07-30 21:08:48 UTC

Twitter should really create some sort of system for letting you know that people are who they say they are. Too bad we instead just have a mark that lets you know who that agree with.

2018-07-30 23:46:57 UTC

Florida Man is the hero we deserve, AND need right now.

2018-07-31 00:15:02 UTC

There is no way they would actually post that, right? The 34 > 44 hrs

2018-07-31 00:18:59 UTC

Idk isnt it a stereotype that womens cant be good at math if they arent asian?

2018-07-31 00:23:57 UTC

Not even math. Knowing which number is big is something else, like general knowledge.

I hope it is a fake new, as in those sites that post fake stuff. Problem is, nowadays it is really hard to tell thanks to actual news being really retarded

2018-07-31 00:31:45 UTC

Fucking right about that

2018-07-31 00:32:45 UTC

It's sad

2018-07-31 00:36:30 UTC

Yeah lol an onion article these days tends to be close to the truth

2018-07-31 01:42:52 UTC

Look guys, a bunch of guys:

2018-07-31 01:42:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/473666834718261278/unknown.png

2018-07-31 01:43:01 UTC

Symmetry is fun.

2018-07-31 01:44:41 UTC

Wait thats not a guy on the left

2018-07-31 01:44:59 UTC

Or is it a trap? :D

2018-07-31 01:45:57 UTC

Oh. No, not this time.

2018-07-31 01:46:11 UTC

But it's as the song goes. I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude. Cuz we're all dudes yeah

2018-07-31 01:46:25 UTC

XD lol dude i feel ya
Good job tho

2018-07-31 02:17:10 UTC

That dude looks like a lady!! *In Steven Tylers Voice*

2018-07-31 05:32:50 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/473724703157256193/unknown.png

2018-07-31 06:02:54 UTC

Dat thigh gap is enough to cause a major agression

2018-07-31 09:07:31 UTC

"to be controversial =/= be intolerant"

2018-07-31 09:07:35 UTC

wow

2018-07-31 09:07:42 UTC

Some discord servers are PC af

2018-07-31 09:20:00 UTC

A gay kid said "Fuck Islam", and was banned for "intolerance"

2018-07-31 09:20:10 UTC

What has the world come to

2018-07-31 09:26:40 UTC

Woah

2018-07-31 09:35:01 UTC

When I tell them what Islams gonna do that kid its gonna blow their minds

2018-07-31 10:30:26 UTC

Yo dawg just let them kill you.

2018-07-31 10:30:30 UTC

What's your *problem..*

2018-07-31 10:51:34 UTC

I don't want to be banned

2018-07-31 10:51:51 UTC

I feel like I already burn enough topics in that Discord

2018-07-31 10:52:06 UTC

The sooner reasonable people get banned, the better.

2018-07-31 10:52:12 UTC

It burns those places down faster.

2018-07-31 10:52:21 UTC

Now its on Climate Change and the added P on LGBT ๐Ÿ˜

2018-07-31 10:52:26 UTC

Turns them into a public mockery.

2018-07-31 10:52:35 UTC

And the public vaccinates itself.

2018-07-31 10:52:56 UTC

Its a language learning Discord. I don't want to get banned =p

2018-07-31 10:53:10 UTC

Oh.

2018-07-31 10:53:11 UTC

Lets see how long I last though

2018-07-31 10:53:19 UTC

Well that's unfortunate.

2018-07-31 10:53:21 UTC

Coz I don't usually selfcensor

2018-07-31 11:11:32 UTC

...

2018-07-31 11:11:46 UTC

The conversation went in support of pedophilia

2018-07-31 11:11:47 UTC

...

2018-07-31 11:11:52 UTC

I'm scared

2018-07-31 11:12:26 UTC

In what regard?

2018-07-31 11:12:33 UTC

Actually molesting children or..

2018-07-31 11:12:42 UTC

Something light, like not censoring shota and loli

2018-07-31 11:13:00 UTC

Pedophilia means way too many different things.

2018-07-31 11:15:16 UTC

I got called pedantic for this earlier, but it's like what the fuck. How can you not be when the charge is that serious.

2018-07-31 11:19:03 UTC

Kids having sex with adults of any age

2018-07-31 11:19:38 UTC

define to me "molesting"

2018-07-31 11:19:40 UTC

Btw

2018-07-31 11:19:49 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-07-31 11:24:55 UTC

That.

2018-07-31 11:25:02 UTC

That would be molestation.

2018-07-31 11:27:19 UTC

I find the use of that word very... baity

2018-07-31 11:32:30 UTC

Buh?

2018-07-31 11:32:54 UTC

Taking physical advantage of someone.

2018-07-31 11:32:59 UTC

That's what I call molesting.

2018-07-31 11:33:26 UTC

One party doesn't know the implications or gravity of what they're doing. They're being taken advantage of. Ergo, molestation.

2018-07-31 11:33:42 UTC

But then it is assumed that because of their age it is "always" "molesting". Which is also wrong

2018-07-31 11:33:50 UTC

What if they know?

2018-07-31 11:33:55 UTC

I think there are laws and good ideas.

2018-07-31 11:34:12 UTC

It's a GOOD IDEA to halve your age, and then add 7, to know the minimum amount of years you should go.

2018-07-31 11:34:21 UTC

And freeze at 18

2018-07-31 11:34:31 UTC

... Well.

2018-07-31 11:34:36 UTC

=p

2018-07-31 11:34:37 UTC

That's where it gets completely stupid.

2018-07-31 11:34:41 UTC

That's the law in my state.

2018-07-31 11:34:47 UTC

But EVERY STATE ADJACENT TO ME

2018-07-31 11:34:49 UTC

It's 16.

2018-07-31 11:34:55 UTC

Wait.. thats actually the law?

2018-07-31 11:34:56 UTC

Not even one year of difference. TWO YEARS.

2018-07-31 11:35:06 UTC

Yes. It's arbitrary everywhere.

2018-07-31 11:35:23 UTC

I always heard that as a saying

2018-07-31 11:35:26 UTC

No one agrees on this shit. And yet every area brings the hammer down like you spat in the face of GAWD

2018-07-31 11:35:35 UTC

Where do you live if you don't mind me asking?

2018-07-31 11:35:42 UTC

I need to search for that

2018-07-31 11:35:44 UTC

I do mind. s:

2018-07-31 11:36:00 UTC

Kk, np

2018-07-31 11:36:24 UTC

16 is acceptable imo

2018-07-31 11:36:40 UTC

I think it depends entirely on the person to go even younger.

2018-07-31 11:37:10 UTC

Nah.. kids should have their experiences with other kids

2018-07-31 11:37:13 UTC

But it gets rarer and rarer quite quickly, you not molesting a person in that scenario.

2018-07-31 11:37:24 UTC

"Molesting"

2018-07-31 11:37:35 UTC

Prepubescent you're down to a 0% success rate of not-molestation.

2018-07-31 11:37:36 UTC

I really don't get the use of that word

2018-07-31 11:37:46 UTC

I fucking explained it. ๐Ÿ˜จ

2018-07-31 11:37:56 UTC

Amnesiac motherfugga

2018-07-31 11:38:10 UTC

Age difference cannot equal to automatic "molesting"

2018-07-31 11:38:26 UTC

Molesting has to be against their will

2018-07-31 11:38:41 UTC

Or if manipulation was involved

2018-07-31 11:38:46 UTC

It should not be assumed

2018-07-31 11:39:09 UTC

That's why I defined it the way I did.

2018-07-31 11:39:39 UTC

Do they know the implication? The reality of what's happening here?

2018-07-31 11:40:41 UTC

Are you really saying that a kid that's 14, if they have sex with an adult. "Molestation" always happened?

2018-07-31 11:40:46 UTC

One way people word it, which annoys the shit out of me..

2018-07-31 11:40:52 UTC

"They're not CAPABLE of giving consent"

2018-07-31 11:41:01 UTC

... I can agree that it's wrong.

2018-07-31 11:41:12 UTC

And also say this is the dumbest way it could possibly be worded.

2018-07-31 11:41:20 UTC

Ofc they can give consent

2018-07-31 11:41:21 UTC

And yet THIS is the way everyone chooses to say it.

2018-07-31 11:41:39 UTC

It drives me crazy. Because they then think "What, you're DEFENDING THIS?!"

2018-07-31 11:42:00 UTC

I agree with you on most I think

2018-07-31 11:42:21 UTC

Oh.

2018-07-31 11:42:24 UTC

To me the rule is simple

2018-07-31 11:42:32 UTC

Those stupid pottymouth princess videos.

2018-07-31 11:42:42 UTC

Above 16. Ideally above 18 if there's a relevant age difference

2018-07-31 11:42:43 UTC

That's an excellent example of non-criminal child abuse.

2018-07-31 11:42:50 UTC

Getting those little girls to drop f-bombs repeatedly.

2018-07-31 11:42:58 UTC

They don't know what they're doing.

2018-07-31 11:43:05 UTC

They don't know what they're going to look back on in their lives.

2018-07-31 11:43:12 UTC

don't go too far tho

2018-07-31 11:43:15 UTC

"Wow they had me do this shit?"

2018-07-31 11:43:25 UTC

Manipulation like that happens to adults too

2018-07-31 11:43:31 UTC

"This is so tasteless."

2018-07-31 11:44:06 UTC

Coz my next question is..

2018-07-31 11:44:14 UTC

Back to the sex stuff. Anything I say also comes with "I don't think people should do one night stands."

2018-07-31 11:44:16 UTC

I really don't.

2018-07-31 11:44:18 UTC

If the age of consent is below 18

2018-07-31 11:44:34 UTC

I think with sex there should at least be the INTENT to be a couple.

2018-07-31 11:44:41 UTC

Why is ch1ld porn illegal if they aren't 18?

2018-07-31 11:44:57 UTC
2018-07-31 11:45:05 UTC

that's too right wing

2018-07-31 11:45:09 UTC

For todays society

2018-07-31 11:45:12 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-07-31 11:45:25 UTC

Sex is disposable nowadays

2018-07-31 11:45:34 UTC

that's what the left created

2018-07-31 11:45:43 UTC

Well, strangely enough, the opposite is true.

2018-07-31 11:45:55 UTC

Millennials have been getting the least sex of anyone in 60 years.

2018-07-31 11:46:01 UTC

And no one is acknowledging it.

2018-07-31 11:46:16 UTC

"But.. with tinder though.. How is that possible"

2018-07-31 11:46:23 UTC

Everyone's mind darts to the same place.

2018-07-31 11:46:28 UTC

Tinder works for barely anyone.

2018-07-31 11:46:36 UTC

Quantity yes. Number of partners increased exponentially though

2018-07-31 11:46:41 UTC

so you missed the point

2018-07-31 11:47:17 UTC

I dunno what you're saying with "quantity yes."

2018-07-31 11:47:19 UTC

It's a pareto distribution. 20% of the dudes get 80% of the girls on Tinder

2018-07-31 11:47:25 UTC

Girls don't even know your name before having sex with you

2018-07-31 11:47:27 UTC

Or something like that

2018-07-31 11:47:33 UTC

Accurate.

2018-07-31 11:47:49 UTC

I mean that you mentioned quantity

2018-07-31 11:48:01 UTC

>Millennials have been getting the least sex of anyone in 60 years.

2018-07-31 11:48:08 UTC

that's true in quantity

2018-07-31 11:48:13 UTC

Okay lemme put it this way.

2018-07-31 11:48:16 UTC

More virgins now than before.

2018-07-31 11:48:19 UTC

But millennials are having way more partners

2018-07-31 11:48:21 UTC

Clearer?

2018-07-31 11:48:52 UTC

Even so, the number of partners is still high on average

2018-07-31 11:49:01 UTC

Even with the increased number of virgins

2018-07-31 11:49:03 UTC

That's not--

2018-07-31 11:49:12 UTC

Okay but focus on the higher number of virgins.

2018-07-31 11:49:18 UTC

Sure

2018-07-31 11:49:24 UTC

That's what should be found extremely bizarre.

2018-07-31 11:49:40 UTC

Everyone assumes the exact opposite until they see the stats.

2018-07-31 11:50:00 UTC

Not really surprising

2018-07-31 11:50:08 UTC

I tell it to people all the time

2018-07-31 11:50:10 UTC

And they do not believe me.

2018-07-31 11:50:24 UTC

They then show ME stats, that I alert them as to how they're reading it wrong.

2018-07-31 11:50:33 UTC

When you destroy the motivation for relationships. Why have sex?

2018-07-31 11:50:38 UTC

๐Ÿ˜…

2018-07-31 11:50:42 UTC

That is one reason, yes.

2018-07-31 11:50:48 UTC

Its not an uncommon way of thinking

2018-07-31 11:50:50 UTC

But another is that online dating became too 'default'

2018-07-31 11:51:00 UTC

That too

2018-07-31 11:51:03 UTC

Going out and meeting people really isn't a thing now.

2018-07-31 11:51:05 UTC

Women are more demanding

2018-07-31 11:51:14 UTC

Meaning the top guys get more sex

2018-07-31 11:51:25 UTC

But the bottom doesnt

2018-07-31 11:51:31 UTC

Forget the 'plural' of sex

2018-07-31 11:51:46 UTC

Some people just want companionship and never, ever get it.

2018-07-31 11:52:01 UTC

For the same reason they don't get sex.

2018-07-31 11:52:10 UTC

Absolutely *No Way* to get a foot in the door.

2018-07-31 11:52:19 UTC

No advice for them. No venue. Nothing.

2018-07-31 11:52:27 UTC

They've been failed before the game started.

2018-07-31 11:52:41 UTC

I'm not sure I get where you are going. Though I agree with the statements

2018-07-31 11:53:14 UTC

With a game this rigged, it sure would be a bad time for the job market to be shit, right?

2018-07-31 11:53:20 UTC

there's no way to get a stable relationship if you never had none before. The odds are low

2018-07-31 11:53:45 UTC

It's funny how an economic crash will make women more picky, not less.

2018-07-31 11:53:50 UTC

Unless you meet someone in the same situation

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