I sexually Identify as Johny. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of eating lollipops with chiya and lying to papa about eating sugar. People say to me that a person being Johny is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but to that I say, "no papa". I'm having a plastic surgeon shrink me down to the size of a baby, severely elongate my arms and make my head the size of a fucking beach ball. From now on I want you guys to always follow my name with "doo doo doo doo doo doo doo and respect my right to If you can't accept me you're a Johnyphobe and need to check your papa privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

That’s my problem with GoT

Each episode is long as heck

I see an hour and I think “I can barely get the time to watch the office at night.”

Dont watch that show

meh,its good most seasons, so at this point and with only one more season to go, i cant wait to see how it finishes

Read the book instead !

Or listen to its audiobook version

lol

Far better then the show imo

They messed up the show on many levels

Especialy once they started to make things up

ya well, its still not too bad, still the best show on tv

even with its problems

I wouldent go that far as to call it the best lel

Are there any audiobooks that don’t sound stupid

ha

I wouldn’t mind like a narrator and some voice actors

Depends

There are audiobooks which are made to be like audio action movie

But i dislike those

david attenborough reads GoT

The best audio books are the ones done of public domain books by some guy with a 5 dollar mic and a strong Indian accent

ha

I like just plain 1 or 2 readers

There are some great readers imo

"let me google that for you"

Michael Krammer

For example

just read the damed book

I read too

But audiobooks are good when you want to do something while listening

For example i really enjoy shopping while listening to them

still not the same

its more akin to me watching the show

Idk

Probably depends how much you get used to things

One thing is for sure if you read instead of listen you improve your written grammar better

Which i need

😔

if you are just listenting to someone else read things to you, thats just the same as watching a show, just someone else giving you the story rather than reading the story and letting your mind absorb it first hand

im not putting down any of it

just calling it like i see it

Well in any case as i stated at the start

i can go back and wiki the parts of the story that the tv show left out lol

Got books >>> got show

Well its not just that

and i do, i do agree the books go way deeper

but it would be too much for tv in a lot of cases

The show went much more into sex for example

While the books didnt delve that deep there

ya but the books had some pretty risky stories as they were in the books

they had to swap some items of those stories around for tv

like dany being much younger in the books

im ok with that, from a tv stand point it made sense to me

most of the changes

the show sort of went a little sideways once they got further ahead in the story than the books have got

i do believe they needed the books as a template and map

i sort of wonder at this point if he is waiting for the show to end so he can get the last of the books released without the tv hubbub arround it

Well he was always slow

Even before the show

ya

And it really sucks when the author dies before he finishes it

he does his writing on what would be considered an old ass laptop

It happened with wot

just all the way around

And it sucked

he still says he has 2 more books left in the series right?

but almost finished with one of them

Thats an open question tbh

ya true he could just end it in one if he wanted to

He has two books left but loads of stories to finish

And tie up

just open the new book with. "well, they mostly died"

Lel

and just tie up some loose ends with the mostly

the end

He always foreshadows mayor deaths for like half a book

It always left me wondering why were ppl suprised

Since it was obvious it was gonna happen

the way i understand it he hasnt really even had the walkers be much of a thing right?

and dany is no where near westeros yet

Yep

Pretty much

the last season on the show really advanced all the slow plotting in a way that hadnt been done yet in the books

Yes

this season was really the most hollywood in terms of pacing

they just said out with the old tempo

and in with more fights

They also completely ignored distances

cant say i blame them for the almost last season

And timeskipped as they felt fit

ya that part got to me

but they pulled off some of the coolest fights yet

Probably

?

Since it had the doragons

john getting almost suffocated under the crashing army was pretty intense

😏

the fight scene with the giant getting surrounded was really good too

he should have had a tree to hit mofos with, but meh

the dragon melting the wall was pretty epic looking

the season was packed with jam

i love the pittbull memes

i know they are old but some of them are so good

heroic pittbull swims 5 miles to bite a child

pitshits trigger me

Moms copped me some timbs 🅱️

Deadass going to weld in my sneakers though because I'm not trying to burn them

new season of GOT is gonna suck mark my words

memba the walking dead the first few seasons was gud

now its shit

GOT will be shit cuz George RR Martin has written up to this point in the books

HBO is fucking it up alls it is now is typical hollywood predictable BS

I wouldn’t mind episodes that feature more smaller characters

The CW keeps taking my interest

Today, for the very first time..

I've learned of another person who HATES Sopranos.

It's so refreshing.

For some reason, a large chunk of the population is willing to give anything italian mob related a huge pass.

Goodfellas sucks too, and no one will admit it.

@Scribblehatch I saw the sopranos a year and a half ago ...

not impressed

it's just a dysfunctional family show just like Sons of Anarchy

married with children.

People think it's so deep for some reason.

Just like they think Goodfellas is well acted.

IT ISN'T

https://youtu.be/voDqfVthTpA?t=31s

I get so frustrated when a movie gets recommended by everyone

Only to realize it's only highly regarded because people are retards for italian mobster shit

"Oh no, I was suggested shit AGAIN."

"WHY DO THEY LIKE THIS SHIT"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0jfn61FTGQ&feature=youtu.be

... u wot

goodfellas was ok i wouldnt reccomend it

Casino is Goodfellas but even worse.

And Gangs of the New York is among the shittiest movies I've ever seen.

Id reccomend "Infernal Affairs" "Election and Election 2 " Chinese "Outrage, Outrage Beyond and Outrage .... I forgot the third one" Japanese

if you want a super good korean gangster movie ....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0leSGTSZ3n0

Do we have anyone living in europe? how will yall deal with the meme holocaust

It's not enacted yet.

So it's probably how us americans were dealing with the prospect of SOPA

Remember SOPA?

oh yeah

Fucking boomers.

was SOPA enacted?

Seriously, just die of old age already.

And no.

Sopa died.

woo

--This was ages ago. lol

we need term limits in congress

i get confuse because they keep renaming it everytime we bring it down

It was SOPA then PIPA then CISPA

SOPA was when I first learned I hated John McCain.

what'd he do with sopa?

Approved of it.

Like so many other people.

ah

🤔

"The man"

What?

He's not the mastermind.

Is he?

German MEP and the EU's copyright rapporteur. But 'one of the men behind' doesn't sound quite as scandalous

Who cares how scandalous it sounds. Goddamn.

I'm sick of losing battles by siding with LIARS

>:U

STOP LYING

STAWP

Sargon's latest EU vids covered that shit

these people cant vote no, and dont actually read the legislation- they have other people do that for them and advise

I have a question about PragerU and I hope I don’t dox myself about it. Is PragerU running ads about leftist people by state or is it towards a specific region?

I guess I care least to say I’m from the SW so there are ads that I get reflecting voting there

And so prageru Dennis prager has ads running that target against a specific politician

Is it just me or is it across other states?

I *think* they can tailor ads to *sometimes* do specific stuff but otherwise i think it does regional ads by default

Use a proxy/vpn, change your location and find out for yourself.

I’m hunting YouTube for ads, haven’t got one yet

Are all movies in one year going to be just horror flicks. Low budget shots that get some attention and fade out turning a huge profit but not really caring about anything else?

idk, i don't pay much attention

if i see something that looks interesting i watch it

I think I’d see all these horror movies if my friends invited me

Maybe I’m just jealous, but there’s really a lot.

i don't typically watch that genre.

Well I mean I don’t go to the movies anyway. I might see smallfeet because Danny devito is in it.

Anyway so I probably have to watch x amt of minutes before I get an as

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Just flipping through videos won’t help me

oh, tim seems to have changed his stance that "diversity absolutely is a strength. That's a fact" to "diversity can be a good thing". Well, I agree with that 100%

I find that more agreeable

I didn't enjoy something like Star Trek: The Next Generation because it was diverse, it just happened to BE diverse, and a good show, and the variety of actors was employed well as a stylistic choice

Just as it can be a good stylistic choice to only have Polish people depicted in the world of The Witcher

well all fiction has to draw on existing reality, how people view the world. So, doing things a particular way shapes how the story is viewed a particular way. Changing the view requies changing the story and whether that will make the story better ....or worse....is the question. It's a lot easier to fuck something good up though than to make something already good even better.

Well put

Well that's what people don't seem to realize, particularly in this casting changes. Oh it's not a signicant deal, it won't change anything, etc. Well....it does change things and because you can't see that you fail to adequate alter the story to accomodate those changes.

Well, then some of it is just people fucking with established characters.

I mean I like data in STTNG, but if they made DATA differently, I may not have.

rare image of a male on the internet

X

False advertising.

Looks like the latest mafia game

Hi all, how's it been?

tim made me think of a stupid idea if its not already around

just a website where people with unusual/tricky last names give correct pronunciation of said unusual last names and include their relative region for reference

be like the one type of website these days one would want verified accounts so people aren't just shitposting crap pronunciation

*nameshoats* exists but testing my own last name on it its shit

Breakfast at an airport at 4am 👌

Who eats breakfast at 4am

busy ppl

Someone who is hungry and has a flight at 5am

Not a communist

ew

<#398973785426100234> please

Hey folks

I got a minor funny thing for you.

So a writer of some comic got compared to Stan Lee

And this is her reaction

"I've never been more insulted in my life."

Here the tweet

https://twitter.com/RussellLeCroy/status/1041260345195683840

Yah, such a big and bad insult.

I'd, too, be insulted if I was compared to a legend who spend his life to bring us entertaining stories about amazing, fantastic and incredible stories.

*ahem* not

Not to say "spectacular"

Sargon is stylin all over Jim's balls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2LbfQL7yB4

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Jim is a shit stirrer and thrives off attention and drama. Jim is loving every second of this. If there was no drama he would go broke, it is in his interest to create conflict.

dare i ask what this is even about? aren't metokur and sargon pretty closely aligned ideologically?

Jim's a faggot.

That's the first difference.

I still dont understand lol

It all feels very fake

Will have to listen to that stream later i guess

http://www.dailyinterlake.com/frank_miele_editors_2_cents/20180915/a_word_to_the_wise_overthrow_your_tech_overlords_while_you_still_can

So basicaly the whole story is metokur beiing angery about sargon beein taken seriously by ukip

Much ado about nothing probably

Atkins that mirrors what tim was saying

@Atkins good article

@zutt i think it's more sargon is angry that metokur is making fun of him , no ?

ralphretort talking about it meow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rgYVxePCSE

Well i will have to listen to it all