!agree

I bet they sell cheap potatoes to McDonald’s

Sheesh I want the kind of bank account that says I get 50 for just having enough digits

I’ve long wondered where this lost money goes

Platinum linings

I want money not “worth”

Sounds like the life that every purchase they make is coming off a corporate card

Mc Mc Mc they’re the real MCs and here’s what they have to say, that the 14 words are here to stay. Just like the white race!

Hardass

I’m going to rant about the assimilation of specials into living the normal life

Elsewhere

Wait I’m not on twitter did he mean that twitter had planned it already

So before Alex was banned, they announced he was banned

Or is it they were constantly hitting refresh on his page hoping he would be banned

I think 2 is less of a scenario and more of a given. I’m more interested in that they are working under the table to coordinate more

I just imagine a bunch of guys with brand logo shirts sitting around a room with a phone in their hand

And each one is announcing something they were told to say

It’s actually illegal for you to possess these documents, but it’s not illegal for us.

That looks like a less sloppy version of Morgan James Gavin

Kinda sounds the same too

HMMMMM

Ye well the big thing where they were reading in tandem

That’s what made me start thinking harder about news

This is a threat to our democracy

It’s wrong, but it’s hard to do much to stop it?

I keep thinking about the Spanish civil war where it was nationalists and the republicans fighting for control. But now if you’re a republican you’re a nationalist.

Who’s the mob boss?

Nah I don’t think it’s a proper position for her

She’s like the corrupt cop that they vouch for, but she never acknowledges them as being a problem

Nunuanananananannan

BEEMAN

beeman

*beeman**

Man’s not hot

Hop out the four door with the four four it was one two three and four.

@Scribblehatch MAN’S NOT HOT

Pardon me but there is no division of class under sanders

Phew

That is pretty gay

No you’d get fucked 😎

The prettier one in a gay relationship is going to be the one getting fucked

:-)

What

Don’t sleep with the waitresses at “her” wedding

Who’s “her”

You better grunt like a normal kid billy

Smoke a cigarette billy tear up your throat into a better sounding one

I’ve been in a few servers with estranged parents

Yeah there’s something wrong if that’s a levelheaded response

Makes me wonder if they’re the kind of people that pray for every little aspect of their lives because they have no aspirations to do shit

Just toss it in the dryer for a few minutes like wth

>hanging clothes up on a line

>eating fishing bait for dinner because you didn’t catch any fish

>sticking the end of a fishing rod up your butt because your vibrator is out of batteries

>consuming light because you undergo photosynthesis

>not feeding the bones of your grandparents to stray dogs because what goes around comes around

>owning cards against humanity

>not owning it

>monkeying up for the sake of being a black girl who codes

>implying israel exists

>implying you can even afford the muscle expansion pack

>implying you have the money to kill yourself

{just regular sexting

>sending pictures of naked girls back and forth with my friends

>fucking kids

>implying you don’t fuck kids to get off

>implying anything can ever exist

>testing if my dick is there to prove if I’m real

>realizing perspective doesn’t take into account reality

>don’t have dick

>big gay no homo

Mike “Dick in a femboi, castration is your best bet boy” Pence

WhatEvenAreQFiles.Q

Whymp6whenyoucanmp7.mp8

JustGotTheNewMpxFromApple.mp0

Still more than I’ve ever made

But what about office

>Just use GIMP2 it’s cheaper than adobe

>music production was mandatory 3rd quarter in guitar

Opens the most basic of editors and their pdf manuals

>but your retro as fuck so you start cutting up a cassette

No shit

I tap my belly cause I’m a fatty does that make me a musician

Implying their pfp is what they look like irl

Geese cipher I didn’t know you were a prince

Hehehheeh

I i i i wanna be cool

>not listening to Christian punk and putting big xs on your knuckles

>straighter than a ruler

>using protractors

>even thinking about English

>not getting an abortion per each abortion indicator

Hey libtards riddle me this

How come I can’t smoke, but having an abortion/getting a tattoo/changing my gender is fine?

Abortion is a mindfuck because you killed a baby, tattoos are permanent scars, and changing your gender is a large change on your body that impacts your health both mentally and physically.

If you smoke a lot I guess

If you’re grinding packs a day most likely

In the words of George Orwell: “If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - for”

Ye I didn’t copy that part waah