I know

A wookie can do whatever he wants to

but they coulda fucked him up too

what are they gonna do, hold him back?

you mean like Po?

yes, yes they will

Po got cuk’d pissed me off so much

Dude is such a good actor

but watching another man fuck your wife is actually healthy for a relationship, ya know?

We could sit here for hours and talk about how the last jedi wasnt a movie of heroism, it was a movie of mistakes

It was a movie about resisting trumpf

It was a movie about bending over and letting the enemy fuck you in the ass.

I thought it was a bad copy of the first star wars...

oh was that the first new one, which are we talking about>

Episode 7 was episode 4 version 2

were talking about the last jedi

oh is that the one where she flies in space and the pink hair and letting the animals go free?

yeap

and the entire build up of the first one was just kinda thrown out?

***LAST JEDI SUUUUCCS***

pretty much

oh, ya, i didn't like that one either.

Man everyone got hit hard by Stan Lee's death

How is the First Order still a thing after their ENTIRE BASE fucking rekt?

F

Even ignoring all of the core rules of the universe they destroyed

It's like Resident Evil all over again.

thought it was just cuz i was a racist and sexist, cuz the black dude and oriental girl parts kinda made me want to kill myself.

First movie was good, but the second movie was horrid.

What you didnt like the plumber comissar?

CONTACT LEFT

"I work on pipes and stun people who try to desert" Just an average non conventionally attractive member of the resistance

@Phalynx cuz muh socialist space

Also, why would the New Republic only have control of three planets and NOT HAVE A MILITARY?

"Im going to break the laws of physics and stop a beautiful storyline from coming to a satisfying conclusion so I can get off a cheesy one liner that makes no sense"

It wasnt there, it was many more than that

But they blew up the core systems of the republic

Its similar to blowing up DC, NY, LA and Chicago with nukes

Making the country a better place?

Right...

Wouldnt end the nation, but it would cripple it and kill a lot of people

what sjw stuff was in solo? It was quite lifelike.. guy loves a women.. does everything to try an save her.. she stabs him in the back the first time she believe she didn't need him. Very life like lol

Though now you see why disney had to throw the existing lore out

If the new republic has a military and the remnants of the empire eventually make peace with them, the entire storyline becomes stupid

Yeaah

"Why not have the First Order become powerful again for no reason?" "Genius, Kathleen..."

Lets be honest, they should have either A

Old Republic Timeline

Or B

A much farther future

Without the OGs

too bad, ogs are still alive in the most modern starwars stuff

Rip stan lee

Option C: Obi Wan takes Ben Solo to family therapy before the events of The Force Awakens.

people forget how fast history moves in starwars

the clone wars lasted less than 5 years

Empire only lasts for 23 years

The New Republic only lasts 30 years.

Year and a Half On screen time

well they threw all this out

ive got no idea what it is now

Then it gets it's shit wrecked by a big-ass snowball with a laser.

yea new starwars is a powertrip

Krazz needs to be shut down hes asking too many questions and making too much sense

This isnt a big brain chat

Kek

The new cannon has a pirate with zher and zhe as gender pronouns

Who would win?

- A government that controls the entire Galaxy

Or...

- Some My Chemical Romance fanboy with a T-Posing laser pointer and a snowball

Lmao

this pirate somehow manages to take control of a SUPER STAR DESTROYER and then forms AN EMPIRE IN UNCONTROLLED SPACE

all the while BEING MERCIFUL and KIND as she EMPOWERS WOMEN

before she dies in a blaze of glory, because apparently the first order is dumb as rocks

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Eleodie_Maracavanya

We all know who's responsible for post-modern media.

**DISNEY**.

oh wait

she doesnt die

she just gets to kick over three imperial ships that were never really a threat to her super star destroyer

Theyve just taken something which already exists and removed the downsides to it while re-writing the captain

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Errant_Venture

Except in the original story the captain who used it was always on the edge of bankruptcy and was a white male

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except now for some reason, the cost and logistics of operating a ship 4 times the size of this results in literally 0 financial difficulties for the captain

Bankruptcy? Nop cant do that

NOTICE ME SENPAI

Capitalism Bad

NOTICE ME

Am I the only one who thinks Elizabeth Warren is Jeb Bushes twin?

In fact they are probably the same person. Anyone ever seem them in the same room together?

yes

https://twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/1061871974438322176> so how reliable is this?

LEAVE JEB! ALONE LEX

LEAVE HIM ALONE

low energy jeb

please clap

G U A C M A S T E R 9 0 0 0

page doesnt exist haunted

<https://twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/1061871974438322176>

try again?

idk wtf happened with the previous paste

fucking loomer

goddamn I wish someone would just replace her

She's a poisoned scenewhore

thasa good vid.. many infoz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5NV3ZVSj5c

@Timcast Matt Christiansen mentioned that (maybe you should talk to him some time??)
And it is really awful....
http://reddead.wikia.com/wiki/Dastardly

Its an Archievement of Red Dead Redemption, both on Playstation 3 and XBox 360.

what was that rocky and bullwinkle character

Snidely Whiplash or something?

yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhC_JJwlep0

oh shit... just saw the news about stan lee 😦

did he buy the farm?

yeah

😱

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yeah he bought the farm

Inclusive Comics

just says he had a "medical emergency"

Oh people were saying R I P

he was 95

wonder if some family members who had a hand

isn't that a condition in itself?

Ruth Bader Ginsburg stole Stan Lee's soul to live longer

Im sure you guys all remember in april when the same rumors went around?

Family members who were trying to steal his money?

What a life to live, to grow old enough to see most of the ones you care about die and those that remain try to use you...

would be a bit of a laugh if he made some last minute will changes to give the money +marvel to a kids charity or something

yeah he's gone

SO LONG, THANK'S FOR ALL THE FISH

R I P Baked Alaska

yeah RIP douglas adams too I guess

That guy bought the farm a long ass time ago didn't he?

Oh shit what it's veteran's day?

yeah but .... your reference....

DONATION TIEM

y'know superhero is trademarked

its co-owned by marvel and DC

@grant wait.... i thought vampires like her only fed on the young... such as aborted fetus'

I m pretty sure this would have happened no matter his skin colour https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46187460

but hey, who knows

I guess the media "knows" 😛

holy shit

major breaking news

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-unveils-new-slogan-orange-man-bad

wait... when did the onion become real life? lol

has anyone heard anything about this ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yaL8psyNXE&t=1s

damn it... It does seem like the line between tabloid BS and real life is ever thinning though

ya, well...I mean that article isn't entirely wrong...

dude

its pretty much the onion lol

babylon bee

i'm aware

the scary part is that with how they are now that it's become believeable that cnn might actually take that slogan

that doesn't change what i said.

oh k u were joking lol

about it being litteral lol

yeah i agree

🍊 👨 bad

well i mean how long has CNN been going on about trump now?

3 years?

so many famous peoples houses burnt down.... its like... a symbol... of hollywood burning...

⬛ 👨 gud

any of them die?

dunthinkso

you used to say redicoulus stuff or outright parody and it was instantly obvious.... now I actually have to look at it to make sure it isn't real ffs

mileys house burnt down

oh, that's right they all moved to canada 2 year ago, nvm

few english peoples

Stan lee fucking died

in a fire?

he died in hospital

was it on fire?

He just died

No cause is listed

from a "mediacal emergency" ... whatever that means

Yet

Oh, so just heard it and felt like sharing, while we were talking about celebrities dying in a fire?

kim and kanyes house burnt down

were they in it?

everyone so far has escaped the fire

oh...ok...

not everyone.... like 23 have died

celebrities?

no, I mean humans

I wish luck to those in the fire

are you saying celebrities aren't human?

😉

Hmm, i wish luck for those not in the fire to not be in the fire. Those already in the fire, already got some shitty luck or like it warm.

@Paradox was just laughing at an old american dad episode where they were all replaced by robots by roger's character, probably an obscure reference. The tearjerker episodes

also, if i could win the lottery, that'd be nice.

i don't watch amerdican dad episode

Stan Lee's dead

no he's not

He is

nope

fake news

Fake news stan lee is cryogenically frozen he wuz aliv

Stan Lee? The guy the knife is named after? 😦

Kek

🐸

Marvel fans... I.. don't.. feel... so... good...

Hillary running against trump against 2020 is the stupidest shit ever

She ran against obummer and lost

Naaah,

I'm with her! she can do it

GO hillary!!

Shes gonna run against trumps and butcher her party top kek

Watch the dems turn against hilldawgs and debbie watcher backstab hilldawgs

Its like when the republicans ran against obamas

she like the recurring herpes blister on the democratic ballots, keeps returning and embarrasing itself in front of the person it's trying to attract

"Enough with fortnite, we need to go to the polls TOnight"

The repubs killed themselves and obama won with flying blakas

Remember this
https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/642098739272773632

It will be glorious if they rig the D primary for Hillary and she gets decimated again

Because I will not let anyone forget

Trump should have locked her up

maybe thats his plan for 2020 😄

she runs, he jails her and auto-wins

She runs.. he decimates her.. jails her for life

That would be funni as fuck imagine the fucking memes

Fuck twitter and facebook would ban all the memes about it

hillary and bernie version 2.0; alongside creepy porn lawyer, beta o'rourke and fauxahontas?

Then the dems would blame fb and twitter for even allowing the memes in the first place

killary is really going to run again

holy fuck

they've been setting it up for months, she will NEVER leave. Her presence is for life... exactly like a STD. And that is how I feel about parties like the green party now as well

I mean realistically who do they have that would stand a snowballs chance in hell of dethroning Trump?

how often lately do presidents NOT win a 2nd term?

Avenatti

I don't think Trump will take Michigan in 2020.. TDS way to strong up there

Whose brokes

stastically once you win once then you are all but garunteed a 2nd win

comparing hillary to an std is one of the most apt comparisons i have heard so far

I'd rather have herpies an gential warts than a Hillary president

@Misomania exactly two terms two 🍦 🍨

hillary would be a free for all for the deep state, every three letter agency, and the most corrupt streams of foreign money

She'd weaponize the intelligence agencies to go after EVERYONE

I have dirt on hillar........

And im ded

and hes dead

rip

lol

😵

the only way to suicide with multiple gun shots to the back

if only she was an STD. I wouldn't have to deal with it, if i was careful about where i put it.

remind me to never date you

Wonder why there are no asians running for prez

hillary: one more loss

how will trump even recover

have to turn hillary's name into a portmandeu of the word hilarious and the reeeeeee meme

Wikipedia fucken sucks just gimme a damn number