Message from @Blackhawk342
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yea new starwars is a powertrip
Krazz needs to be shut down hes asking too many questions and making too much sense
This isnt a big brain chat
Kek
The new cannon has a pirate with zher and zhe as gender pronouns
Who would win?
- A government that controls the entire Galaxy
Or...
- Some My Chemical Romance fanboy with a T-Posing laser pointer and a snowball
Lmao
this pirate somehow manages to take control of a SUPER STAR DESTROYER and then forms AN EMPIRE IN UNCONTROLLED SPACE
all the while BEING MERCIFUL and KIND as she EMPOWERS WOMEN
before she dies in a blaze of glory, because apparently the first order is dumb as rocks
We all know who's responsible for post-modern media.
**DISNEY**.
oh wait
she doesnt die
she just gets to kick over three imperial ships that were never really a threat to her super star destroyer
Theyve just taken something which already exists and removed the downsides to it while re-writing the captain
Except in the original story the captain who used it was always on the edge of bankruptcy and was a white male
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except now for some reason, the cost and logistics of operating a ship 4 times the size of this results in literally 0 financial difficulties for the captain
Bankruptcy? Nop cant do that
NOTICE ME SENPAI
Capitalism Bad
NOTICE ME
Am I the only one who thinks Elizabeth Warren is Jeb Bushes twin?
In fact they are probably the same person. Anyone ever seem them in the same room together?
yes
https://twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/1061871974438322176> so how reliable is this?
LEAVE JEB! ALONE LEX
LEAVE HIM ALONE
low energy jeb
please clap
G U A C M A S T E R 9 0 0 0
page doesnt exist haunted
try again?
idk wtf happened with the previous paste
fucking loomer
goddamn I wish someone would just replace her
She's a poisoned scenewhore